fecking gawd damned theiving pikey

[Lilmiss]

scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night. :fist:


i'm not amused, btw. :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

cunts. i hope they like, really hurt themselves. not die, cause then they can't regret it. maybe be a bit disabled and scarred for life :happy:

[Lilmiss]

if i find out who it was, they'll get their toenails ripped out and forced down their throats.
had just filled it up with petrol, and my Murphys cd's were in the glovebox. :fist:


f'cking pishholes :double fist:

[manker]

Gutted, flowe :(

Maybe insurance ftw. It was broken and stuff anyway, wasn't it :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

no, wasn't broken at all. :no:
it was my caliver, not the mini.

and £100 excess on insurance. ha. larfable. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

aww man, my head hurts, me and some mates twoced this chavalier last night....oh...n/m:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

oh gawd, you're so funny i think i cracked a rib larfing. :mellow:

[Proper Bo]

:no:

[manker]

no, wasn't broken at all. :no:
it was my caliver, not the mini.

and £100 excess on insurance. ha. larfable. :snooty:Didn't know you had a different car now but you're lucky, my excess is £250 :dabs:


Well, maybe not that lucky ... no-one nicked my car last night.

[Guillaume]

Look on the brightnot too dark side, you still have the mini. :01:

[manker]

Look on the brightnot too dark side, you still have the mini. :01:
And you still have Bo :01:

[manker]

:ermm:

[Guillaume]

Look on the brightnot too dark side, you still have the mini. :01:
And you still have Bo :01:
No, I don't.

[manker]

Guillaume = lilmiss :o

Bo = teh ghey :o :o

[manker]

Actually, cancel at least two of those :o smilies.

Not really such a shawk :dabs:

[Lilmiss]

teh mini isn't insured atm. :no:
no point in doing it either, cos it wouldn't start up in this crappy weather.


i liked me car, it went fast.
t'is probably acting as a pikey bonfire right now. :no:

[Lilmiss]

:ermm:

[Guillaume]

Well, it's cycling FTW. :01:

[JPaul]

Thats a bummer.

No sorry, The's a bummer.

Yeah that's it.

[manker]

teh mini isn't insured atm. :no:
no point in doing it either, cos it wouldn't start up in this crappy weather.


i liked me car, it went fast.
t'is probably acting as a pikey bonfire right now. :no:I had my jeep nicked by pikies ages ago - they didn't burn it, just drove it round til it ran out of petrol.

It was okay apart from the driver side lock popped out - oh, and the smell of dirty, dirty pikey :dabs:

[Lilmiss]

Well, it's cycling FTW. :01:


erm, with a dawg in tow?
you're all mental, and i'm going home. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Thats a bummer.

No sorry, The's a bummer.

Yeah that's it.

glag:lol:

[Proper Bo]

And you still have Bo :01: No, I don't.

:kiss:

[Gripper]

Dirty little douche bags,hope they get severe food poisoning from dodgy hedgehog kebabs:angry:

[JPaul]

teh mini isn't insured atm. :no:
no point in doing it either, cos it wouldn't start up in this crappy weather.


i liked me car, it went fast.
t'is probably acting as a pikey bonfire right now. :no:I had my jeep nicked by pikies ages ago - they didn't burn it, just drove it round til it ran out of petrol.

It was okay apart from the driver side lock popped out - oh, and the smell of dirty, dirty pikey :dabs:
Was it actually a Jeep or are you just another nob who calls any 4x4 a Jeep.

[Proper Bo]

anyone with a 4x4 is a nob:snooty:

[manker]

I had my jeep nicked by pikies ages ago - they didn't burn it, just drove it round til it ran out of petrol.

It was okay apart from the driver side lock popped out - oh, and the smell of dirty, dirty pikey :dabs:
Was it actually a Jeep or are you just another nob who calls any 4x4 a Jeep.It was an SJ413.

A prince among jeeps :snooty:

[JPaul]

Was it actually a Jeep or are you just another nob who calls any 4x4 a Jeep.It was an SJ413.

A prince among jeeps :snooty:
A Suzuki, a feckin' Suzuki.

That's not even a proper 4x4, never mind a Jeep.

I take it you used it as part of your mobile hairstylist business.

http://4x4mudpluggers.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/sj413.jpg.w300h225.jpg

[manker]

It was an SJ413.

A prince among jeeps :snooty:
A Suzuki, a feckin' Suzuki.

That's not even a proper 4x4, never mind a Jeep.

I take it you used it as part of your mobile hairstylist business.

http://4x4mudpluggers.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/sj413.jpg.w300h225.jpg
Actually, it was a pressie off me Mam and Dad for getting a really good mark in my final university exams.

Btw, JP, if you're wondering; the 'SJ' in SJ413 is an abbreviation for 'Suzuki Jeep', the '4' means it's four wheel drive and the '13' denotes that it has 1.3 litre engine.

Just in case you're one of those nobs that watch Top Gear and make specious statements on the interweb - yet know precious little about the internal workings of the modern combustion engine :smilie4:

[JPaul]

A 1.3 engine in a 4x4 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's like describing a luton as a lorry

Oh and I know practically nothing about the internal workings of the infernal combustion contraption.

I have even less interest, apparently they are full of horses and torks.

[manker]

I thought as much :smilie4:

[Snee]

I was about to buy an International Scout (a 4x4 car, not a wee bloke in a uniform), once, off one of my uncles. Never did tho', 'cos it used like 2 liters of petrol for every ten kilometres.

And also, who needs a car like that when living in a civilised part of the world?

[JPaul]

I was about to buy an International Scout (a 4x4 car, not a wee bloke in a uniform), once, off one of my uncles. Never did tho', 'cos it used like 2 liters of petrol for every ten kilometres.

And also, who needs a car like that when living in a civilised part of the world?
manker needed it for his country trips, t'fields can get muddy in Wales.

[manker]

I was about to buy an International Scout (a 4x4 car, not a wee bloke in a uniform), once, off one of my uncles. Never did tho', 'cos it used like 2 liters of petrol for every ten kilometres.

And also, who needs a car like that when living in a civilised part of the world?
manker needed it for his country trips, t'fields can get muddy in Wales.
You're too kind, I didn't need it at all.

I was one of those nobs who thinks that owning a 4X4 is cool :(



Still, I'm all better now :)

[JPaul]

manker needed it for his country trips, t'fields can get muddy in Wales.
You're too kind, I didn't need it at all.

I was one of those nobs who thinks that owning a 4X4 is cool :(



Still, I'm all better now :)
:lol:

Me too :cool2:

[Snee]

I wasn't sure of whether Wales was a civilised part of the world :unsure:

[manker]

You're too kind, I didn't need it at all.

I was one of those nobs who thinks that owning a 4X4 is cool :(



Still, I'm all better now :)
:lol:

Me too :cool2:All part of growing up.

I chortle like an amused, haughty Frenchman when I see some nob driving a 4X4. Chortle, I say.

[Buffalo]

scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night. :fist:
i'm not amused, btw. :snooty:

Well bad Lilmiss, bad news indeed.
if it was my car i would not give a damn,
but it's what's inside my damn car, all my tools etc, i would not want to lose.

That's the hard bit when you lose personal stuff as well, damn it
hope you get it all back in ok condition, you may be lucky.

all best xx

[JPaul]

:lol:

Me too :cool2:All part of growing up.

I chortle like an amused, haughty Frenchman when I see some nob driving a 4X4. Chortle, I say.
I chuckle, then I guffaw a bit.

But not at Mrs JP when she had hers.

[manker]

All part of growing up.

I chortle like an amused, haughty Frenchman when I see some nob driving a 4X4. Chortle, I say.
I chuckle, then I guffaw a bit.

But not at Mrs JP when she had hers.You mean to say that you've sanctioned a purchase of a 4x4 :o :o :o


I had no idea, you should have mentioned that you had a Discovery somewhere on the forum (several times over) and I wouldn't have dreamt of taking the pish :schnauz:

[JPaul]

I chuckle, then I guffaw a bit.

But not at Mrs JP when she had hers.You mean to say that you've sanctioned a purchase of a 4x4 :o :o :o


I had no idea, you should have mentioned that you had a Discovery somewhere on the forum (several times over) and I wouldn't have dreamt of taking the pish :schnauz:
Well I knew you were having a larf, CaptainObvious.

I thought you knew we got rid of it, hence the nature of the pishtake.

[manker]

You mean to say that you've sanctioned a purchase of a 4x4 :o :o :o


I had no idea, you should have mentioned that you had a Discovery somewhere on the forum (several times over) and I wouldn't have dreamt of taking the pish :schnauz:
Well I knew you were having a larf, CaptainObvious.

I thought you knew we got rid of it, hence the nature of the pishtake.
No I didn't - I do tend to skim over the car threads due to knowing feck all about them. It was pure roddage because I thought it was still your favoured mode of travel to pick up t'apple from Asda.

It came to mind that you had a Discovery because Busy said that he now wants one (in t'other lottery thread).

[JPaul]

Well I knew you were having a larf, CaptainObvious.

I thought you knew we got rid of it, hence the nature of the pishtake.
No I didn't - I do tend to skim over the car threads due to knowing feck all about them. It was pure roddage because I thought it was still your favoured mode of travel to pick up t'apple from Asda.

It came to mind that you had a Discovery because Busy said that he now wants one (in t'other lottery thread).
Remember I got the new Clio (extreme) she used that to nick back and forth to school with the wee one and liked it for nipping about in. Easy to park, jig about in traffic etc.

So she announced that she wanted one of them, but red, with a sunroof and not the "racing" seats, various other things.

Sort of like this, but with her plate obviousement.

http://www.johnpill.co.uk/images/ap53_fka.jpg

The two of them love it to bits.

[manker]

Oh yeah! I do remember that now. It was quite some time ago too, if I'm recalling events in perspective.

Btw, I take it you use your Clio as part of your mobile hairstylist business :P

[Snee]

Oh yeah, I forgot to say I'm sorry for you, wee one, and I hope it turns up in ok shape.

Feck, I hope it turns up washed, reconditioned, and minty-fresh :yes:

[JPaul]

Oh yeah! I do remember that now. It was quite some time ago too, if I'm recalling events in perspective.

Btw, I take it you use your Clio as part of your mobile hairstylist business :P
Manicurist, but it's the same idea.

[enoughfakefiles]

Feck, I hope it turns up washed, reconditioned, and minty-fresh :yes:

There was a fella in the newspaper who used to steal a car, valet and wash them and return them to their owners :O

The judge still gave him time in the big house though :blink:

[Lilmiss]

the police called!!!!




they haven't found her yet. :no:

[Snee]

the police called!!!!




they haven't found her yet. :no:
Why'd they call then?



Phone-secks?:unsure:

[Guillaume]

Bet they found it.

That and the leftover weed in the glove box. :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

heh heh. :blushing:

and the last of the choc Willy Wonka bars i've stashed.
also some dog treats.
plus Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphys and Nofx

oooohhh...my poor fluffy dice. :cryin:

[Lilmiss]

heh, one saving grace is the boot was chocca with things on the way to the skip. hahahaha. :lol: :fist:

[Guillaume]

heh, one saving grace is the boot was chocca with things on the way to the skip. hahahaha. :lol: :fist:
Could someone please translate? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

youknowsit, chuck.
own up. :fist:

[DanB]

rip their cunts out and douse them in petrol

[JPaul]

rip their cunts out and douse them in petrol
That seems fair.

[Lilmiss]

nice. :happy:

but i still prefer the thought of ripping their toenails off n making them eat them.

[Bob Dude]

We should just get rid of all the dirty Irish b*****ds :blink:.... Or not

[Lilmiss]

just the dirty ones, mind. :huh:



it's not the mini.
loverly car, but no ejector sheat. :heh:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Poor Lilmiss. Crack their skulls once for me, or twice, twice is good too. :smoke:

[twisterX]

We should just get rid of all the dirty Irish b*****ds :blink:.... Or not

:mad3: hell no

[hobbes]

Sorry about your car, but may I recommend the Busyboy security system in the future.

It comes with 6 guns standard (one for each corner) and the auto block is loaded with enough TNT to flatten three city blocks.

If the car is stolen you just press the "detonate" button, and you can have a larf at their expense.

All American cars are minmally equipped this way. The better ones have nukes.

[Bob Dude]

We should just get rid of all the dirty Irish b*****ds :blink:.... Or not

:mad3: hell no
lol. Don't get angry, i'm irish. I wasn't being a racist ;)

[Proper Bo]

no you aren't, dave said so

[Bob Dude]

no you aren't, dave said so
Since Dave knows, my birth certificate and i must be wrong... I'm sorry about that :huh:

[Proper Bo]

dave said you're about as irish as him

[Bob Dude]

Dave is obviousment right

[Proper Bo]

so what part of ireland were you born in?

[Bob Dude]

Belfast. lol. Yeah i know it is part of the british isles. But i have irish blood, and most importantly i have Irish on my birth cirtificate. :happy:

[Proper Bo]

but you're british really:dabs:

[Bob Dude]

It depends on your blood, all of my family has Irish blood. None of them mixed with any of those english scum :)

[Proper Bo]

nobody mentioned england, you were born and lived your whole life in britain.....:dabs:

[Bob Dude]

(have you noticed that this has become our thread?) It isn't anything to do with where you are born. like i said it is your blood. So... If you where born in space you become an Alien or directly inbetween 2 borders u become a marine sea-thing? Also how can people be half Irish, half French or summit? one half of the labour was in Ireland the other was in France? :dabs:

[Bob Dude]

Your parents blood not where you are born. Thread closed

[Buffalo]

It depends on your blood, all of my family has Irish blood. None of them mixed with any of those english scum :)

I'm Irish Italian, well proud of my roots

[enoughfakefiles]

It depends on your blood, all of my family has Irish blood. None of them mixed with any of those english scum :)

I'm Irish Italian, well proud of my roots

Do you dye them at all :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

how long does blood last?

[Proper Bo]

Your parents blood not where you are born. Thread closed

If that's the case, I'm irish, scottish and english in one then, all of them, not british, not mixed, but all three:dabs:

[Bob Dude]

Dave is like 9 or summit :dabs:

[Buffalo]

I'm Irish Italian, well proud of my roots

Do you dye them at all :unsure:

:lol:

[Buffalo]

how long does blood last?

8 weeks if kept @ 7c

[Bob Dude]

Your parents blood not where you are born. Thread closed

If that's the case, I'm irish, scottish and english in one then, all of them, not british, not mixed, but all three:dabs:
Lol. you don't listen good. Blood, not where You are born. if you where born in britain you don't become irish, scottish and welsh. It is your parents and they're parents that determine you race

[Proper Bo]

My blood is a combination of mixed english/scottish and english/irish blood:dabs:

[Buffalo]

My blood is a combination of mixed english/scottish and english/irish blood:dabs:

Cousin Dude!

[Bob Dude]

Oh, i'll let you off then. I thought u where bein a ghey

[Proper Bo]

Oh, i'll let you off then. I thought u where bein a ghey

no, i;m too busy at uni to do that......or am I? im not really at uni.......although I am really.....but shh, I'm not:dabs:

[Gripper]

Oh, i'll let you off then. I thought u where bein a ghey

no, i;m too busy at uni to do that......or am I? im not really at uni.......although I am really.....but shh, I'm not:dabs:
You're a bloody Geordie,you're not British:P

[Proper Bo]

no, i;m too busy at uni to do that......or am I? im not really at uni.......although I am really.....but shh, I'm not:dabs: You're a bloody Geordie,you're not British:P

That depends on if it's classed as where I was born, or what's in my blood apparently:rolleyes:

[Gripper]

You're a bloody Geordie,you're not British:P

That depends on if it's classed as where I was born, or what's in my blood apparently:rolleyes:
I thought your blood was 99.99% Nukey brown:w00t:

[Proper Bo]

newcy broon, noob:rolleyes:

[Buffalo]

You're a bloody Geordie,you're not British:P

or what's in my blood apparently:rolleyes:

Alcohol, small bit of base etc

[Buffalo]

That depends on if it's classed as where I was born, or what's in my blood apparently:rolleyes:
I thought your blood was 99.99% Nukey brown:w00t:

Do you remember steam lager? ~ not seen for long time

[Gripper]

I thought your blood was 99.99% Nukey brown:w00t:

Do you remember steam lager? ~ not seen for long time
Seen in Netto's,strong stuff:w00t:

[JPaul]

I was born in Scotland, therefore I'm Scottish. Fact.

Thinking otherwisely is mentalist American thinking.

Irish American, Italian American, Polish American .... etc. It's all pish.

[hobbes]

I was born in Scotland, therefore I'm Scottish. Fact.

Thinking otherwisely is mentalist American thinking.

Irish American, Italian American, Polish American .... etc. It's all pish.


I agree.

I was born in Beijing, China during a weekend vacation my parents were taking, therefore I am Chinese. fact.

[JPaul]

I was born in Scotland, therefore I'm Scottish. Fact.

Thinking otherwisely is mentalist American thinking.

Irish American, Italian American, Polish American .... etc. It's all pish.


I agree.

I was born in Beijing, China during a weekend vacation my parents were taking, therefore I am Chinese. fact.
Where were they living at the time, presumably not Texas. It seems an awfully long trip for a weekend break.

[enoughfakefiles]

I was born in Scotland, therefore I'm Scottish. Fact.

Thinking otherwisely is mentalist American thinking.

Irish American, Italian American, Polish American .... etc. It's all pish.


I agree.

I was born in Beijing, China during a weekend vacation my parents were taking, therefore I am Chinese. fact.

http://www.formosa-translation.com/chinese/dd/dzz43.gif

[hobbes]

I agree.

I was born in Beijing, China during a weekend vacation my parents were taking, therefore I am Chinese. fact.
Where were they living at the time, presumably not Texas. It seems an awfully long trip for a weekend break.

You're right, that would be a long way from Texas.

Fortunately they were living 1100 miles to the north in Missouri.

[hobbes]

I would have preferrred to have been born in international waters, because I have always fancied myself as an international man of mystery. :ph34r:

http://www.geocities.com/walkenpage/chriscon22.jpg

Cheers.

[JPaul]

Where were they living at the time, presumably not Texas. It seems an awfully long trip for a weekend break.

You're right, that would be a long way from Texas.

Fortunately they were living 1100 miles to the north in Missouri.
Still seems a bit of a hike for a weekend break. Particularly so long ago (no offence intended, agewise)

[hobbes]

I was born in Scotland, therefore I'm Scottish. Fact.

Thinking otherwisely is mentalist American thinking.

Irish American, Italian American, Polish American .... etc. It's all pish.


I agree.:dry:

I was born in Beijing, China during a weekend vacation my parents were taking, therefore I am Chinese. fact.:dry:

:no:

Better?


I was just creating juxtapositions of ethnicity and temporality.

[JPaul]

I agree.:dry:

I was born in Beijing, China during a weekend vacation my parents were taking, therefore I am Chinese. fact.:dry:

:no:

Better?


I was just creating juxtapositions of ethnicity and temporality.

No you weren't, you were talking pish.

It's an easy mistake to make.

[GepperRankins]

Better?


I was just creating juxtapositions of ethnicity and temporality.

No you weren't, you were talking pish.

It's an easy mistake to make.
hobbes won that one. :snooty:

[JPaul]

No you weren't, you were talking pish.

It's an easy mistake to make.
hobbes won that one. :snooty:
:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Your parents blood not where you are born. Thread closed

In that case we're all African. :frusty:

[Gripper]

P'raps Hobbes parents were spy's and popped over to Bejing to blow up the odd Top Secret research base or summit

[JPaul]

P'raps Hobbes parents were spy's and popped over to Bejing to blow up the odd Top Secret research base or summit
Yup, that seems to make sense.

[Snee]

Spy's what?


Anyway, scientifically there's no such thing as different races of human beings, there's only one, the human race. And traditionally speaking the irish, english, norwegian and what have you are all the same race @ bobo the clown dude.

Racialists :dabs:

[JPaul]

I believe we can be traced back to common ancestors i.e. 1 man and 1 woman. (Not in a creationist way).

[Gripper]

I'm in the human race and I believe I'm lying 123,876,345th about 3 places behind JPaul

[Proper Bo]

I'm in the human race and I believe I'm lying 123,876,345th about 3 places behind JPaul

I also believe you're lying:mellow:

[Lilmiss]

Thread closed


have you found my car? :snooty:

[Guillaume]

Thread closed


have you found my car? :snooty:
I take it the coppers haven't :unsure:

[Gripper]

I've found it (http://www.freefoto.com/browse.jsp?id=21-15-0):01: :w00t: :01:

[Lilmiss]

I take it the coppers haven't

:no:

do you have it? :unsure:

[Guillaume]

do you have it? :unsure:
Yeah, and I really don't know what to do with it. I should have stolen a chauffeur with it.

[Proper Bo]

what's french for chauffeur?:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I've found it (http://www.freefoto.com/browse.jsp?id=21-15-0):01: :w00t: :01:


d'ya think my chocolate will be ok? :unsure:

[Guillaume]

what's french for chauffeur?:unsure:
Le rod.

[Proper Bo]

what's french for chauffeur?:unsure: Le rod.

tres bien:schnauz:

[Gripper]

what's french for chauffeur?:unsure:
Henri paul:pinch:

[Guillaume]

:glag:

[Proper Bo]

I had to google that to get it:dabs:

was funny once I did though:smilie4:

[JPaul]

I had to google that to get it:dabs:

was funny once I did though:smilie4:
I did likewise and concur with your verdict.

[Lilmiss]

it's been found in my own town! :ohmy:
silly eejits have been driving it about here for 4 days.

it's been taken away to see if they can get any evidence from it, but they have chipped out the lock and ignition and all that stuff.

police couldn't say if me Muphys cd or the choc was there though. bet those filthy police have eaten my wonka bar. :fist:

[Snee]

Well, if it still rolls, that's something.

[JPaul]

those filthy police have eaten my wonka bar. :fist:[/I]
Tell me that isn't a euphemism.

[Robert00000]

scumish hoor-rags gypo bellend waster cnuts went n stole my friggin' car last night. :fist:


i'm not amused, btw. :snooty:

Some f**kers broke into my car a couple of weeks ago. They smashed the passenger window and stole money from my wallet. The funny thing was they didnt take the satnav or any of the credit cards from the wallet. I was stupid enough to leave the wallet under the seat with £90 in it.

It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.

[Barbarossa]

It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.

They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b! :P

[manker]

It must have been kids who didnt know what was the most valuable. the fact they didnt take any of the credit cards was a big relief.

They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b! :P:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

[Robert00000]

They probably just skimmed them and have now made a brazillion copies which they are selling around school, n00b! :P:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

[Proper Bo]

:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:
When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.

retardland = wales?:smilie4:

[JPaul]

:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.


Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

Using the word "feasibilty" isn't going to stop people from calling you stupid, stupid. Especially when you misspell it.

[Robert00000]

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

Using the word "feasibilty" isn't going to stop people from calling you stupid, stupid. Especially when you misspell it.

Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

[Robert00000]

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.


Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

You've been to retardland too i see. How long would it take to note credit card details down? Longer than just pinching the money and running after the car alarm sounds i'm guessing.

