Marinara alert

[hobbes]

I burnt myself on some hot marinara sauce bubbling on my stove.

I first administered CPR to myself for about an hour.

I then transfused myself with 5 pints of blood or was it KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que Sauce. Whatever it was, it was in the cupboard.

I am planning to intubate myself shortly.

Am I taking all this too lightly.

My thumb does sting quite a bit.

[JPaul]

I burnt myself on some hot marinara sauce bubbling on my stove.

I first administered CPR to myself for about an hour.

I then transfused myself with 5 pints of blood or was it KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que Sauce. Whatever it was, it was in the cupboard.

I am planning to intubate myself shortly.

Am I taking all this too lightly.

My thumb does sting quite a bit.
I think intubation is the best idea.

[hobbes]

I burnt myself on some hot marinara sauce bubbling on my stove.

I first administered CPR to myself for about an hour.

I then transfused myself with 5 pints of blood or was it KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que Sauce. Whatever it was, it was in the cupboard.

I am planning to intubate myself shortly.

Am I taking all this too lightly.

My thumb does sting quite a bit.
I think intubation is the best idea.

I just stuck a funnel up my nose and I feel much better.

[JPaul]

I think intubation is the best idea.

I just stuck a funnel up my nose and I feel much better.
Thank feck, it was getting serious for a moment there.

[clocker]

If you decide to crack open your chest, please to be taking pictures.

I'd recommend a song for that.

[hobbes]

If you decide to crack open your chest, please to be taking pictures.

I'd recommend a song for that.

I cracked my chest first.

I was doing open cardiac massage for an hour.

I thought that was the obvious first step.

It is the stop, drop and roll of marinara burns.

[clocker]

I think the obvious first step would have been to ask what Jesus would have done.
Followed by self-administered cardiac massage, naturally.

How'd the sauce turn out by the way?

[j2k4]

If you'd thought to simply amputate, you could be eating by now. :dry:

[tesco]

If you'd thought to simply amputate, you could be eating by now. :dry:
Not everyone's a doctor like you.:shifty:

[j2k4]

If you'd thought to simply amputate, you could be eating by now. :dry:
Not everyone's a doctor like you.:shifty:

I'm a brain surgeon; I don't do amputations, Ross.

Well...not for money, anyway. :naughty:

[vidcc]

Not everyone's a doctor like you.:shifty:

I'm a brain surgeon; I don't do amputations, Ross.

Well...not for money, anyway. :naughty:

I thought you had to do a brain amputation to create republicans :P


http://www.discover.com/images/issues/mar-05/reviews-lobotomy.jpg

[j2k4]

I'm a brain surgeon; I don't do amputations, Ross.

Well...not for money, anyway. :naughty:

I thought you had to do a brain amputation to create republicans :P


http://www.discover.com/images/issues/mar-05/reviews-lobotomy.jpg

That would be totally incorrect; precisely 180 degrees from reality, in fact.

Politically speaking.

Liberal brains are raw gray matter, untrained and puppy-like, but with an arrogance born of their ignorance.

Conservatives are finely-honed machines stropped to withering keenness. :)

[sArA]

I thought you had to do a brain amputation to create republicans :P


http://www.discover.com/images/issues/mar-05/reviews-lobotomy.jpg



Conservatives are finely-honed machines stropped to withering keenness. :)


I knew it!!! All conservatives are robots.....

[j2k4]

Conservatives are finely-honed machines stropped to withering keenness. :)


I knew it!!! All conservatives are robots.....

pwned, and not sad for it...:D

[Gripper]

The vice presidents got the right idea..just shoot the f*ckers

[clocker]

The vice presidents got the right idea..just shoot the f*ckers
Yup.
And Cheney would be the epitome of " finely-honed machines stropped to withering keenness."

Well, the withering bit at least....

[vidcc]

Conservatives are finely-honed machines stropped to withering keenness. :)

Yes indeed I hear that ctrl+alt+delete is a much used function

[vidcc]

The vice presidents got the right idea..just shoot the f*ckers
I'm huntin wepubwiccan wabbit

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6705/cheneyshots25kt.jpg

[twisterX]

i would reccomend chopping the finger off. :D