Do you think they ever did it....

[enoughfakefiles]

Walked all them miles that is :unsure:

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/Proclaimers/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif

[GepperRankins]

:unsure:

[hobbes]

Walked all them miles that is :unsure:

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/Proclaimers/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif

Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.

[enoughfakefiles]

Walked all them miles that is :unsure:

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/Proclaimers/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif

Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.

Have you been down it :rolleyes:

[Gripper]

I believe that's what they pro-claimed.

[hobbes]

Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.

Have you been down it :rolleyes:

There really are roads paved with cawk? Where the hell do you live?

I prefer assfault.

[JPaul]

Walked all them miles that is :unsure:

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/Proclaimers/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif

Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.
I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.

[enoughfakefiles]

Have you been down it :rolleyes:

There really are roads paved with cawk? Where the hell do you live?

I prefer assfault.

Obviously not near a road paved with cawk :blink:

[manker]

The ancient Egyptians used to cut the penis off their vanquished enemies on the battlefield. Once this was done, the dismembered members were taken to a scribe who counted them in order to properly ascertain just how many soldiers the Egyptians had slaughtered.

They could probably have paved a garden path with cawk, if the mood had taken them :smilie4:

[JPaul]

The ancient Egyptians used to cut the penis off their vanquished enemies on the battlefield.
I feel quite ill. :sick:

Not with the concept, with that sentence.

[manker]

I had to butcher it because I didn't know the plural of penis and couldn't be arsed to google :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

penii?

[JPaul]

I had to butcher it because I didn't know the plural of penis and couldn't be arsed to google :dabs:
You should haved used penii.

Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rod

[JPaul]

penii?
How are we going to get out of this one well.

[Gripper]

I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.

[suprafreak6]

who are those guys

[JPaul]

I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.
:lol:

:babumdish:

More up his back passage I think you'll find.

[enoughfakefiles]

who are those guys

The two ronnies :01:

[manker]

I had to butcher it because I didn't know the plural of penis and couldn't be arsed to google :dabs:
You should haved used penii.

Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rodI thought of that but then got worried about catching aids, like what happened to Busyboi when he did it :dabs:

I think it was the bad aids too :no:

[JPaul]

who are those guys
Gripper and mank3r, they're just these guys, you know.

[manker]

I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.
:lol:

:babumdish:

More up his back passage I think you'll find.I'd have said 'alley' rather than 'street' but it still raised a chuckle :happy:

[JPaul]

You should haved used penii.

Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rodI thought of that but then got worried about catching aids, like what happened to Busyboi when he did it :dabs:

I think it was the bad aids too :no:
Yeah but he did it from a wankpit.

The first guy to ever catch bad aids from himself.

[Gripper]

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Proclaimers


I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics


When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)


Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Classis lyrics

[JPaul]

:lol:

:babumdish:

More up his back passage I think you'll find.I'd have said 'alley' rather than 'street' but it still raised a chuckle :happy:
I've got a mate who says, "how's things up you end".

We always larf at that.

[hobbes]

I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.


At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.

[Cheese]

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Proclaimers


I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics


When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)


Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Classis lyrics

That song is a bucket of penii.

[Gripper]

And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

Jpaul,as a person from up north could you explain these lyrics to me

And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

[JPaul]

I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.


At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.

[JPaul]

And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

Jpaul,as a person from up north could you explain these lyrics to me

And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Haver = Gibbering a lot of pish.

[hobbes]

At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.

About ten times as many people who even both to click on your drivel about kicky bawlz.

[manker]

JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.

About ten times as many people who even both to click on your drivel about kicky bawlz.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

Every time I read your posts nowadays I think of Zorro. I have no idea why.

[hobbes]

JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:

That is like aspiring to mediocrity.

[JPaul]

JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:

That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
What does that mean.

Sorry if you really have actually gone mental, I was just joshing before.

[manker]

JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:

That is like aspiring to mediocrity.And that is a bit like a non sequitur.

But who cares, because it is an exquisitely constructed sentence :happy:

[manker]

Get out of my head, Mr. so called JPaul :smilie4:

[hobbes]

That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
What does that mean.

Sorry if you really have actually gone mental, I was just joshing before.

You've used this line to the point that pointing out how trite it is would sound, um er, trite.

You might need to employ a new writer, just so that we will not fall asleep at your witty rebuttals.

[JPaul]

Get out of my head, Mr. so called JPaul :smilie4:
:lol:

You have good drunkard recollection skills.

Unless it's one of those "remember stuff when you have another drink" things.

[JPaul]

What does that mean.

Sorry if you really have actually gone mental, I was just joshing before.

You've used this line to the point that pointing out how trite it is would sound, um er, trite.

You might need to employ a new writer, just so that we will not fall asleep at your witty rebuttals.
No you're right, I can only apologise for failing to entertain you. I will try harder in the future.

If the board could take this as my personal apology to hobbes, for failing to keep my posts up to a reasonable standard I would consider it a great personal kindness.

[hobbes]

That is like aspiring to mediocrity.And that is a bit like a non sequitur.

But who cares, because it is an exquisitely constructed sentence :happy:

Staying here to listen to Jp babble on about an inconsequential sport is analogous to another desiring to be mediocre.

You take a great interest in the forgetable.

[JPaul]

And that is a bit like a non sequitur.

But who cares, because it is an exquisitely constructed sentence :happy:

Staying here to listen to Jp babble on about an inconsequential sport is analogous to another desiring to be mediocre.

You take a great interest in the forgetable.
Apologise mank3r and do it now. It's just not worth the risk of behaving otherwisely.

hobbes' putting people in their place gland is working overtime.

[hobbes]

Staying here to listen to Jp babble on about an inconsequential sport is analogous to another desiring to be mediocre.

You take a great interest in the forgetable.
Apologise mank3r and do it now. It's just not worth the risk of behaving otherwisely.

hobbes' putting people in their place gland is working overtime.

I would walk 500 miles if we could all just be friends again.

[manker]

And that is a bit like a non sequitur.

But who cares, because it is an exquisitely constructed sentence :happy:

Staying here to listen to Jp babble on about an inconsequential sport is analogous to another desiring to be mediocre.No it isn't. Not in the slightest.

You can either pretend you're rodding now, or do it several posts down the line.

Busyman takes too long and as a result, his 'Ha! I was rodding' statements wouldn't even fool a Canadian.

You're a nice chap and I wouldn't want you to meander down that same path :blushing:

[hobbes]

Staying here to listen to Jp babble on about an inconsequential sport is analogous to another desiring to be mediocre.No it isn't. Not in the slightest.

You can either pretend you're rodding now, or do it several posts down the line.

Busyman takes too long and as a result, his 'Ha! I was rodding' statements wouldn't even fool a Canadian.

You're a nice chap and I wouldn't want you to meander down that same path :blushing:


Oh come on, it is all just playing.

Sorry if interpreted otherwise.

Disrespecting soccer is like the most trite ploy in all of the trite things Americans do.

I don't give a fuck about soccer, who is playing and who starts, but I am sure others do.

That is as stupid as my interest in baseball.

The joke was that your desire to be here, because of JP posts on soccer, was equivalent to someone who thought being mediocre was something to be proud of.

Very uninspiring.

[JPaul]

Busyman takes too long and as a result, his 'Ha! I was rodding' statements wouldn't even fool a Canadian.

You're a nice chap and I wouldn't want you to meander down that same path :blushing:
Hoi, the lads from Canadia are top hole, to a man. Maybe they wouldn't exactly cut themselves thinking, but whatcha gonna do.

I agree with the second part, but don't let hobbes know.

[GepperRankins]

football is ghey. FACT!

[JPaul]

No it isn't. Not in the slightest.

You can either pretend you're rodding now, or do it several posts down the line.

Busyman takes too long and as a result, his 'Ha! I was rodding' statements wouldn't even fool a Canadian.

You're a nice chap and I wouldn't want you to meander down that same path :blushing:


Oh come on, it is all just rodding.


See now you've gone and done it.

[manker]

No it isn't. Not in the slightest.

You can either pretend you're rodding now, or do it several posts down the line.

Busyman takes too long and as a result, his 'Ha! I was rodding' statements wouldn't even fool a Canadian.

You're a nice chap and I wouldn't want you to meander down that same path :blushing:


Oh come on, it is all just playing.

Sorry if interpreted otherwise.

Disrespecting soccer is like the most trite ploy in all of the trite things Americans do.

I don't give a fuck about soccer, who is playing and who starts, but I am sure others do.

That is as stupid as my interest in baseball.

The joke was that your desire to be here, because of JP posts on soccer, was equivalent to someone who thought being mediocre was something to be proud of.

Very uninspiring.I feel bad now :dabs:

Of course it's only mucking about - I only tend to do pseudo-bitchyness stuff with people I like.

Apart from Busychap, who is an absolute tit of a bloke.

[JPaul]

Oh come on, it is all just playing.

Sorry if interpreted otherwise.

Disrespecting soccer is like the most trite ploy in all of the trite things Americans do.

I don't give a fuck about soccer, who is playing and who starts, but I am sure others do.

That is as stupid as my interest in baseball.

The joke was that your desire to be here, because of JP posts on soccer, was equivalent to someone who thought being mediocre was something to be proud of.

Very uninspiring.I feel bad now :dabs:

Of course it's only mucking about - I only tend to do pseudo-bitchyness stuff with people I like.

Apart from Busychap, who is an absolute tit of a bloke.


I tend to only ....

[Cheese]

Meh, this thread has turned into a right penii-fest.

[JPaul]

Meh, this thread has turned into a right penii-fest.
cawk

[manker]

I feel bad now :dabs:

Of course it's only mucking about - I only tend to do pseudo-bitchyness stuff with people I like.

Apart from Busychap, who is an absolute tit of a bloke.


I tend to only ....Was only in need of assistance.

You, Sir, are a prince amongst penii.

[JPaul]

I tend to only ....Was only in need of assistance.

You, Sir, are a prince amongst penii.
I like to think that you chaps, the penii, enjoy basking in my glow.

[manker]

JP + friend.

http://mopie.com/0101/img/penii.jpg

[JPaul]

JP + friend.

http://mopie.com/0101/img/penii.jpg
Did you actually google the word "penii". Then post an image on an interweb forum about filesharing.

I want you to think about that for a wee while.

Then I want you to remember it tomorrow, when you're talking to the blonde with the hawt bewbs.

Will you do that for me.

[GepperRankins]

:glag:


you tell im

[manker]

JP + friend.

http://mopie.com/0101/img/penii.jpg
Did you actually google the word "penii". Then post an image on an interweb forum about filesharing.

I want you to think about that for a wee while.

Then I want you to remember it tomorrow, when you're talking to the blonde with the hawt bewbs.

Will you do that for me.
I will indeed.

Did you google image search for 'penii', just to check to see if that's what I did and in the process expose yourself to untold legions of penii jpegs.

I want you to think about that tomorrow, when you're putting your hard hat on.



This post was brought to you in the style of Busyman; I know you are, but what am I?

[JPaul]

Did you actually google the word "penii". Then post an image on an interweb forum about filesharing.

I want you to think about that for a wee while.

Then I want you to remember it tomorrow, when you're talking to the blonde with the hawt bewbs.

Will you do that for me.
I will indeed.

Did you google image search for 'penii', just to check to see if that's what I did and in the process expose yourself to untold legions of penii jpegs.

I want you to think about that tomorrow, when you're putting your hard hat on.



This post was brought to you in the style of Busyman; I know you are, but what am I?


No, I hovered over the image 'til the filename appeared.

:lol: I just saw the hard hat thing. I really should read your posts before replying to them.

Nah, I'll stick with the American way.

[manker]

Reading other people's posts.

Have you gone mad. I'm reliably informed that they're complete drivel.

[JPaul]

Reading other people's posts.

Have you gone mad. I'm reliably informed that they're complete drivel.
Racist.

[manker]

Reading other people's posts.

Have you gone mad. I'm reliably informed that they're complete drivel.
Racist.Tuesday week, then.

Sounds fantastic.

[JPaul]

Racist.Tuesday week, then.

Sound's fantastic.
:lol: irl

I like sound too.

[manker]

Plymouth is particularly nice in the summer.

[manker]

Only Chebus and his missus will get that :dabs:

[JPaul]

Only Chebus and his missus will get that :dabs:
I take it that it isn't then.

[GepperRankins]

Only Chebus and his missus will get that :dabs:
I take it that it isn't then.

it's submerged four months a year, global warming see

[Cheese]

Only Chebus and his missus will get that :dabs:
Is that like the "invisible mud"? One of those things my missus will have remembered but that alcohol erased from my memory.

[manker]

Only Chebus and his missus will get that :dabs:
Is that like the "invisible mud"? One of those things my missus will have remembered but that alcohol erased from my memory.The 'invisible mud' thing was absolute genius on your part - but you'd have to drink a fair bit more than that to completely forget what the Plymouth Sound is.

Maybe :unsure: