best wai to open a

[Mr. Mulder]

got a coconut from morrisons cos i lyke coconuts but it's really hard to get into it :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

hit it off your head, really hard, and video the whole thing:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

no :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

k:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

its just making a mess now <_<

[DorisInsinuate]

Use a coconut opener.

[Mr. Mulder]

there isn't one :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe some fire would work? :ermm:

[DorisInsinuate]

there isn't one :no:
I think they had a few for sale on eBay.

[Mr. Mulder]

problem solved, i put it in a bag and threw the bag on the ground real hard and it cracked it ftw

[Mr. Mulder]

and you were gonna have me buy this coconut opener :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

Your suppose to throw balls at them lyke they do at the fair :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Your suppose to throw balls at them lyke they do at the fair :smilie4:

any excuse to get them out :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Hit it with a coconut.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hit it with a coconut.

read the fred, n00b <_<

[JPaul]

Hit it with a coconut.

read the fred, n00b <_<
I did, gimboid.

[Mr. Mulder]

read the fred, n00b <_< I did, gimboid.

then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

[enoughfakefiles]

I did, gimboid.

then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:

[JPaul]

then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:
See, Phil understands.

[Mr. Mulder]

:dabs:

[JPaul]

I did, gimboid.

then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.
Revenge is a dish best served with coconut.

[Santa]

buy hummer, then drive the coconut to university so it may learn to open up spiritually.

[Snee]

Last I opened one, I think I drove a nail into it, and then pulled it out and did that over a couple of times, so I could pour the milk out.

'cos I didn't want any bits of shell in it, like wot you get when you drill :dabs:



Then I just went at it with a saw.



I'm self-taught :happy:

[GepperRankins]

buy hummer, then drive the coconut to university so it may learn to open up spiritually.
it probably wont want to come back in a car that does 3 metres per galon though :dabs:


i just hit coconuts with hammers :dabs:

[Gripper]

Take them upstairs and drop on concrete,works with heads to :)

[GepperRankins]

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out? :unsure:

[Gripper]

http://www.taveuniresort.com/gallery72.html
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Electric_20coconut_20opener
http://firefirefly.blogspot.com/2005/04/unskilled-coconut-opener-person.html

[manker]

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out? :unsure:No, but you're probably the only person to use such creative grammar in order to describe the event :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out? :unsure:No, but you're probably the only person to use such creative grammar in order to describe the event :smilie4:
yorkshire term


or was that a rod?

or your dirty mind?

[manker]

lol, geptard. Stop looking for rods where there are none.

You mixed your tenses up, nothing too serious :dabs:

[Gripper]

I'd be feckin tense if I nutted a coconut..

[Snee]

I'd be feckin tense if I nutted a coconut..
Tense=Terrence, innit?

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/buttsecksowl6ix.gif

[Gemby!]

you should've thrown it at the nearest innocent bystander :rolleyes:

[Gripper]

you should've thrown it at the nearest innocent bystander :rolleyes:
Hey why you look at me...I ain't innocent,I ain't a Pope at all:P

[Gemby!]

ok any bystander that is by-standing then :P

[JPaul]

Last I opened one, I think I drove a nail into it, and then pulled it out and did that over a couple of times, so I could pour the milk out.

:rod:

[JPaul]

Heheh, I didn't realize they'd made it official.

[tesco]

then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:
They should try that one on mythbusters.

[JPaul]

Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:
They should try that one on mythbusters.
I like Mythbusters me.

[Santa]

fresh coconut requires a few simple slices with machete
dried western export coconut requires oil of olay to make the skin fresh n young.

[enoughfakefiles]

Was there a bounty inside mulder :unsure:

[Snee]

Was the a bounty inside mulder :unsure:
I dunno' about a bounty, I would expect stuff like organs, and blood, and maybe bones, inside him :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Was the a bounty inside mulder :unsure:
I dunno' about a bounty, I would expect stuff like organs, and blood, and maybe bones, inside him :unsure:

Dam my fast typing :lookaroun

[Snee]

So it doesn't spill over? :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

So it doesn't spill over? :unsure:


http://www.sweetiebag.com/product_images/details/Bounty%20Dark%20-%20Red.jpg

[Gemby!]

HIT IT WITH A DIAMOND !!! :w00t: