Ok, the google ads are getting disturbing

[Tempestv]

Is it just me or is this google ad a little disturbing? Just found this on FST.

[manker]

The Google ads are tailored to the particular thread you're reading. If the thread is about motherboards, the ads will be too.

Where did you find a thread about perving on girls and why was I not informed of its existence :dabs:

[DorisInsinuate]

Was it the baby raping thread you were viewing?

[twisterX]

:dabs:

like who looks at them anyway.

[Tempestv]

I just glanced at it, and couldn't figure out what the page had on it that had anything to do with Mississippi or females. as such, I am a little confused as to how this got on here.
I think this was the page.
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=112417

[Cheese]

Let's all talk about dead hookers and see what sort of adverts we get.

[DorisInsinuate]

If the hooker dies while you're still doing her, do you still have to pay? If so do you get some sort of discount?

[manker]

If the hooker dies while you're still doing her, do you still have to pay? If so do you get some sort of discount?
Yes you do - I only ever use disposable hookers.

[Tempestv]

Ok, after the last couple of posts, now I am getting ads for women in Massachusetts- What does that say about Massachusetts?

[DorisInsinuate]

I'm trying to claim warranty on my hooker at the moment. She had bum AiDs.

[Carcinus]

Disposable hookers are best. The re-usable ones are a real pain to rinse out.

[Tempestv]

Disposable hookers are best. The re-usable ones are a real pain to rinse out.

How much for a ten pack?

[DorisInsinuate]

Also disposable hookers aren't as much as a problem for the wallet to replace, should you ever cum so hard it makes their head shoot off their neck.

[tesco]

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They're yahoo ads not google. :snooty:

[manker]

It is possible to re-use a disposable hooker, but one forceful thrust too many and you end up with her intestines all over the bed.

If you can ignore that, then carry on - but many, myself included, find it distasteful :smilie4:

[Carcinus]

Also disposable hookers aren't as much as a problem for the wallet to replace, should you ever cum so hard it makes their head shoot off their neck.

Or in the event of faulty or shoddy hooker-related goods, they are easily replacable.

edit: for example, see above post.

[Tempestv]

just make sure that you always recycle your used disposable dead hookers- gotta do everything we can to keep the earth healthy right?

[manker]

just make sure that you always recycle your used disposable dead hookers- gotta do everything we can to keep the earth healthy right?I make compost out of them.

My runner beans are the envy of the entire street :happy:

[Smith]

If you get Adblock, you dont ever need to look at google ads again :)

[Tempestv]

If you get Adblock, you dont ever need to look at google ads again :)

but then we would not be blessed with the wonderful discussion that we are having now.

[Carcinus]

just make sure that you always recycle your used disposable dead hookers- gotta do everything we can to keep the earth healthy right?I make compost out of them.

My runner beans are the envy of the entire street :happy:

I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?

[manker]

I make compost out of them.

My runner beans are the envy of the entire street :happy:

I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?Indeed they do.

I also find that dead hookers make for excellent draft excluders.

This way I'm nice and warm whilst watching TV and I'm being fuel efficient - if you embalm them first, they last longer before disintegrating into a puddle of super-aids :smilie4:

[Cheese]

Hookers blow.

[Carcinus]

I prefer to harness the intrinsic energy contained within hookers for Biofuel. I can run an entire fleet of milkfloats for a month on just one skinny example. People need milk, right?Indeed they do.

I also find that dead hookers make for excellent draft excluders.

This way I'm nice and warm whilst watching TV and I'm being fuel efficient - if you embalm them first, they last longer before disintegrating into a puddle of super-aids :smilie4:

Tip of the Week: Tuck a dead hooker under your bedsheets before you retire to bed on a cold night. Your sheets will be nice and warm when you get in.

I'm winning a tenner from the tips page in "Take a Break" for certain.

[DorisInsinuate]

Once I had this hooker, she's now dead, but she was like,

"I need my pay, please, I need my pay, oh dear God, I need some fucking money or those men will kill my children."

I was all like,

"Shut the fuck up, biatch, or you'll be a dead hooker. I, I, I, always talking about I."

Then I stuck a needle, I was using for heroin, in her eye, biatch.

[Cheese]

For my North and South essay I am putting in a reference about how what happens to the heroine of the story is awfully similar to what happened to a hooker in the same period of history.

"Yeah, great she's a feminist heroine but she still sucks cock for money."

Will most likely be in my conclusion.

[scribblec]

Hookers blow.

literally.

[Snee]

Hookers blow.

literally.
Rly?

[GreyBear]

Hookers blow.

Only if you pay them;)

[Tempestv]

Hookers blow.

Only if you pay them;)

ya, and they get really pissed off if you tell them you are going to pay and don't ... don't know why...

[DorisInsinuate]

Hookers blow.

Only if you pay them;)
Yes. Hookers also let you have sex with them if you pay the appriopiate amount.

Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.

For example, I can exchange a pound for a bag of Haribo Tangfastics at the local shoppe.

[GreyBear]

Only if you pay them;)

ya, and they get really pissed off if you tell them you are going to pay and don't ... don't know why...

One of those things I guess

[Cheese]

Next week on "State the Fuckin' Obvious" we'll be discussing being arrested for murder and fire burns, ouch! Tune in.

[Snee]

I only use prekilled hookers.

That's more humane.

[Carcinus]

I only use prekilled hookers.

That's more humane.

Prekilled=Ghey.

Still wiggling FTW!!!

[Tempestv]

I only use prekilled hookers.

That's more humane.

Necrophilia- yuck

[DorisInsinuate]

I only use prekilled hookers.

That's more humane.

Necrophilia- yuck
Oh yeah, and also, having sex with corpses is disgusting.