Meeting manker for a pint in a minute...will sell a punch to the head for 20p ($16)

[Cheese]

Any takers?

[enoughfakefiles]

Who's sneaked him out of wales. I bet he's got his brief case with him :schnauz:

[Gripper]

Just ask him if he saw England thrash the Eyties today:)

[Mr. Mulder]

would you take 50p for three? slap the n00bism roight off him :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

A funny thing to do would be to talk lyke your posting on the interweb. Saying glag and dabs a lot :lol:

[Cheese]

would you take 50p for three? slap the n00bism roight off him :smilie4:

Only if it is one of those old 50p's with the weight. For an extra 10p (4$) I will supply you with pictures of him drinking Babycham.

[JPaul]

Would a boot in the boz be going too far. There's a a paper pound note in it for you.

Have fun, say hello to him when for us, when he's writhing in agony on t'floor.

[Mr. Mulder]

would you take 50p for three? slap the n00bism roight off him :smilie4:

Only if it is one of those old 50p's with the weight. For an extra 10p (4$) I will supply you with pictures of him drinking Babycham.

done.

[Cheese]

would you take 50p for three? slap the n00bism roight off him :smilie4:
Only if it is one of those old 50p's with the weight. For an extra 10p (4$) I will supply you with pictures of him drinking Babycham.

With a straw.

[JPaul]

For an extra 10p (4$) I will supply you with pictures of him drinking Babycham.
:lol:

Please to be doing that.

[Gripper]

You do realise these internet blind dates usually end in tears

[Mr. Mulder]

Only if it is one of those old 50p's with the weight. For an extra 10p (4$) I will supply you with pictures of him drinking Babycham.

With a straw.


a pink curly straw featuring the powerpuff Girls logo you say? :smilie4:

[JPaul]

You do realise these internet blind dates usually end in tears
You think someone will end up with a torn "wrong un" then.

[Cheese]

You do realise these internet blind dates usually end in tears

Well yeah. But it'll cost you 20p ($89) to ensure that outcome.

[enoughfakefiles]

How will you know it's manker chubus. Have you asked him to wear his babycham t'shirt :smilie:

[JPaul]

You do realise these internet blind dates usually end in tears

Well yeah. But it'll cost you 20p ($89) to ensure that outcome.
Same as a punch to a Welsh Bank Clerk's head.

[Gripper]

Babycham,kebabs and drunken welshies...recipe for disaster

[JPaul]

Babycham,kebabs and drunken welshies...recipe for disaster
How long would you cook that for, 3 or 4 hours.

[Gripper]

Babycham,kebabs and drunken welshies...recipe for disaster
How long would you cook that for, 3 or 4 hours.
Only for 2 as he's out of practice,whip gently to a light froth:naughty:

[JPaul]

How long would you cook that for, 3 or 4 hours.
Only for 2 as he's out of practice,whip gently to a light froth:naughty:
Do you think Chebus can pull it off.

[Gripper]

Only for 2 as he's out of practice,whip gently to a light froth:naughty:
Do you think Chebus can pull it off.
:glag:

[DanB]

he's in plym,outh with his missus so I doubt he's going to be able to sneak off for a big piss up

[Snee]

Seriously tho', cheebus, how much would you charge for sexcoring manker?

I mean not just a bit of pullage, but some proper secks.

[Guyver]

Seriously tho', cheebus, how much would you charge for sexcoring manker?

I mean not just a bit of pullage, but some proper secks.
ewwww

[JPaul]

Seriously tho', cheebus, how much would you charge for sexcoring manker?

I mean not just a bit of pullage, but some proper secks.
Well he said something about head for 20p. So the full secks must be the best part of a quid. Assuming manboy provides his own lube, obviousement.

[Spider_dude]

be sure you took pictures.

[Cheese]

Feck. I went from merry to mortal quite quickly last night. I had a good time apparently and severely offended some French student, which was nice. I hope manker's hangover wasn't as nasty as mine, though my hazy memory recalls he wasn't as blind drunk as me...:pinch:

[JPaul]

Feck. I went from merry to mortal quite quickly last night. I had a good time apparently and severely offended some French student, which was nice.
Did you say "Hoi, you're a dodger de la tax, apparentement."

[Mr. Mulder]

did the two of you "get it on"? :smilie4:

[Cheese]

Feck. I went from merry to mortal quite quickly last night. I had a good time apparently and severely offended some French student, which was nice. Did you say "Hoi, you're a dodger de la tax, apparentement."

I have no idea what I said to be honest. I just recall a stunned silence (pretty impressive in a busy nightclub), hasty backtracking by me, desperately signalling to my girlfriend to rescue me and then a shameful walk back to my own table.

I fell down a stairwell later on.

[JPaul]

Did you say "Hoi, you're a dodger de la tax, apparentement."

I have no idea what I said to be honest. I just recall a stunned silence (pretty impressive in a busy nightclub), hasty backtracking by me, desperately signalling to my girlfriend to rescue me and then a shameful walk back to my own table.

I fell down a stairwell later on.
Sounds like a fun night.

Did you get the Babycham pics.

[Biggles]

Presumably Manker is lying guttered in a Cardiff pub carpark at the moment.

[Barbarossa]

Presumably Manker is lying guttered in a Cardiff pub carpark at the moment.

Especially if he drank a pint in a minute. :D

[manker]

Altho' it was mentioned and I planned to buy some, we didn't get any Babycham pics :(

We did have a really good night, Cheese and I were completely out-drunk by the girls - so we called them ghey. That showed them.

Two fun facts about Chebus; he isn't very good at arm-wrestling and he keeps dancing for no reason when no-one else in the pub/club is doing likewise.

[Mr. Mulder]

Altho' it was mentioned and I planned to buy some, we didn't get any Babycham pics :(

We did have a really good night, Cheese and I were completely out-drunk by the girls - so we called them ghey. That showed them.

Two fun facts about Chebus; he isn't very good at arm-wrestling and he keeps dancing for no reason when no-one else in the pub/club is doing likewise.

:glag:

[Spider_dude]

i sent manker a text yesterday calling him a lucky welsh fairy or something, he replied that cheese dances like a gay. which made me :glag:

[DanB]

i sent manker a text yesterday calling him a lucky welsh fairy or something, he replied that cheese dances like a gay. which made me :glag:

Ah so that text was from you. I did wonder who else would text me calling the welsh lucky cunts :lol:

[Cheese]

If I can't remember it then it didn't happen. :snooty:

[manker]

I'd completely forgotten (my theme of the weekend) that spd texted me yesterday. Just looked at my phone and here is the actual message:


lucky sheep shagging leek licking charlotte church listening bastards. i always knew cheese danced like a gayQuality :glag: