Joke Precis

[JPaul]

80 year old woman walks into a Vet's office with a duck under her arm, the ducks head is flopped to one side.

.........

Well Madam, I could have told you it was dead for 30 quid but when you factor in the Lab reports and Cat scan it just mounts up.

[twisterX]

:huh:

[Snee]

And then wot happnes? :bawa: Why'd the dog report in and the cat scan just 'cos she factors in?

Explanations are in hors d'oeuvres :angry:

[JPaul]

And then wot happnes? :bawa: Why'd the dog report in and the cat scan just 'cos she factors in?

Explanations are in hors d'oeuvres :angry:
Hoi, all the salient points are there.

You work the middle bit out.

[Snee]

I would need some sort of intellect, like azzdad, to help me figure that out :(

And since mon pakistan don't seem to be on, I dunno' what to do.

[JPaul]

I don't know why I bother.

I really don't.

[Snee]

Baccus you've got nowt else to do?

[twisterX]

:lol:

[JPaul]

Baccus you've got nowt else to do?
Fair point, well presented.

[hobbes]

She probably asked if he could run some tests, so he showed the duck to his Labrador retriever and his cat.

Should have been Lab's report and Cat's scan. IMHO.

The mention of Jim Bacchus has me mystifyed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/MattyJisTurbo/th3.jpg

But I'm not going to wine about it.

All your subtle innuendo is Greek to me.

[Barbarossa]

80 year old woman walks into a Vet's office with a duck under her arm, the ducks head is flopped to one side.

.........

Well Madam, I could have told you it was dead for 30 quid but when you factor in the Lab reports and Cat scan it just mounts up.

:lol:

(it does help a teeny bit if you have heard it before :ermm: )