The Intertent FTW

[Snee]

Internet>Real life :yes:

[Cheese]

It does have a back button...

[Snee]

Yeah, and all the women boobs made of silicpn and act in a way you understand.

[sArA]

Yeah, and all the women boobs made of silicpn and act in a way you understand.


Yeah...like that's gonna happen! :lol:

[Djtima]

also theres no way to be bitch slaped when u call a whore on an msn cam fat...

[Snee]

Sometimes, I'm just a happy, cheerful sort of chap.

[JPaul]

Where can I get one of these intertents, they sound fab.

[Cheese]

The internet has helped me pitch many a tent.

[JPaul]

The internet has helped me pitch many a tent.
It may have helped you pitch, I suspect it has also helped you toss.

[Snee]

I'm already posting one-handed, I need no further stimulation right now :snooty:

You know, I could totally be wanking off when I posted that, and you'd never know it.

I'd like to see that happen, in polite conversation.



Then again, maybe not :dabs:

[twisterX]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

im not wearing any trousers whislt typing this, in rl you get told off by old people for doing such a thing :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

im not wearing any trousers whislt typing this, in rl you get told off by old people for doing such a thing :smilie4:

Loobi must be home soon then :shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

im not wearing any trousers whislt typing this, in rl you get told off by old people for doing such a thing :smilie4:
Loobi must be home soon then :shifty:
oh noes, got to go pick her up!1 :o

[enoughfakefiles]

Loobi must be home soon then :shifty:
oh noes, got to go pick her up!1 :o

Has she fell over :unsure:

[JPaul]

oh noes, got to go pick her up!1 :o

Has she fell over :unsure:
Fallen over, has she "fallen over".

[Snee]

oh noes, got to go pick her up!1 :o

Has she fell over :unsure:
When you wrote stuff in skewl, did it come back with red ink written all over it, saying cryptic stuff like "tempus" or "tense" and "constr." and "gramm." :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

:lookaroun

[JPaul]

Has she fell over :unsure:
When you wrote stuff in skewl, did it come back with red ink written all over it, saying cryptic stuff like "tempus" or "tense" and "constr." and "gramm." :unsure:
That's a bit harsh.

[manker]

Well known chant in pubs when a bird (fit or ugly, fat or thin - doesn't matter) falls over.

'She fell over, she fell over, she fell over'. Repeat ad nauseum.

Also common in footie matches when the ref trips - except for the chant, the 'she' is replaced with a 'he'.


I knew what effy was on about :01:

[Snee]

Just trying to figure out how the british school-system works, is all :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

I knew what effy was on about :01:

:01:

@ Snny did they have to be in that order :schnauz:

[Cheese]

Also common in footie matches when the ref trips - except for the chant, the 'she' is replaced with a 'he'.


It is always 'she'. Always.

[manker]

Just trying to figure out how the british school-system works, is all :unsure:Pretty meh, judging by most stuff posted here :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

:rod?:
it's "you" fell over thus eliminating the need to change it for the faller's gender:smilie4:

[Cheese]

:rod?:
it's "you" fell over thus eliminating the need to change it for the faller's gender:smilie4:

Nah, it's always 'she'. Especially good for football matches because you imply that the player or ref is in fact a girl.

[Snee]

I knew what effy was on about :01:

:01:

@ Snny did they have to be in that order :schnauz:
No, I imagine they'd be written all over the paper, many, many times :p

[manker]

Also common in footie matches when the ref trips - except for the chant, the 'she' is replaced with a 'he'.


It is always 'she'. Always.I was angling for JP there, what with his Paradise season ticket et al - but you'll do :01:

:rod:

[manker]

:rod?:
it's "you" fell over thus eliminating the need to change it for the faller's gender:smilie4:

Nah, it's always 'she'. Especially good for football matches because you imply that the player or ref is in fact a girl.Bo has only been to one football match in his life. At Anfield. With his Mam. Fact.

[Cheese]

Nah, it's always 'she'. Especially good for football matches because you imply that the player or ref is in fact a girl.Bo has only been to one football match in his life. At Anfield. With his Mam. Fact.

That's true. No-one is quite sure what the hell they are playing in Sunderland, it sure ain't football.

[Proper Bo]

I'm swimming straight past:snooty:

[Gripper]

Is it fell over or fell down,I mean what did they fall over,their shadow?
Mind you can't fall up or can you...hmmm?

[Snee]

I'm swimming straight past:snooty:
That's wot mackerels do, innit?