Scarlett, Keira bare all ...

[worldpease]

O my God! I love you Scarlett...
but I'll admit, this is not her best.

NEW YORK - With award season still under way, Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley are exchanging ballgowns for birthday suits.

Under the artful eye of photographer Annie Leibovitz,
the starlets posed nude for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine’s yearly Hollywood issue, to be released Wednesday.

The Picture. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11216869/)
click the 'Launch' button to see the complete pic.

[manker]

Hawt chicks, yes indeed - but when I see the term "bare all", I prefer the subject to be enabling the 'artistic' photographer to get a full on vadge shot.

Disappointed :no:

[enoughfakefiles]

Hawt chicks, yes indeed - but when I see the term "bare all", I prefer the subject to be enabling the 'artistic' photographer to get a full on vadge shot.

Disappointed :no:

Me too. Open leg shots FTW :01:

[JPaul]

At the very least a glimpse of flange and one nip.

[maebach]

:lol:

I think scarlett looks ugly on the cover.

[Busyman]

Hmmm. The one on top looks like the girl that played in The Hole. (I just watched it recently)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss_060207_vanityfair/060207_vanity_tease.300w.jpg

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.

The fella looks like the dude that got killed first in Judgement Night.

[manker]

At the very least a glimpse of flange and one nip.Speculum enabled cervix shot is not a requirement for you, then :snooty:

[JPaul]

At the very least a glimpse of flange and one nip.Speculum enabled cervix shot is not a requirement for you, then :snooty:
:lol:

I find the morbidly gynaecological not to be quite the turn on that you chaps of the younger generation appear to favour.

I have no problem with the classic "wide open beaver", however I have no desire to have a close view of the fallopian tubes.

There's such a thing as not seeing the wood for the trees.

[Mr. Mulder]

Speculum enabled cervix shot is not a requirement for you, then :snooty:
:lol:

I find the morbidly gynaecological not to be quite the turn on that you chaps of the younger generation appear to favour.

I have no problem with the classic "wide open beaver", however I have no desire to have a close view of the fallopian tubes.

There's such a thing as not seeing the wood for the trees.

fag.

[manker]

I have no problem with the classic "wide open beaver"Where is Darthy's lol thread!!

Eye got tears in my is.

[JPaul]

:lol:

I find the morbidly gynaecological not to be quite the turn on that you chaps of the younger generation appear to favour.

I have no problem with the classic "wide open beaver", however I have no desire to have a close view of the fallopian tubes.

There's such a thing as not seeing the wood for the trees.

fag.
:lol:

No thanks, I've given them up.

Try manfag, he's still on the fags for a few weeks.

[Proper Bo]

Hmmm.

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.



racist:no:

[JPaul]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.


Neckrofili... Racist

[manker]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.:no:

See, if a white bloke said that about a black woman - it would be wrong.

[JPaul]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.:no:

See, if a white bloke said that about a black woman - it would be wrong.
Not if they changed one vowel and added a comma.

"The one on the bottom needs some fucking, son. Jeez. She looks dead."

[manker]

:no:

See, if a white bloke said that about a black woman - it would be wrong.
Not if they changed one vowel and added a comma.

"The one on the bottom needs some fucking, Son. Jeez. She looks dead.":smilie4:

===

Yeah, but you know what I mean - black people are just allowed to be nazis, and no-one says a word :o

[maebach]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.



I agree. She's too pale.

[manker]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.



I agree. She's too pale.Et toi, maekampf :no:

[JPaul]

Not if they changed one vowel and added a comma.

"The one on the bottom needs some fucking, Son. Jeez. She looks dead.":smilie4:

===

Yeah, but you know what I mean - black people are just allowed to be nazis, and no-one says a word :o
Yeah, but your original rod was a bit mental. This one is even worse.

[JPaul]

I agree. She's too pale.Et toi, maekampf :no:
:lol: irl

H4r5h in deed.

[manker]

:smilie4:

===

Yeah, but you know what I mean - black people are just allowed to be nazis, and no-one says a word :o
Yeah, but your original rod was a bit mental. This one is even worse.
Bit near the knuckle, rather close to the truth, right on the money, hitting raw nerves, you think :smilie4:

[Guyver]

Nice!

