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JPaul
02-25-2006, 01:08 PM
Yes, England favourites, absolutely. No problem with that.

However one bookie had them at 1 to 6.

6 to 1 on, at Murrayfield just seems a bit harsh.

manker
02-25-2006, 01:15 PM
I'm looking forward to it.

Mon the Scotch :01:

JPaul
02-25-2006, 01:38 PM
I'm looking forward to it.

Mon the Scotch :01:
Oh noes, if we win it will make a Welsh charlatan V. happy.

Fortunately this is very unlikely. :blink:

manker
02-25-2006, 01:44 PM
You're Paulie, the pessimistic purveyor of prudence.

Jockish teams have been known to win at some stuff, you know.

Proper Bo
02-25-2006, 01:45 PM
everyone's a winner then:smilie4:

Virtualbody1234
02-25-2006, 03:41 PM
>>>>> Moved to Sports Club.

manker
02-25-2006, 03:47 PM
I hope the five chevrons will be very happy in Sports Club :ermm:

One has to wonder why you didn't put them there in the first place, if that's where you desire them to be.

Cheese
02-25-2006, 03:52 PM
New word for Cheese: chevron :happy:

manker
02-25-2006, 04:02 PM
New word for Cheese: chevron :happy:
:bawa:

JPaul
02-25-2006, 04:22 PM
You're Paulie, the pessimistic purveyor of prudence.


It's years of practice, years I tell you.

Biggles
02-25-2006, 05:32 PM
After watching another rather dodgy French performance I think England must fancy themselves for the Grand Slam.

Just hope the boys can put in as solid show as they did in the first couple of matches.

'Mon the lads! :01:

JPaul
02-25-2006, 07:26 PM
What an awesome finish.

England gave away 2 incredible penalties and put a kick-off out on the full.

Great game well played both teams.

C'mon the lads.

Biggles
02-25-2006, 07:33 PM
Hallelujah chorus is ringing out (albeit in a Paganish sort of way) :D :01:

JPaul
02-25-2006, 07:40 PM
Hallelujah chorus is ringing out (albeit in a Paganish sort of way) :D :01:
:D 'tis a happy day for all Scottish Witches, oh and Welsh Charlatans.

Biggles
02-25-2006, 07:41 PM
Hallelujah chorus is ringing out (albeit in a Paganish sort of way) :D :01:
:D 'tis a happy day for all Scottish Witches, oh and Welsh Charlatans.

I imagine he is quietly pleased

JPaul
02-25-2006, 07:51 PM
:D 'tis a happy day for all Scottish Witches, oh and Welsh Charlatans.

I imagine he is quietly pleased
Whilst agreeing with the sentiment I feel your chosen adverb may be a tad misplaced.

Can I suggest you try replacing it with "feckin'" and see how that looks.

More over the Engerland loss, than our win, but the sentiment is still appreciated.

Biggles
02-25-2006, 08:04 PM
I imagine he is quietly pleased
Whilst agreeing with the sentiment I feel your chosen adverb may be a tad misplaced.

Can I suggest you try replacing it with "feckin'" and see how that looks.

More over the Engerland loss, than our win, but the sentiment is still appreciated.

Indeed :lol:

I was having a look at the BBC "Have your say" boards and a number of English fans have lost the plot somewhat - not so much at us (although the "get it up you" thread did cause ructions) but at the Welsh fans suggesting that England were not quite good enough. Ballistic springs to mind. :shifty:

The poor Ref is getting a bit of stick though. I believe some are suggesting that Celtic Refs should not be allowed to referee England/Celtic sides. :ph34r:

Proper Bo
02-25-2006, 08:06 PM
I watched it on 30xspeed on sky+ after the newcastle match cause I'm not too fussed about rugby, was a bit disturbed by the men in skirts though:unsure:

JPaul
02-25-2006, 08:38 PM
Whilst agreeing with the sentiment I feel your chosen adverb may be a tad misplaced.

Can I suggest you try replacing it with "feckin'" and see how that looks.

More over the Engerland loss, than our win, but the sentiment is still appreciated.

Indeed :lol:

I was having a look at the BBC "Have your say" boards and a number of English fans have lost the plot somewhat - not so much at us (although the "get it up you" thread did cause ructions) but at the Welsh fans suggesting that England were not quite good enough. Ballistic springs to mind. :shifty:

The poor Ref is getting a bit of stick though. I believe some are suggesting that Celtic Refs should not be allowed to referee England/Celtic sides. :ph34r:


Feck sake, we've beat the French and now the English. Lost to the Welsh after having a man sent off.

Mayhap they would consider giving a bit of credit to the winning side, rather than blaming the ref for their own careless play. Particliarly at the end with the stupid penalties and re-start.

Or is it beyond them to do the "well done both teams" thing. Maybe taking the Grand Slam for granted has caused unrealistic expectations.

GepperRankins
02-25-2006, 11:57 PM
manker says :smilie4:


and something about bo

Cheese
02-26-2006, 12:28 AM
manker says :smilie4:


and something about bo

and something about invisible mud...:ermm:

Spider_dude
02-26-2006, 02:07 AM
at 18:54

mon the scotch!
Hammer those infidel inbred public school wank boys

at 19:25

Fucking brilliant you jockish wallet smugglish, round dodging, pocket orange eating, blue skinned cunt. And cunt off for the irish remark!

now everyone knows you can't start a sentence with and, also you dont capatalise and. git.

at 19:33

you made my missus laugh - you cunt.

i would quote my texts but i dont save them anymore to save space on t'phone.

Cheese
02-26-2006, 02:56 AM
http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/rugby2.gif

JPaul
02-26-2006, 10:41 AM
at 18:54


at 19:25

Fucking brilliant you jockish wallet smugglish, round dodging, pocket orange eating, blue skinned cunt. And cunt off for the irish remark!

now everyone knows you can't start a sentence with and, also you dont capatalise and. git.

at 19:33

you made my missus laugh - you cunt.

i would quote my texts but i dont save them anymore to save space on t'phone.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Also, C'mon the Irish.

Is "also" a conjunction, btw.:blink:

JPaul
02-26-2006, 10:42 AM
http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/rugby2.gif
That actually gets funnier if one watches it a few times.

It's a funny idea, well presented.

manker
02-26-2006, 02:16 PM
I'm suffering today.

Jockoland ftw :01:

JPaul
02-26-2006, 02:22 PM
You'll be in some state if the Welsh lads can pull it off.

Do you think they've got the spunk for it.

Carcinus
02-26-2006, 02:38 PM
You'll be in some state if the Welsh lads can pull it off.

Do you think they've got the spunk for it.

Not a chance. :ph34r:

If they do I'll eat my unwashed socks.

manker
02-26-2006, 02:42 PM
Hoi! :fist:

I'm staying in for the match, feeling like shoite and I wanna watch United stuff Wigan.

Think of me while I'm flicking.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 02:50 PM
Hoi! :fist:

I'm staying in for the match, feeling like shoite and I wanna watch United stuff Wigan.

Think of me while I'm flicking.
What will be your "base" channel.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 02:53 PM
You'll be in some state if the Welsh lads can pull it off.

Do you think they've got the spunk for it.

Not a chance. :ph34r:

If they do I'll eat my unwashed socks.
If t'Oirish win it send them to mank3r and he can eat them.

He loikes that sort of thing.

manker
02-26-2006, 03:11 PM
Hoi! :fist:

I'm staying in for the match, feeling like shoite and I wanna watch United stuff Wigan.

Think of me while I'm flicking.
What will be your "base" channel.I've commandeered the living room.

This means that I can stream t'footie and watch the rugby on the big telly.

I'll sit equidistant between the two in my comfortable swivel chair (which is considerably posher than your own :smilie4:). I have crisps and pop at the ready.

For ninety minutes, I'll be in god's pocket :happy:

Carcinus
02-26-2006, 03:16 PM
Who's that welsh caterwauling bint?

JPaul
02-26-2006, 03:18 PM
What will be your "base" channel.I've commandeered the living room.

This means that I can stream t'footie and watch the rugby on the big telly.

I'll sit equidistant between the two in my comfortable swivel chair (which is considerably posher than your own :smilie4:). I have crisps and pop at the ready.

For ninety minutes, I'll be in god's pocket :happy:
Sounds idyllic, particularly with your dad bringing snacks.

Don't intend watching the whole footie match tho'. That seems a strange choice. :blink: Do you expect a Wigwam win.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 03:18 PM
Who's that welsh caterwauling bint? She's freakin' me out.
Charlotte Church

Carcinus
02-26-2006, 03:21 PM
No way. She looked about forty. Methinks too many pies/fags/pre-breakfast vodka!

Carcinus
02-26-2006, 05:16 PM
Totally creamed. :lol:

JPaul
02-26-2006, 05:23 PM
Totally creamed. :lol:
Get those socks in the post.

mank3r
Near Cardiff
Wales

manker
02-26-2006, 05:25 PM
Does this mean I have to eat Carcy's socks.

We were great while Jones was at outside half, Henson was dreadful. Putting him at no. 10 (altho' we had no real alternative) cost us the game, I think.

This is the worst Welsh display since the the last time we played away from the Millennium Stadium :dabs:

JPaul
02-26-2006, 05:28 PM
Henson was dreadful.
He's not everyone's cup of tea. :naughty:

manker
02-26-2006, 05:31 PM
Henson was dreadful.
He's not everyone's cup of tea. :naughty::lol:

On the plus side, his hair was lovely - and he has tanfastic skin.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 05:35 PM
He's not everyone's cup of tea. :naughty::lol:

On the plus side, his hair was lovely - and he has tanfastic skin.
:lol: irl

tanfastic ftw.

Carcinus
02-26-2006, 05:41 PM
Does this mean I have to eat Carcy's socks.

:

Yes. The ones I wore whilst walking across a rather fragrant field full of cows that other day. They are quite stiff now.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 05:44 PM
Does this mean I have to eat Carcy's socks.

:

They are quite stiff now.
So's he, just thinking about them.

manker
02-26-2006, 05:48 PM
:naughty:

Were you wearing wellies too, because they usually always make for most pungent sawks imaginable.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 05:50 PM
sawksecks ftw

Biggles
02-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Wales were pants in the second half. If only that mad ref hadn't sent of Scott - we might be looking at a Grand Slam


... one can dream :)

JPaul
02-26-2006, 09:05 PM
Wales were pants in the second half. If only that mad ref hadn't sent of Scott - we might be looking at a Grand Slam


... one can dream :)
Oirish chap got sin binned today for kicking a lad when he was on the ground. Studs right in the back in clear view, obviously premeditated.

Why was our fella sent off again.

manker
02-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Okay, that's enough, you pair.

Any more roddage and I'll instruct nursey to forgo your usual bedtime cocoa.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 09:14 PM
Pas de rod.

We beat the French fair and square and did the same with the Englanders.

We was robbed against the Welsh because of your wee indoor sports centre type park and a dodgy sending off.

manker
02-26-2006, 09:19 PM
We were all over you when it was 15 Vs 15 too.

Personally, I've always believed that if a player kicks another player in the face right in front of the ref, he should be yellow carded - at worst.

:dabs:

JPaul
02-26-2006, 09:20 PM
We were all over you when it was 15 Vs 15 too.

Personally, I've always believed that if a player kicks another player in the face right in front of the ref, he should be yellow carded - at worst.

:dabs:
Poove.

No wonder the Welsh are pish at rugby now. No spunk.

manker
02-26-2006, 09:24 PM
We were all over you when it was 15 Vs 15 too.

Personally, I've always believed that if a player kicks another player in the face right in front of the ref, he should be yellow carded - at worst.

:dabs:
Poove.

No wonder the Welsh are pish at rugby now. No spunk.Don't be like that :cry:

I already think it's my fault because I didn't buy another lucky shirt (the autumn internationals broke my old 'lucky' shirt).

I might go on ebay right now and get one.

JPaul
02-26-2006, 09:27 PM
Poove.

No wonder the Welsh are pish at rugby now. No spunk.Don't be like that :cry:

I already think it's my fault because I didn't buy another lucky shirt (the autumn internationals broke my old 'lucky' shirt).

I might go on ebay right now and get one.
I changed seats at half time during our game against Engerland, to give us a better chance. It worked, we were much better in the second half.

I am very superstitious when watching sport.

manker
02-26-2006, 09:33 PM
I tired turning the volume of the United game up (altho' it was in Chinese or something) and turned the volume of the rubgy down during the first quarter of the second half, that was intended to give us some impetus.

Then the feckin' Oirish went and scored again, and again. When I turned the volume back down, we played slightly better.

Who knows how many points we'd have lost by if I didn't react so quickly :smilie4:

JPaul
02-26-2006, 09:35 PM
I tired turning the volume of the United game up
You really are a lazy fucker.