[Lilmiss]

Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

unlike you to miss out the most important word in your vocabulary. :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Did you get your rust bucket back, missie?

[Lilmiss]

:no: not yet, it's still being examined.
and the dog isn't big enough to put a saddle on her yet.

[Guillaume]

:no: not yet, it's still being examined.
and the dog isn't big enough to put a saddle on her yet.
Roller skates and harness :01:

[Lilmiss]

Roller skates and harness :01:

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

:unsure:

[Guillaume]

Oh well, take the bus then :snooty:



/orf to sleep.

[lynx]

If the starter's missing, I'm betting VB's got it. :ermm:

When you get it back, make sure you put a rope round it.
About 18" above the ground is optimum, according to JP. :dry:

[lynx]

/orf to sheep.Somehow, I knew you were really Welsh.

[hobbes]

Roller skates and harness :01:

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

:unsure:

How scataliciously hawt :naughty:

You not only got your "chocolate bar" eaten, but had it spattered all over you as well.

[Lilmiss]

not even replying to that filth, hobbes. :snooty:


:lookaroun

[JPaul]

Robert's right, "customer not present" credit card fraud does not take place in the UK. FFS they would need your name, card number and the security digits from the back of the card. What's the chances of them getting that well.

Why the fuck would he go to all of the bother of cancelling the cards and getting new ones sent out, that would be mental.

You've been to retardland too i see. How long would it take to note credit card details down? Longer than just pinching the money and running after the car alarm sounds i'm guessing.
It really makes no difference, because you made the story up anyway. You're just another interweb fantasist, but everyone knew that anyway.

[JPaul]

i have a feeling i'd hit every lamp post and tree while travelling in the opposite direction to work. good enough excuse for being late and covered in poo though.

:unsure:

How scataliciously hawt :naughty:

You not only got your "chocolate bar" eaten, but had it spattered all over you as well.
That's just sick.

[manker]

:glag:

Surely Robert would know that if someone had access to his wallet, they don't need to physically take the cards in order to use them. Matter of fact, it would be better to leave them behind just in case the geptard who has had his wallet perused doesn't realise this blindingly obvious fact and neglects to cancel his cards.

Robert the pervy letch isn't stupid tho'.


Oh ... wait :huh:

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

[Barbarossa]

I just crafted a very long reply similar to yours, detailing all the common sense things robertnull should do/have already done, but then didn't bother to post it. :dabs:

Fuck him, if he wants to be a victim of identity theft then let him. :no2: :wave:

[manker]

Did you pretend to be from retardedland too, if not then mine > yours :P

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhh, I thought that was some kind of theme-park in his fantasyworld :blushing:

[Robert00000]

When you get back from retardland you may want to ponder to the feasibilty of what you are suggesting. They had only a minute or two to take what they could. The sound of the car alarm woke up most of the neighbourhood.

They would have had to take out every card from the wallet and scan them (or whatever they do) and place them back in the same order very quickly.

In any case, if they try to use the card deatails (if it is possible without the address) to purchase items I would know, and so would the police.Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

[Robert00000]

Just missed the "i" out, it happens sometimes when i type fast.

unlike you to miss out the most important word in your vocabulary. :unsure:

I've been taking myself for granted lately:pinch:

[manker]

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Here in retardedland, we cancel our credit cards when a theif has rifled thro' our wallets. It's a weird retarded concept called commmon sense.

We even set up a retarded system called Cardnet who we pay fifteen of our retarded pounds to every year, one call to them renders all of our cards useless. We then get all of our retarded cards sent back to us the very next day.

Altho' retarded, it's a lot better than taking a chance that the theif didn't make an impression of your cards.

However, you've no need to know this since, as has been pointed out, you're just an interweb fantasist who almost certainly made the whole thing up.

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

CPP (http://www.cpp.co.uk/), who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? :unsure:)

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( :fear: ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

[Gripper]

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

CPP (http://www.cpp.co.uk/), who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? :unsure:)

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( :fear: ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.

Sage advivce:unsure:

[JPaul]

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that :dabs:
I knew it :blink:

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.

[JPaul]

Interesting info about cardnet, will find out more. You're pretty knowledgeable for a retard. But being also an accountant you're expected to know.

If you manage your finances well it is easy to spot fraud. My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

For businesses expenditures i always keep receipts and write down the details at the end of the day.

Anyone who runs a business will know how impotant it is to keep good records of expenditure.

CPP (http://www.cpp.co.uk/), who I'm with, sound alot like cardnet. They do the same thing anyway, thankfully I've never had to call on their services.

My story was that I hadn't realised that someone had skimmed my card (I think it was in a local petrol station, but I can't be sure), until my statement came at the end of the month, and a load of transactions had taken place in Essex, some 150 miles away. The card company could also tell that a physical card had been presented at the time of the transaction, that's how they knew that the card had been skimmed, rather than just the details copied. (I don't know if this is still as much of a problem now that chip-n-pin has come in? :unsure:)

Luckily, the card company could tell that I hadn't made the purchases, because "it was outside my normal pattern of spending" ( :fear: ), so they reimbursed me.

This means that the card company takes the hit for the fraud, something that sooner or later they are going to get pretty pissed off with, especially at the levels of fraud and identity theft that are going on at the moment.

It's in all of our best interests to help them out, which means that if you have any concerns that your security details have been compromised, you have a duty to report it, so they can cancel the cards and issue you with new ones.


Nice post, informative yet entertaining.

[manker]

Anyone in the whole wide world who is one IQ point above imbecile would know that :dabs:
I knew it :blink:

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.Tee hee.


Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card - but let's not hold that against him. Poor chap is relying on his accountant to spot if anyone's used his card fraudulently. Unless Bert's accountant only has about four clients, it's unlikely that he peruses Rob's stuff more than once every three months - for the VAT.

Of course, the client thinks that his accountant does the VAT but everyone on this board knows that proper accountants employ minimum wage burds with big tits to do VAT computations. It's like work experience till they get on to do more difficult stuff like filing.

Therefore Bertie is most likely relying on a 17 year old called Shaznay to spot an alteration in his spending patterns three months down the line.

[GepperRankins]

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't :dabs:

[JPaul]

I knew it :blink:

I can also spell important, which must make me 2 points above imbecile.

I also know that making cash withdrawals with a credit card is mental and any accountant worthy of the name would tell you to stop doing it. Coz you get charged for the priv, rather than getting a period of interest free credit, then paying off the bill avoiding interest.

So, all told, I claim to be 3 IQ points above imbecile.Tee hee.


Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card - but let's not hold that against him. Poor chap is relying on his accountant to spot if anyone's used his card fraudulently. Unless Bert's accountant only has about four clients, it's unlikely that he peruses Rob's stuff more than once every three months - for the VAT.

Of course, the client thinks that his accountant does the VAT but everyone on this board knows that proper accountants employ minimum wage burds with big tits to do VAT computations. It's like work experience till they get on to do more difficult stuff like filing.

Therefore Bertie is most likely relying on a 17 year old called Shaznay to spot an alteration in his spending patterns three months down the line.

An accountant preparing VAT returns would be like a mathematician keeping the scores at darts.

I know this sounds like pish, but whilst I was at really big school I played darts with an astrophysicist on several occasions. He was like some sort of maths savant, but really pish at adding up and taking away. We were like, "no manker, that's 26 you scored, so add on 4 and take away 30".

He was also pish at playing darts.

[JPaul]

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't :dabs:
How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away. :whistling

[manker]

Have I ever mentioned how the darts team of the pub I lived in demanded that I be treasurer for them and keep score on occasion. Due to the bank clerk thing.

I was fecking terrible at looking after money, due to the drinking and awful at the taking stuff away on the scoreboard - due to being pish at mental arithmetic.

[Guillaume]

Were you at least able to play darts without seriously wounding yourself? :unsure:

[manker]

I'm a pretty good darter, provided someone tells me which doubles to go for and how many I have left. If that's not allowed (like in a league game), I'm fecked.

Good aimist - crap strategist :no:

[JPaul]

I have noticed this, oft times chaps who can cope with the esoteric nature of numbers and how they juxtapose with the rest of the universe find difficulty with taking away.

Also the hard of thinking assume that Accountants can add up. Which is the equivalent of assuming that the poet laureate must be a good speller. I s'pose it's natural for people to think of things in terms they understand.

A famous physicist (maybe Niels Bohr) once said "anybody who says they understand quantum physics and doesn't think WTF, is a lying cunt". I paraphrase.

[Biggles]

I'm a pretty good darter, provided someone tells me which doubles to go for and how many I have left. If that's not allowed (like in a league game), I'm fecked.

Good aimist - crap strategist :no:

Worst sporting injury I ever had was playing darts. Put my back out as dork distracted me mid throw - it was absolute agony and had to sleep on the floor for a week.

I was only 17 at the time. :blink:

PS Hope the car and cds come back in reasonable nick - you got no chance with the wonka bar.

[Lilmiss]

you got no chance with the wonka bar.

what do you know? :fist:

[Biggles]

you got no chance with the wonka bar.

what do you know? :fist:

If you had been in that car would you have eaten it?




Unless you got lucky and they were allergic to chocolate.

[Lilmiss]

If you had been in that car would you have eaten it?


fair point. :unsure:

[DanB]

We once caught someone breaking into my flatmate's car when we lived in Cheam. I was coming home late night one Friday and my flatmates car was parked out front and some knobber was 'fiddling' with it with screwdrivers and the lark.

Needless to say I don't think he broke into many other cars in a hurry afterwards. About 6 weeks for a broken hand to fix isn't it? :unsure: :ph34r:

[Biggles]

If you had been in that car would you have eaten it?


fair point. :unsure:

Shame about the lock and steering column though. With the excess, the insurance will get the lighter end of the deal. Perhaps there should be some amendment to law on this - whereby you get to beat £100 worth of crap out of the Pikey's while the police hold them.

[Robert00000]

[quote=JPaul]

Poor Bob probably doesn't understand the difference between a credit card and a debit card

Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.

[JPaul]

fair point. :unsure:

Shame about the lock and steering column though. With the excess, the insurance will get the lighter end of the deal. Perhaps there should be some amendment to law on this - whereby you get to beat £100 worth of crap out of the Pikey's while the police hold them.
That seems only fair.

I believe that's the law in some States in the US.

[DanB]

[quote=manker]

Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.


You can withdraw cash with both :lookaroun

[Lilmiss]

pants!!! they'll also be examining my junk that was on the way to the tip! :eek:

[JPaul]

Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.
I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

[Biggles]

pants!!! they'll also be examining my junk that was on the way to the tip! :eek:


I think it is only fair for you to point out that anything untoward in that vehicle was put there by said Pikeys.

[Robert00000]

Another retard alert! Where did i mention i withdrew money with a credit card? The fact is i only withdraw cash from a cashpoint with a debit card.

This discussion is getting to a level of stupidity common with threads where manker is involved.
I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

This was my statement on the post to which you replied
and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.


There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

[manker]

I've a hawt and feisty idea which might just catch on:

I'll make maybe a brazilian points detailing why you're a geptard because you didn't cancel the cards, I'll intersperse that with fortyleven cutting remarks about how you generally don't have a clue - and then you pick up on someone else's point, attribute it to me and stick a reference to it in your sig.

What we'll do after that is see if anyone notices.

It'll be such a larf.

[Cheese]

I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.
This was my statement on the post to which you replied
and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.

There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.

My debit card says "Debit" on it. Perhaps that could be one way in which you could tell the difference between them in the future. Another way would be to ask your bank(s) to provide you with a credit card that has a distinctly different colour than your debit card.

If you have any further questions please refer to these useful Wikipedia articles:

Credit Card (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credit_card)

Debit Card (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debit_card)

[JPaul]

I think the bit where you said that they didn't steal your credit cards which were in the wallet was a bit of a clue. You didn't actually mention debit cards, as I recall.

Then you went on to talk about withdrawing cash.

Please try to keep up with your own lies. It seems only fair.

EDIT - I've tidied up the crap post, to save eye bleedage.

This was my statement on the post to which you replied
and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.


There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.


Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

[Snee]

If it makes sense, it doesn't count, I say.

[JPaul]

If it makes sense, it doesn't count, I say.
Well that post soitanly counts.

[GepperRankins]

if i cloned someone credit card, i'd try to make it look like i hadn't :dabs:
How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away. :whistling
by not leaving them scattered all of the seat of roberts car.


i'm a bit slow with things this week :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

why is robret being a glebe about credit/debit cardses. you can get in debt, or lose money of both are stolen, like :dabs:

[JPaul]

How, by whistling nonchalantly whilst walking away. :whistling
by not leaving them scattered all of the seat of roberts car.


i'm a bit slow with things this week :dabs:
Put them back in the wallet where they were, how cunning. :O

Are you some sort of master criminal, or what. :ph34r:

[manker]

why is robret being a glebeDon't think he has much of a choice, like :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

by not leaving them scattered all of the seat of roberts car.


i'm a bit slow with things this week :dabs:
Put them back in the wallet where they were, how cunning. :O

Are you some sort of master criminal, or what. :ph34r:
depends who's asking :unsure:

[JPaul]

Put them back in the wallet where they were, how cunning. :O

Are you some sort of master criminal, or what. :ph34r:
depends who's asking :unsure:
Not me, I don't want involved in your shenanigans.

[Robert00000]

This was my statement on the post to which you replied
and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint.


There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.


Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.

As with most threads that involve manker, he always ends up showing his imature side. I think most of us know the difference beween credit and debit cards.

We also know the difference between net and gross profit, right and left and cats and dogs etc.

I plead that manker stops taking every thread down to his level.

[Proper Bo]

Describe to me the difference between cats and dogs then, mr genius.

[Snee]

Could someone please quote robert when he says really daft stuff, I don't care about the usual, mildly retarded stuff, mind, just the humdingers.

Taking him off ignore just isn't worth the joules.

[Robert00000]

Could someone please quote robert when he says really daft stuff.

Good luck ;)

[GepperRankins]

why did we start arguing about the differences between debit and credit cards?

[JPaul]

This was my statement on the post to which you replied

There was no mention of credit cards. 'You' and 'Manker' (the dumbass), presumed i ment i use crdit cards to withdraw money.

Manker (being a retard) started his usual rambling about me not knowing the 'difference' between credit and debit cards, like before when he claimed i didnt know the 'difference' between 'gross' and 'net' profit.

Please try to avoid discussions degrading to the level of manker in the future. Thank You.


Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.


See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

[Robert00000]

Sorry for reading what you wrote within context, my bad. I forgot every post should stand alone in this forum dedicated to the Zen ideals.

It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.


See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement [QUOTE][My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases/QUOTE]

The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.

[Robert00000]

why did we start arguing about the differences between debit and credit cards?

You need to thank manker for that, this is level of his conversations.

[manker]

It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.


See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement
[My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases

The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.

Or is it that you're not very good with English.

Either way, please try to be coherent when you post your pish, it saves a lot of fecking around.

Hint: You want to be thought of as a competent business person - try to post things which people will believe and don't contradict yourself. This really is essential for a believable interweb fantasy.

I have to be honest, if you do run a business, which I doubt, then I speak to Kleeneze commission agents and hairdressers that have more of a clue than you.

You clearly don't have the first inkling about running a business. It's a good thing you don't.

[Snee]

That quote was only mildly retarded, ffs. Think before you quote, manker.

[Proper Bo]

glag

[Robert00000]

[quote=JPaul]

See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement
[My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases/QUOTE]

The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.

Or is it that you're not very good with English.

Either way, please try to be coherent when you post your pish, it saves a lot of fecking around.

Hint: You want to be thought of as a competent business person - try to post things which people will believe and don't contradict yourself. This really is essential for a believable interweb fantasy.

I have to be honest, if you do run a business, which I doubt, then I speak to Kleeneze commission agents and hairdressers that have more of a clue than you.

You clearly don't have the first inkling about running a business. It's a good thing you don't.

There's nothing like manker telling me what i do and dont do. :lol:

I'm off to bed. g'nite.

[manker]

That quote was only mildly retarded, ffs. Think before you quote, manker.:lol:

I wrote my reply in the quick reply box way before I posted and quoted. Turns out I replied to something totally different with the quotes newly fecked.

Ho-hum. I expect I would have said the same thing.

[Barbarossa]

It may surprise you, but people have both credit and debit cards in their wallets. If i didnt mention there were also debit cards in the initial postings i expected people to assume that was the case.


See, the thing is, I actually read what people post and respond to that. Not what you think other people should assume.

Let's assume you make the cash withdrawals then pay everything cash. Why would someone in business do that, it makes no sense. You have accounts, which then gives you a month to pay, which is better for cash flow. Paying by cash means making an instant payment, which every business tries to avoid.

It also means carrying cash about, which makes you a target for muggers. If you insist on making immediate payments, why not just pay using the debit card.

As an aside, both of the above would provide a good record of the transactions you have made. Like you said, that's important.

The problem you have is that every time you discuss business you say things that no-one in business would say, or do. At least not if they were to be successful.

You misunderstood again, try to use a bit of intelligence. This is my statement
My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases

The comma separates my business expenditures from my non business expenditures. I perhaps could have used a full stop to clearly define the non-business element, but i didnt think i would be interrogated over this statement.

My business expenditures are paid for primarily with cheques and cards, very few purchases are made with cash, this way it is better to analyse the expenditures and make the receipts tally up.

Most of my day-to-day personal expenditures are paid for by cash. The items i pay for with cards are large items. This enables me to keep track of large expenditures. In other words i would know if someone fraudulently used my cards if an item was purchased by card, which i would normally pay for by cash or don't recall buying. As i keep receipts for these items in a safe place i can easily check.

It's a good system, its like putting your keys in the same place everyday so you don't lose them. I got into this routine many years ago and has served me well.

You really do make it up as you go along.

Here, this is for you:

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/7302/tits7qc.gif

[JPaul]

Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.


Selective quoting ftw :01:

My favourite bit is when he won't even say what line of work he is in, in case we steal the ideas.

[Snee]

I think they mostly do bakesales at his school.

[JPaul]

I think they mostly do bakesales at his school.
My money's on paper round.

[Robert00000]

Look, idiot. You said this:

"My accountant is very thorough with my business expenses, and i use cash to make daily purchases, usually only relying on the cards to withdraw money from the cashpoint."

At least try to be consistent when you lie.


Selective quoting ftw :01:

My favourite bit is when he won't even say what line of work he is in, in case we steal the ideas.

I'm an interweb fantasist :lol:

[JPaul]

Selective quoting ftw :01:

My favourite bit is when he won't even say what line of work he is in, in case we steal the ideas.

I'm an interweb fantasist :lol:
We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

[Robert00000]

I'm an interweb fantasist :lol:
We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.

[Proper Bo]

You're certainly talking out uranus:smilie4:

[JPaul]

We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.
Hehe, fooled you. I've been in touch with my people who are currently sourcing elephants and getting details of costs for shipping to Mars.

[Robert00000]

I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.
Hehe, fooled you. I've been in touch with my people who are currently sourcing elephants and getting details of costs for shipping to Mars.

Can't believe i fell for that one :huh:

[Barbarossa]

We know that, it just more specific details on the nature of your fantasy. However I can see how that would make things more difficult for you.

I import live elephants from africa and export them to mars.

You really are dense. :P

Indian elephants are cheaper, more reliable and alot more productive because they work longer hours. :no2:

[Lilmiss]

:mini rant:

i had note from the postman last week to say they were keeping a letter that needed a signature for me to receive. as i have no car, i left it to today to hike upto the depo. the letter basically says that i'm being charged £105.00 for the company moving my car to their holding lot. on top of that, another £12 for everyday it is kept over there, so roughly £90 so far. the letter goes on to inform me that i must collect my vechicle any time before the 14th of Feb, or on the 15th it will be sold on to cover their storage costs!!

the police haven't even called me yet to let me know they have finished checking it for prints and other evidence. plus it's not even being held in my town, so i'd need to find someone willing to tow me home before i can get it into a garage for a quote for the damn insurance cnuts.

almost £200 to get my broken car back, then another £100+ to get it fixed.
what a complete bag of bollocks. :angry:


//end's rant for short intoxication period.

[Proper Bo]

you'd be best off scrapping it, or letting them keep it and sell it to cover their costs so you don't have to pay them

[Lilmiss]

yea, i know. :huh:
the system is fooked up.

[Snee]

My external hd is a thieving pikey too.

It stole about 150 gigs worth of files for me today :dabs:



I reckon it's karma for something I've done.

[Lilmiss]

i must have pissed on the pope then.

[Proper Bo]

I dunno but I've got some green so I have must have done something reeaaally good:01:

[Snee]

i must have pissed on the pope then.
Well, I know what I did :dabs:

[Lilmiss]

i'm not important enough for capital letters.
actually, i just can't be fucked with extra effort of them.

[Snee]

The boldness was intended as an emphasis.

You reading it this way is an added bonus :dabs:

[JPaul]

:mini rant:

i had note from the postman last week to say they were keeping a letter that needed a signature for me to receive. as i have no car, i left it to today to hike upto the depo. the letter basically says that i'm being charged £105.00 for the company moving my car to their holding lot. on top of that, another £12 for everyday it is kept over there, so roughly £90 so far. the letter goes on to inform me that i must collect my vechicle any time before the 14th of Feb, or on the 15th it will be sold on to cover their storage costs!!

the police haven't even called me yet to let me know they have finished checking it for prints and other evidence. plus it's not even being held in my town, so i'd need to find someone willing to tow me home before i can get it into a garage for a quote for the damn insurance cnuts.

almost £200 to get my broken car back, then another £100+ to get it fixed.
what a complete bag of bollocks. :angry:


//end's rant for short intoxication period.


I had a car stolen once, then got the bill from the Police for having it moved.

I phoned them, spoke to an Inspector and pointed out.

1. I was the victim of the crime.

2. I already paid it, as it was people like me who paid for the Police to exist.

3. I had not asked them to move it, so how could they justify moving it.

The Inspector stated that they had no option but to move it, as it was their duty not to leave it on the street.

I replied that, if it was normal Police business then I should not be charged for this.

We agreed that they had moved it to get it off the road and to allow them to fingerprint it. As such the bill was not appropriate and it was cancelled, saving £105.

Please note, this conversation took about ten minutes and was rather heated at times.

[Lilmiss]

i have an ex bobby who works for me, so i shall have a word with him tomorrow about this kind of situation and see if he can pull some strings.

i'm not upset that i shall have to scrap it, it is only a car and it's easy enough to get another. it's just the unfairness of it all that annoys me.

[JPaul]

it's just the unfairness of it all that annoys me.
I was the same, righteous indigfuckingnation saw me thro'.

I seriously gave this Inspector pelters over the phone. The person who was in the room with me actually left and later said "I've never saw you like that :O ".

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.

[Lilmiss]

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.


:lol: Fine, you've convinced me.
After my staff meeting tomorrow morn, I'll skip my essential fag break and be so frustrated I'll feel the need to tell someone off. :fist:

[JPaul]

I was as pissed off as a pissed off thing.


:lol: Fine, you've convinced me.
After my staff meeting tomorrow morn, I'll skip my essential fag break and be so frustrated I'll feel the need to tell someone off. :fist:
Take it out on an innocent bystander, you know it makes sense.:01: