View Full Version : You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?
Wolfmight
02-20-2006, 09:46 PM
Choose wise my friend.
maebach
02-20-2006, 10:36 PM
$2 million dollars, can get more/better hoes for that much. and still have money left over.
enoughfakefiles
02-20-2006, 10:38 PM
5 nights of hot secks with jessica alba and then blackmail her for the 2 million :rolleyes:
BrolyBoo
02-21-2006, 01:59 AM
5 nights of hot sex man
besides, you can just steal 2 million from her when shes in the bathroom lol
twisterX
02-21-2006, 04:05 AM
$2 mil
5 nights of hot secks with jessica alba and then blackmail her for the 2 million :rolleyes:
Great minds think alike :D:D Definately 5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba, shes fuckin HAWT. :naughty: :naughty: :01:
manker
02-21-2006, 09:28 AM
Yeah, Jessica Alba is hawt but after you've climaxed for the very first time of the five day fuckathon - you'd regret not going for the $2m (£654.76).
:smilie4:
DorisInsinuate
02-21-2006, 10:10 AM
5 nights of hot man sex
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/buttsecksowl6ix.gif
Chewie
02-21-2006, 10:32 AM
Easy. $2m.
That Jessica Alba can be had for 50p and a packet of Wriggley's, which would leave anough left over for one Curley-Wurley and a packet of M&Ms for me.
Wolfmight
02-21-2006, 01:25 PM
The 5 nights is very tempting...but when you think about it, there are plenty of other hot girls out there who arn't famous. As long as their hot, the secks is all the same. 2 mil will get you years of secks with a girl.
Wolfmight
02-21-2006, 01:27 PM
5 nights of hot man sex
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/buttsecksowl6ix.gif
indeed
Busyman
02-21-2006, 10:38 PM
I hope no one is actually serious about the sex with Jessica instead of the 2 mill.:unsure:
I hope no one is actually serious about the sex with Jessica instead of the 2 mill.:unsure:
I am lol :blink: :unsure: :ph34r: Well when I think about it.. having seckz with jessica alba would be a one in a life expirience :lookaroun :naughty:
Busyman
02-22-2006, 01:52 AM
I hope no one is actually serious about the sex with Jessica instead of the 2 mill.:unsure:
I am lol :blink: :unsure: :ph34r: Well when I think about it.. having seckz with jessica alba would be a one in a life expirience :lookaroun :naughty:
Young, dumb and full o' cum. :no:
Your attitude will change once you start getting twat on the regular.:happy:
Seedler
02-22-2006, 03:49 AM
Obviously one should take the 2 mil...
Out of all the hawt and famous chicks, why is Jessica Alba selected anyways? I've seen her titties already in "The Sleeping Dictonary". She's a fucking slut/whore so why the fuck would anyone choose $2 mil over some fucking herpified biatch?
zapjb
02-22-2006, 04:17 AM
The $2 million. Obviously choices are influenced experience & age. If I was 17 yrs old again, I'd choose Jessica.
Seedler
02-22-2006, 04:20 AM
The $2 million. Obviously choices are influenced experience & age. If I was 17 yrs old again, I'd choose Jessica.
Pff...You sound like you've been with lots of females...damn fat naked guys sitting behind their comps trying to gain a bit of virtual ego on FST...lol jk:P
zapjb
02-22-2006, 04:38 AM
Not a lot. Some. But maybe if it hadn't been for 3 particular past girlfriends. Maybe I'd take Jessica. Thank God for those 3.:)
BrolyBoo
02-22-2006, 04:49 AM
5 nights of hot man sex
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/buttsecksowl6ix.gif
rofl, :D i just love that
She's a fucking slut/whore so why the fuck would anyone choose $2 mil over some fucking herpified biatch?
Since when has she been a slut :cry: :ermm: :frusty:
ziggyjuarez
02-22-2006, 01:45 PM
Jessica alba for sure.
Barbarossa
02-22-2006, 02:10 PM
I would take the two million dollars and use it to have myself plastically surgered to look like Jessica Alba, then I would have 5 nights of hot sex with myself. :dabs:
Busyman
02-22-2006, 02:21 PM
The $2 million. Obviously choices are influenced experience & age. If I was 17 yrs old again, I'd choose Jessica.
Then I also think folks choices have to do with age AND culture.
Where I grew up, we knew the value of the dollar verrrry early. We also knew that pussy was everywhere.
Some of these "serious" responses are a wake up call to how young folks are irresponsible with money.
I guess this can turned around a bit to make sense for those (in my eyes) that don't make sense......
If any of you had 2 million dollars, would you pay it all to fuck Jessica Alba?
Cheese
02-22-2006, 07:49 PM
5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba.
I'd do it at my Home Park (Plymouth Argyle's ground) and sell tickets at £100 a head.
(£100 x 20,000) x 5 = £10,000,000
The DVD sales would more than make up for any money lost to overheads and taxes, in fact the DVD would probably end up being more profitable.
zapjb
02-22-2006, 08:48 PM
I just have a recollection of how out of my mind lust wise when I was 17. In reality who knows. Give me a time machine & then I could give a definitive answer.
Wolfmight
02-22-2006, 10:07 PM
5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba.
I'd do it at my Home Park (Plymouth Argyle's ground) and sell tickets at £100 a head.
(£100 x 20,000) x 5 = £10,000,000
The DVD sales would more than make up for any money lost to overheads and taxes, in fact the DVD would probably end up being more profitable.
:w00t: Aha! You my friend...are the only one to figure it out!
a sex tape would make "more" than 2 mil.
now here's Jessica Alba...hypnotized to follow your every command. :naughty:
Busyman
02-23-2006, 02:22 AM
5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba.
I'd do it at my Home Park (Plymouth Argyle's ground) and sell tickets at £100 a head.
(£100 x 20,000) x 5 = £10,000,000
The DVD sales would more than make up for any money lost to overheads and taxes, in fact the DVD would probably end up being more profitable.
:w00t: Aha! You my friend...are the only one to figure it out!
a sex tape would make "more" than 2 mil.
now here's Jessica Alba...hypnotized to follow your every command. :naughty:
Nope.
1 internet copy = unlimited copies
You're on a filesharing forum. Come on guys.:ermm:
Wolfmight
02-23-2006, 02:47 AM
:w00t: Aha! You my friend...are the only one to figure it out!
a sex tape would make "more" than 2 mil.
now here's Jessica Alba...hypnotized to follow your every command. :naughty:
Nope.
1 internet copy = unlimited copies
You're on a filesharing forum. Come on guys.:ermm:
Yea, but there would still be atleast a million non-p2p users (hate computers) that would just buy the DVD. That my friend smells like CASH! :shifty:
Yes...80%-90% of the copies would be pirated, but 10-20% would still be sold....too ALOT of people cause Jessica Alba is famous. It'd be a top-10'r on the popularity charts.
The current population in the US is 295,734,134...now 1,000,000 are gonna BUY that DVD.
pop source: http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/rankorder/2119rank.html
I didn't know India was so populated...wow, learned something.
p.s.
LOL, Pitcairn Islands!!! Population? FO-FIVE!!!! LMAO! Neighborhood'd Country NIGGA!
man, one more edit...
Japan's pop is higher than South Africa!
O' Rly?............
Ya Rly!..........
No Wai.............
Busyman
02-23-2006, 02:53 AM
Nope.
1 internet copy = unlimited copies
You're on a filesharing forum. Come on guys.:ermm:
Yea, but there would still be atleast a million non-p2p users (hate computers) that would just buy the DVD. That my friend smells like CASH! :shifty:
Yes...80%-90% of the copies would be pirated, but 10-20% would still be sold....too ALOT of people cause Jessica Alba is famous. It'd be a top-10'r on the popularity charts.
The current population in the US is 295,734,134...now 1,000,000 are gonna BUY that DVD.
pop source: http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/rankorder/2119rank.html
I didn't know India was so populated...wow, learned something.
Oh you are talking about selling legit copies.
Wouldn't happen. Jessica wouldn't agree to it. An indecent proposal is qute different from tirning porn star. Especially when she has nothing but more fame and money to make staying a regular actress. Her porn career would relugate her to doing...more porn. She'd be a fallen star.
You didn't not stipulate that she would even agree to be recorded.
You would be selling pirated copies and you wouldn't get far.
Now would you still pay 2 million for a hoe? :blink:
Cheese
02-23-2006, 04:26 PM
If Jade Goody can make £3.5 million from just being thick on Big Brother I'm pretty sure I can make a couple of million GBP or more from being the bloke who shagged Jessica Alba.
I could sell my story to the papers, write a book about it, do club tours, do the talk-show circuit, get an advertising deal with Durex, etc. I'd become a "nonebrity (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nonebrity)". In fact, I'd probably be on the the next Celebrity Big Brother.
Busyman
02-23-2006, 05:26 PM
If Jade Goody can make £3.5 million from just being thick on Big Brother I'm pretty sure I can make a couple of million GBP or more from being the bloke who shagged Jessica Alba.
I could sell my story to the papers, write a book about it, do club tours, do the talk-show circuit, get an advertising deal with Durex, etc. I'd become a "nonebrity (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nonebrity)". In fact, I'd probably be on the the next Celebrity Big Brother.
Ok that makes more sense. Pirated DVD porn sales just didn't.
How would anyone know about your shag?
I take it Big Brother is pretty popular over in bratland.:unsure:
Weird. Pop Idol I think bombed over there but American Idol is popular over here. In fact, it's a TV behometh.
Tu quoque
02-23-2006, 07:07 PM
If Jade Goody can make £3.5 million from just being thick on Big Brother I'm pretty sure I can make a couple of million GBP or more from being the bloke who shagged Jessica Alba.
I could sell my story to the papers, write a book about it, do club tours, do the talk-show circuit, get an advertising deal with Durex, etc. I'd become a "nonebrity (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nonebrity)". In fact, I'd probably be on the the next Celebrity Big Brother.
Ok that makes more sense. Pirated DVD porn sales just didn't.
How would anyone know about your shag?
I take it Big Brother is pretty popular over in bratland.:unsure:
Weird. Pop Idol I think bombed over there but American Idol is popular over here. In fact, it's a TV behometh.
That bloke Ruben who won it is a bit of a behemoth too.
As for the topic:
I'd do Alba if I could make money off it like Cheese suggests, otherwise I know more interesting women IRL. The money would be pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, and calling a random woman you don't know a slut without a good reason is probably a sign of you being a wee kid or something, in need of growing up.
Busyman
02-23-2006, 07:53 PM
Ok that makes more sense. Pirated DVD porn sales just didn't.
How would anyone know about your shag?
I take it Big Brother is pretty popular over in bratland.:unsure:
Weird. Pop Idol I think bombed over there but American Idol is popular over here. In fact, it's a TV behometh.
That bloke Ruben who won it is a bit of a behemoth too.
As for the topic:
I'd do Alba if I could make money off it like Cheese suggests, otherwise I know more interesting women IRL. The money would be pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, and calling a random woman you don't know a slut without a good reason is probably a sign of you being a wee kid or something, in need of growing up.
She isn't random and would be a slut if she fucked for 2 mill. I think Seedler was just trying to be sensationalist.
I think he equates the fact that she gets paid to be in magazines and movies with the fact that he wanks over those magazines and movies thus making her a whore.
It's Seedy logic at best.
Oh and Ruben is quite huge over here. Over in bratland, he'd be huge as well.
He can sing his big ass off.
I'm just opposite of most folks that watch American Idol. I like the last round while most like the rounds leading up to it.
I don't care about the stories or the dorks making an ass of themselves. The last round is more like Star Search.
Tu quoque
02-23-2006, 08:41 PM
I was pretty sure she wasn't going to be the one who got the money :unsure:
I took it to mean that you'd pass up an opportunity to make 2 mill and have sex with her instead.
But yeah, I'm with you where he is concerned, he was probably attention-whoring and the rest sounds about right.
Ruben is frikkin' enormous.
But I suppose it's cool that he doesn't look like a lot of the plastic people who tend to be in the glitzier reality shows and such.
Busyman
02-23-2006, 08:54 PM
I was pretty sure she wasn't going to be the one who got the money :unsure:
I took it to mean that you'd pass up an opportunity to make 2 mill and have sex with her instead.
But yeah, I'm with you where he is concerned, he was probably attention-whoring and the rest sounds about right.
Ruben is frikkin' enormous.
But I suppose it's cool that he doesn't look like a lot of the plastic people who tend to be in the glitzier reality shows and such.
Sorry, I was equating that to an earlier post of mine.
If any of you had 2 million dollars, would you pay it all to fuck Jessica Alba?
Yeah, big Rube is well...a big cube but I will say that the American Idol winners, so far can sing very well.
The last round of American Idol isn't a "reality show" like say a Big Brother.
It's simply a singing competition.
Wolfmight
02-23-2006, 10:18 PM
Don't get too technical, because how could a contest really agree to give someone 5 nights of hot sex with jessica alba? That's a legal issue...selling sex like that.
This is all pretend, so let's pretend...you can sell the DVD copies of it too.
o.k.?
Yea, I know it can't be hypathetical, but it's fun to imagine a world that's different.
Busyman
02-23-2006, 10:20 PM
Don't get too technical, because how could a contest really agree to give someone 5 nights of hot sex with jessica alba? That's a legal issue...selling sex like that.
This is all pretend, so let's pretend...you can sell the DVD copies of it too.
o.k.?
Yea, I know it can't be hypathetical, but it's fun to imagine a world that's different.
but, but, but.....
BrolyBoo
03-07-2006, 11:10 PM
Don't get too technical, because how could a contest really agree to give someone 5 nights of hot sex with jessica alba? That's a legal issue...selling sex like that.
This is all pretend, so let's pretend...you can sell the DVD copies of it too.
o.k.?
Yea, I know it can't be hypathetical, but it's fun to imagine a world that's different.
but, but, but.....
But nothin'
Hot sex is like...Hot sex
2 mil is like...2 mil
Hot sex = Pleasure and Cash
2 mil = Money
Busyman
03-07-2006, 11:33 PM
but, but, but.....
But nothin'
Hot sex is like...Hot sex
2 mil is like...2 mil
Hot sex = Pleasure and Cash
2 mil = Money
When I get the 2 mil, it's not like my dick is gonna get chopped off.:ermm:
I can turn 2 mil into 4 mil easier than you can turn hot sex into any cash.
With 2 mil I have more avenues with which to make more money. You would just have one and not a very viable one.
Wolfmight
03-07-2006, 11:44 PM
Don't get too technical, because how could a contest really agree to give someone 5 nights of hot sex with jessica alba? That's a legal issue...selling sex like that.
This is all pretend, so let's pretend...you can sell the DVD copies of it too.
o.k.?
Yea, I know it can't be hypathetical, but it's fun to imagine a world that's different.
but, but, but.....
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/461/keyragif7sm.gif
:whistling
Darth Sushi
03-08-2006, 01:48 AM
Take the money and then jerk off to a picture of Jessica Alba, for five nights.
Take the money and then jerk off to a picture of Jessica Alba, for five nights.
Thats what you would do if you were jewish.
Busyman
03-08-2006, 03:45 AM
Take the money and then jerk off to a picture of Jessica Alba, for five nights.
How 'bout take the money and get your balls licked, dick sucked, and get fucked by numerous women that look better than Jessica.:ermm:
BrolyBoo
03-10-2006, 12:02 AM
BUT YAH STILL LOSE MONEY
think about it
Wolfmight
03-11-2006, 06:57 AM
Take the money and then jerk off to a picture of Jessica Alba, for five nights.
How 'bout take the money and get your balls licked, dick sucked, and get fucked by numerous women that look better than Jessica.:ermm:
gatta watch out for dem :aids: .
lil' bastards came from an african fckin a monkey?
...Nah, more likely from a monkey's blood dripping all over an african's open wounds after a good ol' hunt. Makes more sense.
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