What would you do if you won the lottery?

[Seedler]

The grand prize is $15 million USD.:naughty:

You just won it.:O

What changes will you be altering to your pitiful existance?:P

[GepperRankins]

moving to europe for a chance to win £100000000 ($Σ) :blink:

[hippychick]

A boob job :O lmao jk :lol:

[Seedler]

moving to europe for a chance to win £100000000 ($Σ) :blink:

Decent plan.

If you buy all the europe lottery tickets you can with your $15 million, you have like a 5% chance of winning £100 000 000...:lol:

Good luck:D

[maebach]

I'd probably donate some, maybe 1-2 million.

Buy me a Bentley Arnage and Maybach (I wouldn't be able to drive either for a while though)

Buy my parents a bigger house, save some for University and kids/wife/future.

Invest some

Send my dad on the world tour he's always wanted to go on.



I cant think of anything else I'd want. I have everything I need.

[Guyver]

id buy the big VIRG maebach, the most expensive hooker ever!

[maebach]

id buy the big VIRG maebach, the most expensive hooker ever!

not funny :dry:

[Guyver]

id buy the big VIRG maebach, the most expensive hooker ever!

not funny :dry:

maybe so, but its true, i would buddy

[maebach]

not funny :dry:

maybe so, but its true, i would buddy

thats disgusting :nono:

and im not a big VIRG.


I hope your joking :mellow:

[zapjb]

I too would get the best looking hookers around. The ones in Las Vegas that the casinos get for their whales (big gamblers i.e. $500,000-multiple millions a day). Those babes are the best looking girls from all over the world. They're like $5,000-$20,000 a day. I'd do that for a month. Then travel a lot. Blah, blah, blah charity too of course.

[Busyman]

Buy alot of land in this area
Build a custom house on it with numerous amenities
Buy my mother a house
Pursue my own businesses
Buy a BMW 760Li, Cadillac Escalade ESV or Land Rover Range Rover and a decent hybrid vehicle or alternative fuel car.
Have more kids, maybe 3 more.
Buy more stock
Help some families hands on


I'd still keep working my current job for a bit 'till my own businesses rake in money.


15 million is a small amount for a lottery.

Our Powerball was around 250 million at one point.

I hit that, I'll definitely quit my job.:happy:

15 million isn't enough to quit.
I'd probably have 8.5 million after taxes are paid.
I'd still have to pay high property tax on my home.
I'd have more kids and their tuition for private school and college would need setting aside.
My current medical benefits are excellent.

[muchspl3]

lets see first id get a limo to pick my prize, then find a financial adviser, new house and car then off to travel and live off my interest

[twisterX]

Buy alot of land in this area
Build a custom house on it with numerous amenities
Buy my mother a house
Pursue my own businesses
Buy a BMW 760Li, Cadillac Escalade ESV or Land Rover Range Rover and a decent hybrid vehicle or alternative fuel car.
Have more kids, maybe 3 more.
Buy more stock
Help some families hands on


I'd still keep working my current job for a bit 'till my own businesses rake in money.


15 million is a small amount for a lottery.

Our Powerball was around 250 million at one point.

I hit that, I'll definitely quit my job.:happy:

15 million isn't enough to quit.
I'd probably have 8.5 million after taxes are paid.
I'd still have to pay high property tax on my home.
I'd have more kids and their tuition for private school and college would need setting aside.
My current medical benefits are excellent.

8.5 mil IS enough to quit. You wont even make like 2 mil in your whole lifetime with even a good job.

[Busyman]

Buy alot of land in this area
Build a custom house on it with numerous amenities
Buy my mother a house
Pursue my own businesses
Buy a BMW 760Li, Cadillac Escalade ESV or Land Rover Range Rover and a decent hybrid vehicle or alternative fuel car.
Have more kids, maybe 3 more.
Buy more stock
Help some families hands on


I'd still keep working my current job for a bit 'till my own businesses rake in money.


15 million is a small amount for a lottery.

Our Powerball was around 250 million at one point.

I hit that, I'll definitely quit my job.:happy:

15 million isn't enough to quit.
I'd probably have 8.5 million after taxes are paid.
I'd still have to pay high property tax on my home.
I'd have more kids and their tuition for private school and college would need setting aside.
My current medical benefits are excellent.

8.5 mil IS enough to quit. You wont even make like 2 mil in your whole lifetime with even a good job.
I'd say a good job is $200,000 a year. Folks in my job often go over $100,000 without blinking. My job also provides me medical benefits.

Even with interest payments, it's easy to eat up your money.

Property tax has to be paid on your home or you lose it regardless of whether it's paid off. Kids cost money. Heating and cooling a large home costs money.

The only way I'd quit is if my businesses take off.

You are counting what I make now but when a lifestyle changes it requires more money.

[Cheese]

£125 million ($8 trillion) for the Euromillions lottery tonight. If I win I'm buying myself a country.

[Guillaume]

If I won tonight's Euromillion, I'd buy this place and ban you all.


/me hasn't read the thread and hopes no one has already done that old, tired joke.

[Aaron_T]

I'd quit college, quit my job and then buy myself a new house to live in :01:

[Busyman]

£125 million ($8 trillion) for the Euromillions lottery tonight. If I win I'm buying myself a country.
8 trillion?:blink:

:no:

[Proper Bo]

I'd buy some tabs:dabs:

[Barbarossa]

:glag:

[Seedler]

£125 million ($8 trillion) for the Euromillions lottery tonight. If I win I'm buying myself a country.

WTF?:blink:

8 trillion? I could like buy nukes and take over the world...:P

[hippychick]

£125 million ($8 trillion) for the Euromillions lottery tonight. If I win I'm buying myself a country.
You can't buy the Azores I already laid a claim on it :lol:

[Proper Bo]

oh yeah, i'd also get a taxi to dave's and give him a kicking:dabs:

[manker]

oh yeah, i'd also get a taxi to dave's and give him a kicking:dabs:If getting him to curl up in the foetal position while crying like a girl is your aim; just tell him that it's likely to be another 18 months before he has a shag.

It'll have the same effect :dabs:

[Busyman]

£125 million ($8 trillion) for the Euromillions lottery tonight. If I win I'm buying myself a country.

WTF?:blink:

8 trillion? I could like buy nukes and take over the world...:P
It's not $8 trillion, mang.:ermm:

[Proper Bo]

oh yeah, i'd also get a taxi to dave's and give him a kicking:dabs:If getting him to curl up in the foetal position while crying like a girl is your aim; just tell him that it's likely to be another 18 months before he has a shag.

It'll have the same effect :dabs:

He told you it was only 18 months?

[manker]

Yeah :unsure:

I thought that was bad enough.

[Proper Bo]

:lol:



oh feck, he's 19 isn't he:pinch:

[manker]

I think a poll is in order.


When was the last time Dave got his end away?

a) Since Xmas.
b) Within the last 6 months.
c) 6-12 months ago.
d) over one year ago.
e) Never.
f) When he was one.



Option f being just incase Bo's insinuation turns out to be correct :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

:dabs: :cry:


bullies :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

I'd buy some tabs:dabs:

Ignore that, I just found a fiver and bought 20:smilie4:

[Gripper]

I'd buy some tabs:dabs:

Ignore that, I just found a fiver and bought 20:smilie4:
I'd buy a packet of B+H,and Marlboro's with that sort of money,an a pub or three:D

[JPaul]

I honest to feck made that other thread without seeing this.

Brill feckin yant

[Gripper]

S'ok yours is better:)

[JPaul]

S'ok yours is better:)
I can't believe how stunningly accurate the opening post is tho'.

It wasn't him I was thinking of, just a generic loller.