[JPaul]

Yeah, but your original rod was a bit mental. This one is even worse.
Bit near the knuckle, rather close to the truth, right on the money, hitting raw nerves, you think :smilie4:
Stop the roddery.

Your contention re ethnic immunity is a tad unlikely.

For example, if I were to witness a black chap expounding anti-semitic views I would say "Hoi, git-head, STFU". His or her pigmentation would be a matter of no moment to me. I assume most people would be the same.

[manker]

Bit near the knuckle, rather close to the truth, right on the money, hitting raw nerves, you think :smilie4:
Stop the roddery.

Your contention re ethnic immunity is a tad unlikely.

For example, if I were to witness a black chap expounding anti-semitic views I would say "Hoi, git-head, STFU". His or her pigmentation would be a matter of no moment to me. I assume most people would be the same.Yeah but you're a white chap :naughty:


Okay, I'll arette maintennant.

[JPaul]

Stop the roddery.

Your contention re ethnic immunity is a tad unlikely.

For example, if I were to witness a black chap expounding anti-semitic views I would say "Hoi, git-head, STFU". His or her pigmentation would be a matter of no moment to me. I assume most people would be the same.Yeah but you're a white chap :naughty:


What makes you say that, I don't believe I have ever suggested such. Either here or there (http://moderation3.proboards46.com/index.cgi)

[Gripper]

Yeah but you're a white chap :naughty:


What makes you say that, I don't believe I have ever suggested such. Either here or there (http://moderation3.proboards46.com/index.cgi)
You mean there are coloured scots peoples:O whatever next:unsure:

[DanB]

can't see either pf thier growlers.


for example see my av on the moderation 3

[Biggles]

I would just like to say that Keira is sweet :)

[DanB]

can't see either pf thier growlers.


for example see my av on the moderation 3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/danbar/iavatar36sb.jpg

:naughty:

[Snee]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.:no:

See, if a white bloke said that about a black woman - it would be wrong.
mostly 'cos she wouldn't be very pale.

[JPaul]

:no:

See, if a white bloke said that about a black woman - it would be wrong.
mostly 'cos she wouldn't be very pale.
Noooooooooooooo

[Snee]

I rodded you by pretending to fall for his rod :yes:

[Busyman]

Hmmm.

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.



racist:no:
:dry:

She needs some fucking sun, son.

[Robert00000]

Those are nice boobs. Would like a better view of them.

http://www.come-on.de/afp/afp/spezial/unterhaltung/SGE.IEL04.070206180602.photo00.photo.default-244x384.jpg

[Busyman]

Those are nice boobs. Would like a better view of them.

http://www.come-on.de/afp/afp/spezial/unterhaltung/SGE.IEL04.070206180602.photo00.photo.default-244x384.jpg
Quite noice.:naughty:

[Proper Bo]

racist:no: :dry:

She needs some fucking sun, son.

racist:no:

:mellow:

[Busyman]

:dry:

She needs some fucking sun, son.

racist:no:

:mellow:
She needs some fucking sun.

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[Busyman]

:dabs:
Nazi.

[manker]

I rodded you by pretending to fall for his rod :yes:Pretending, eh.

I'm claiming that :happy:

[JPaul]

I rodded you by pretending to fall for his rod :yes:Pretending, eh.

I'm claiming that :happy:
I'm giving it.

Back off SnnY, or ye'll get a booking as well. My decision is final

[manker]

Good call, JP.

I've always thought that your decisions are usually always fantastic wrt roddage.

If that's any help - and I know it is :naughty:

[Snee]

:dry:

[JPaul]

Good call, JP.

I've always thought that your decisions are usually always fantastic wrt roddage.

If that's any help - and I know it is :naughty:
Yes but sometimes SnnY's are never right.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.


White people are called white for a reason. I personally don't want to look like a tangerine, maybe she doesn't either.

[Proper Bo]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.

White people are called white for a reason. I personally don't want to look like a tangerine, maybe she doesn't either.

well said:01:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Thank you. :snooty:

[Busyman]

The one on the bottom needs some fucking sun. Jeez. She looks dead.


White people are called white for a reason. I personally don't want to look like a tangerine, maybe she doesn't either.
Orange? What the hell does that have to with her looking dead?

White people aren't called white because them looking like white paint. Just as black people aren't named such.

The lady needs some fucking sun.

[Busyman]

White people are called white for a reason. I personally don't want to look like a tangerine, maybe she doesn't either.

well said:01:
Shut it, Nazi.

[Proper Bo]

White people are called white for a reason. I personally don't want to look like a tangerine, maybe she doesn't either. Orange? What the hell does that have to with her looking dead?

White people aren't called white because them looking like white paint. Just as black people aren't named such.

The lady needs some fucking sun.

How does she need some sun, is her natural skin colour unacceptable?

[Busyman]

Orange? What the hell does that have to with her looking dead?

White people aren't called white because them looking like white paint. Just as black people aren't named such.

The lady needs some fucking sun.

How does she need some sun, is her natural skin colour unacceptable?
She looks dead or like a vampire.

[Proper Bo]

so by that logic, i could say the women you post need less sun, because they look burnt:dabs:

[Busyman]

so by that logic, i could say the women you post need less sun, because they look burnt:dabs:
I've posted someone really black?

[Proper Bo]

How not? it follows the exact same patterns of logic as your posts.

[Busyman]

How not? it follows the exact same patterns of logic as your posts.
Eh?

[{I}{K}{E}]

High Quality pic:

Link (http://img42.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc46&image=0dd99_vanity_big.jpg)

[Proper Bo]

How not? it follows the exact same patterns of logic as your posts. Eh?

Up to your old tricks of editing once someone's replied, eh busty?:no:

[Busyman]

Eh?

Up to your old tricks of editing once someone's replied, eh busty?:no:
Here's the thing. I had no idea you posted already.

What are doing....refreshing every second? It was a quick edit so I don't see your posts then.

Use the noggin'.

[Proper Bo]

that's besides the point, i replied to your post, which you then edited, then posted a reply in response to mine making me out to be talking jibberish. It seems to be your favourite way of changing the subject.:dabs:

[Snee]

Back when I was into goth chicks, in a big way, I might have said scarlett wasn't pale enough.

Anyhow, she looks perfectly normal to me, I meet people that pale every day. Granted, it's the norse heritage that does it I reckon, and that's not quite as common in the US.

[Busyman]

that's besides the point, i replied to your post, which you then edited, then posted a reply in response to mine making me out to be talking jibberish. It seems to be your favourite way of changing the subject.:dabs:
I don't even remember what I said 'cause I misread your initial post.

THAT'S the reason for the edit.

What subject are we on again?

Oh that's right...the one on the bottom looks dead or like a vampire.

[Busyman]

Back when I was into goth chicks, in a big way, I might have said scarlett wasn't pale enough.

Anyhow, she looks perfectly normal to me, I meet people that pale every day. Granted, it's the norse heritage that does it I reckon, and that's not quite as common in the US.
Yeah I don't know what's up the Nazi's arse.

[Proper Bo]

Yep, I'm such a nazi that I bother to attempt to have discussions with you, instead of just ignoring you:dabs:

[Busyman]

Yep, I'm such a nazi that I bother to attempt to have discussions with you, instead of just ignoring you:dabs:
Yep, I'm such a racist that I said just the white women on the bottom needs some sun but ignored the other white people.:mellow:

She needs some fucking sun, son.

I've been in the house so long (go out occasionally) that I need some fucking sun.

[Proper Bo]

you look like a white corpse now do you?

[Busyman]

you look like a white corpse now do you?
Nah. Just lighter than normal.

wintertime + housebound = lighter complexion for me

[Proper Bo]

so you're saying you're not actually black, you just have a suntan and an Even Steven:dabs:

[Snee]

:lol: z

[Busyman]

so you're saying you're not actually black, you just have a suntan and an Even Steven:dabs:
Discussion huh?

Read again, illlitterate Nazzi.

[enoughfakefiles]

so you're saying you're not actually black, you just have a suntan and an Even Steven:dabs:
Discussion huh?

Read again, illlitterate Nazzi.

You can't spell :P

[Snee]

Discussion huh?

Read again, illlitterate Nazzi.

You can't spell :P
You could, like, start a club.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Busyman, I don't think you should be telling other people what to do with their skin based purely on what you find attractive.

[Snee]

Busyman, I don't think you should be telling other people what to do with their skin based purely on what you find attractive.
he might also tell you to not worry about having a fat arse, which might not be a bad thing for a lot of women to hear.

[Busyman]

Busyman, I don't think you should be telling other people what to do with their skin based purely on what you find attractive.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

Busyman, I don't think you should be telling other people what to do with their skin based purely on what you find attractive.
he might also tell you to not worry about having a fat arse, which might not be a bad thing for a lot of women to hear.Yeah but Busyman has always found it difficult to get women, that's why he goes for ugly birds with big arses.

It's naturalisation.


Nowadays when he talks about how certain women are not attractive, it's akin to hearing a tribesman from the Boro of the Amazon Basin dictate his opinion on the finest Beluga caviar.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Busyman, I don't think you should be telling other people what to do with their skin based purely on what you find attractive. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why is that funny? Did I make a spelling error?

[Busyman]

he might also tell you to not worry about having a fat arse, which might not be a bad thing for a lot of women to hear.Yeah but Busyman has always found it difficult to get women, that's why he goes for ugly birds with big arses.

It's naturalisation.


Nowadays when he talks about how certain women are not attractive, it's akin to hearing a tribesman from the Boro of the Amazon Basin dictate his opinion on the finest Beluga caviar.
Yeah in the early days mank came to America and followed me around and watched me strike out with women.

When he went back to bratland everything got better for me.

I think I was striking out 'cause they noticed a weird geptard following me around wearing a hat saying "wanker" and t-shirt saying "i dO drawringS". :1eye:

Thanks for fucking up my early 20's, mank.:dry:

[manker]

Well, I was aged between three and seven while you were in your early twenties :huh:

[Proper Bo]

I think you fucked them up yourself by being short and having bitchtits:smilie4:

[manker]

I think you fucked them up yourself by being short and having bitchtits:smilie4:
He was even shorter in his early twenties.


Since then he's saved up and got those inserts you put in your shoes - like the ones Tom Cruise uses, except pikier.

[Busyman]

I think you fucked them up yourself by being short and having bitchtits:smilie4:
Fucked who up, Nazi?

[Busyman]

Well, I was aged between three and seven while you were in your early twenties :huh:
See, weird brat retarded kids are cockblockers.

[sArA]

Well, I was aged between three and seven while you were in your early twenties :huh:
See, weird brat retarded kids are cockblockers.


:unsure:

.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Busyman is racist and thinks being pale is ugly and a crime.

Do you hate me, busyman? I am very pale. Does this make me a substandard human being? :cry:

[manker]

See, weird brat retarded kids are cockblockers.


:unsure:

.:unsure: :ermm:

Weird brats block Busy's cawk ... one wonders what on earth that can mean.

[Snee]

See, weird brat retarded kids are cockblockers.


:unsure:

.
"Brat" means british in busymanglish. I suppose it's a counter for dave's "merkin".

[Busyman]

Busyman is racist and thinks being pale is ugly and a crime.

Do you hate me, busyman? I am very pale. Does this make me a substandard human being? :cry:
Wtf? :blink:

SGG is idiotic and thinks a person who finds ultra-paleness unattractive is a criminal..

[Snee]

I don't think she thinks you are a crime, 'cos that would just be mental rolos.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Busyman is racist and thinks being pale is ugly and a crime.

Do you hate me, busyman? I am very pale. Does this make me a substandard human being? :cry: Wtf? :blink:

SGG is idiotic and thinks a person who finds ultra-paleness unattractive is a criminal..

When did I call you a criminal? I asked you if you think I am substandard as a woman because I am pale? Should the nekkid chick and I go fry ourselves and get skin cancer to appease what is considered conventionally attractive?

[sArA]

just BM's personal taste SGG....I aint getting no suntan for nobody...me stays in the bar. :lol:

[Busyman]

just BM's personal taste SGG....I aint getting no suntan for nobody...me stays in the bar. :lol:
Somebody understands.:happy:

...and if you look good besides teh paleness-icity, I wouldn't kick you outta my bed.:naughty:

I don't like a woman too dark either.

[Proper Bo]

You'd hit sArA?:unsure:

[Busyman]

You'd hit sArA?:unsure:
Knock her right teh fuck out!!!

....but only 'cause she's a white woman.

:P

[Proper Bo]

You'd hit sArA?:unsure: Knock her right teh fuck out!!!

....but only 'cause she's a white woman.

:P

:dabs:

[sArA]

You'd hit sArA?:unsure:
Knock her right teh fuck out!!!

....but only 'cause she's a white woman.

:P


You would need to catch me first, I don't have a big phat ass to slow me down!

[Busyman]

Knock her right teh fuck out!!!

....but only 'cause she's a white woman.

:P


You would need to catch me first, I don't have a big phat ass to slow me down!
Phat asses can move too. However, I've seen you before (not the backside:unsure: ) and from what I remember you were noice.:w00t:

I think you were singing in a band or something.

[sArA]

That's my bestest piccie, looking goooood :)

Oh...here is that New Years eve one I promised.....no botty shotty but still, not bad for an old bag! :lol: :lol:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/Christmas2005014.jpg

[Busyman]

That's my bestest piccie, looking goooood :)

Oh...here is that New Years eve one I promised.....no botty shotty but still, not bad for an old bag! :lol: :lol:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/Christmas2005014.jpg
What's your natural hair color and how old are you?

[JPaul]

What's your natural hair color and how old are you?
Short, black, bald, American men are pish at flirting. Fact.

[enoughfakefiles]

That's my bestest piccie, looking goooood :)

Oh...here is that New Years eve one I promised.....no botty shotty but still, not bad for an old bag! :lol: :lol:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/Christmas2005014.jpg

Nice photie sara, do you often wear uniforms :shifty:

[Robert00000]

That's my bestest piccie, looking goooood :)

Oh...here is that New Years eve one I promised.....no botty shotty but still, not bad for an old bag! :lol: :lol:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/Christmas2005014.jpg

Hot legs :D

[JPaul]

Nice photie sara, do you often wear uniforms :shifty:
Much better, but the :shifty: kind of spoils it.

Or does it :shifty:

[Busyman]

That's my bestest piccie, looking goooood :)

Oh...here is that New Years eve one I promised.....no botty shotty but still, not bad for an old bag! :lol: :lol:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/sara5564/Christmas2005014.jpg

Nice photie sara, do you often wear uniforms :shifty:
Roleplaying? :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Nice photie sara, do you often wear uniforms :shifty:
Roleplaying? :unsure:
Haven't you all seen Sara as a medieval Dame? :naughty:

[sArA]

It was about 3 am on New Years Day...I had been out for the evening with a couple of pirates, a priest and a naughty schoolgirl. I was a little worse for wear... :lol:

[Proper Bo]

We can see that:dabs:



:ph34r:

[sArA]

lucky I have one hand on the fireplace, otherwise I think I would have fallen over...amazing though, the hat stayed on all night no problem :unsure:

I think I look like a teapot :lol:

[Snee]

You should totally wear that to work.

[Biggles]

Is it "bob a job" week soon

:naughty:

[Gripper]

I'm joining the Guides:01:

[JPaul]

I'm joining the Guides:01:
Catch you later, mate.

[Gripper]

Ging gang gooly gooly watch your ging gang goo

[JPaul]

Ging gang gooly gooly watch your ging gang goo
You got in then.

Post a pic of your woggle.

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/girl_guides_1967.jpg

Jpaul and I in 1967,happy days :)

[JPaul]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/girl_guides_1967.jpg

Jpaul and I in 1967,happy days :)
:lol:

Those were in tents times. I hated me glasses, coz you got all the hawt Scouts.

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/girl_guides_1967.jpg

Jpaul and I in 1967,happy days :)
:lol:

Those were in tents times. I hated me glasses, coz you got all the hawt Scouts.
I remember when you lassoed that scout with that rope and got your knot tying badge and cunning linguist badge in one night:D

[JPaul]

:lol:

Those were in tents times. I hated me glasses, coz you got all the hawt Scouts.
I remember when you lassoed that scout with that rope and got your knot tying badge and cunning linguist badge in one night:D
Indeed, he was so surprised he was tongue-tied.

[Gripper]

I remember when you lassoed that scout with that rope and got your knot tying badge and cunning linguist badge in one night:D
Indeed, he was so surprised he was tongue-tied.
It's amazing where you can keep a woggle:lol:

[JPaul]

Indeed, he was so surprised he was tongue-tied.
It's amazing where you can keep a woggle:lol:
Where there's a willie there's a way.