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hobbes
02-08-2006, 12:47 AM
I was coming into work and I asked the guys leaving how the night went.

I got:

"Aw man, we were so busy that we got the full Boheka without benefit of a reach around".

All righty then.

I have no idea what a "full Boheka" is, but I'm not really sure I could handle the truth.

I keep mumbling the phrase and suppressing a laugh.

lynx
02-08-2006, 12:54 AM
It's obviously twice as good as a half Boheka.

Cheese
02-08-2006, 12:58 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boheca :pinch:

DorisInsinuate
02-08-2006, 01:02 AM
I got one of those apple sticker thingies stuck on my brain.

hobbes
02-08-2006, 01:17 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boheca :pinch:

I actually burst out laughing when I read that.

If you knew the guy who said that, you would start to wonder why he knew that phrase.

Ok, the story of Joe:

Joe was allegedly after this girl in college and started taking all these art and ballet courses so that he could get her.

Anywho, to impress her with his "tolerance" he shows up at a "gay pride" parade in Dallas.

Randomly, the Dallas press takes a picture of the parade, with Joe as the focal point, standing on the streets.

A family friend in Dallas sends the photo to Joe's parents in Houston.

Joe arrives home with Mom holding the newspaper photo in hand, crying and wondering what is wrong with her boy.

So Joe marries the girl in the picture with him.

Currently they are divorced, and I keep teasing Joe that he really only married her to cover up his real sexual preference.

The data just keeps adding up.

Not joking, not rodding, just "the facts".

GepperRankins
02-08-2006, 03:50 AM
everytime i go to a checkout i nearly burst out laughing, it started at work and i don't know why :dabs:

Busyman
02-08-2006, 04:02 AM
Anywho, to impress her with his "tolerance" he shows up at a "gay pride" parade in Dallas.
:lol: :lol:

twisterX
02-08-2006, 04:02 AM
anything from chappelle.

Gripper
02-08-2006, 06:14 PM
Del boy falling through the bar in "Only fools and horses",whilst trying to look cool and impress some girls :)

JPaul
02-08-2006, 06:17 PM
Jocko McBannockburn

Barbarossa
02-09-2006, 10:03 AM
Del boy falling through the bar in "Only fools and horses",whilst trying to look cool and impress some girls :)

Yeah, that was the funniest thing :glag:

thewizeard
02-09-2006, 10:23 AM
a blood clot :)

Cheese
02-09-2006, 10:34 AM
The phrase - "If my hands were metal that would mean something."

vidcc
02-10-2006, 12:50 AM
I keep mumbling the phrase and suppressing a laugh.

Perhaps your "friend" is planting subliminal messages in your head........ ;)

Proper Bo
02-10-2006, 12:51 AM
Stop thaaat, stop that right now

hobbes
02-14-2006, 02:47 AM
"Rectum,
Damn near killed 'em"


or

Phil McCraken

twisterX
02-14-2006, 02:53 AM
lines from 'friday' are great.

Ezal: you can have your knife back cause I steal I don't kill.

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Reverend: What we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: Nigga...
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.

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Dad: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

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Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up - I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

Skweeky1
02-17-2006, 01:33 PM
The Irn Bru advertisement on the telly just now

'Look at Raoul bouncing up and down!'

Skweeky1
02-17-2006, 01:33 PM
The Irn Bru advertisement on the telly just now

'Look at Raoul bouncing up and down!'

peat moss
02-18-2006, 04:27 AM
At my work the old reach around is performed before the ass phucking . I think thats why I'm so hated ,I prefer being kissed first . But thats just me .

@hobbes , thats great one of the warehouse's best lines "wrecked him" ? :D

hobbes
02-18-2006, 06:27 PM
http://roscoe.typepad.com/roscoeblog/images/cornholio.jpg

I need tp for my bunghole.

Santa
02-19-2006, 01:44 AM
headache

twisterX
02-19-2006, 01:45 AM
http://roscoe.typepad.com/roscoeblog/images/cornholio.jpg

I need tp for my bunghole.

:lol: