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[JPaul]

Could you beat in a fight.

I think I could take The. In a square go, like.

[Cheese]

I could beat you all to be honest. We could have a Royal Rumble-like event which I would win to become FST Champion of the World.

[DorisInsinuate]

I could easily beat up anyone shorter than four feet.

[JPaul]

I could beat you all to be honest. We could have a Royal Rumble-like event which I would win to become FST Champion of the World.
You don't get a title for winning a Royal Rumble match, you just get a title shot, arse.

God, I wish you would think things thro' sometimes.

You're getting re-smited as soon as.

[Cheese]

I could beat you all to be honest. We could have a Royal Rumble-like event which I would win to become FST Champion of the World. You don't get a title for winning a Royal Rumble match, you just get a title shot, arse.

God, I wish you would think things thro' sometimes.

You're getting re-smited as soon as.
True 'dat.

Okay, I would go on to headline FSTMania facing the Manker Miner and J2BK in a triple-threat match. Which I would win after a botched run in by tag-team Common Sense (Hobbes and Busyman).

[JPaul]

You don't get a title for winning a Royal Rumble match, you just get a title shot, arse.

God, I wish you would think things thro' sometimes.

You're getting re-smited as soon as.

True 'dat.

Okay, I would go on to headline FSTMania facing the Manker Miner and J2BK in a triple-threat match, Which I would win
See, now you're talking sense.

Cancel the re-smite threat.

[manker]

I could beat up anyone who owns a gun because gun owners are puny, scardy cat nancy boys. Fact.

In other, less obvious, news; I could beat up all the English people on the forum because their genetic make-up is inferior to that of the Welsh.

I don't think I could beat up Spider dude because he looks about eight foot tall and he once wrote that he beat up a gypsy :smilie4:

[Busyman]

I could beat up anyone who owns a gun because gun owners are puny, scardy cat nancy boys. Fact.
/me gets rid of guns por el momento. :shifty:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I could take Busyman, because I would come equipped with enough watermelon and grape drink to keep him distracted. That's right suckas, grape drink not grape juice. The ingrediants consist of water, sugar and purple. Thats right, water, sugar and the color purple.

[Busyman]

I could take Busyman, because I would come equipped with enough watermelon and grape drink to keep him distracted. That's right suckas, grape drink not grape juice. The ingrediants consist of water, sugar and purple. Thats right, water, sugar and the color purple.
I don't understand. Really.:blink:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

See, it's working already!

[Busyman]

See, it's working already!
misunderstand equals distraction

Texas/blue-eyedDevil/rock music

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Texas/Devil/rock music.....

Yes believe it or not, not all Texans listen to country music, just like i am sure there are one or two people in DC who don't listen to gansta rap and sit around drawing welfare checks and smoking weed trying to figure out how to get with them white hoes.

[manker]

I've looked at it a few times now and I still don't understand why Busyman wants to get rid of his guns for a moment :dabs:

[Busyman]

I've looked at it a few times now and I still don't understand why Busyman wants to get rid of his guns for a moment :dabs:
Whilst mank stands around confused,

/me hits the bank teller, manker, in the neck to set the match off!

misunderstanding now conveniently = distraction

[Busyman]

Texas/Devil/rock music.....

Yes believe it or not, not all Texans listen to country music, just like i am sure there are one or two people in DC who don't listen to gansta rap and sit around drawing welfare checks and smoking weed trying to figure out how to get with them white hoes.
Good, good. Glad you figured that out.:happy:

A lot of Texans listen to country music?:unsure:

[manker]

I've looked at it a few times now and I still don't understand why Busyman wants to get rid of his guns for a moment :dabs:
Whilst mank stands around confused,

*Busyman hits the bank teller, manker, in the neck to set the match off!

misunderstanding now conveniently = distractionHad I stooped to pick up a pound coin, in order for you to be able to reach my neck.

If that really happened, I'd cuff you, good naturedly, across the back of your head while chuckling at your impudence :happy:

[GepperRankins]

Texas/Devil/rock music.....

Yes believe it or not, not all Texans listen to country music, just like i am sure there are one or two people in DC who don't listen to gansta rap and sit around drawing welfare checks and smoking weed trying to figure out how to get with them white hoes.
Good, good. Glad you figured that out.:happy:

A lot of Texans listen to country music?:unsure:
every single on of um

[JPaul]

I've looked at it a few times now and I still don't understand why Busyman wants to get rid of his guns for a moment :dabs:
Whilst mank stands around confused,

/me hits the bank teller, manker, in the neck to set the match off!

misunderstanding now conveniently = distraction
Bank Clerk, not bank teller.

Flippin' hell, it's bad enough for the guy.

[Busyman]

Whilst mank stands around confused,

*Busyman hits the bank teller, manker, in the neck to set the match off!

misunderstanding now conveniently = distractionHad I stooped to pick up a pound coin, in order for you to be able to reach my neck.

If that really happened, I'd cuff you, good naturedly, across the back of your head while chuckling at your impudence :happy:
/me , with a cuff around his neck, beats the shit out of manker the bank teller's knees, throws somore coins down, then hits him in the neck again FTW!!

Match over. Goes to renew gun ownership.

[GepperRankins]

Could you beat in a fight.

I think I could take The. In a square go, like.
i'd let you bounce off some ropes and slap my shoulder, then i'd punch you in the face :dabs:

[manker]

Don't you start hitting me in the neck too, Jocko!

Any good natured response is entirely dependent on whether or not my antagonist is of minuscule proportions.

[JPaul]

Could you beat in a fight.

I think I could take The. In a square go, like.
i'd let you bounce off some ropes and slap my shoulder, then i'd punch you in the face :dabs:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GepperRankins]

i'd let you bounce off some ropes and slap my shoulder, then i'd punch you in the face :dabs:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.chameleon-web.co.uk/photography/handbag.jpg

[JPaul]

Don't you start hitting me in the neck too, Jocko!

Any good natured response is entirely dependent on whether or not my antagonist is of minuscule proportions.
Feck that, I'm picking up the coins that The Busboy scattered around.

[manker]

Anyway, enough talk of who I can beat up - I'm off out at around seven and I haven't even straightened my hair yet.

Lata, chaps.

[GepperRankins]

Don't you start hitting me in the neck too, Jocko!

Any good natured response is entirely dependent on whether or not my antagonist is of minuscule proportions.
Feck that, I'm picking up the coins that The Busboy scattered around.
for a second i had this theory that you were manker, but nope you really are scotch

[JPaul]

Anyway, enough talk of who I can beat up - I'm off out at around seven and I haven't even straightened my hair yet.

Lata, chaps.
Enjoy yourself, cruising the gay bars of Cardiff in your hairdresser's car and sipping Babycham, 9 before 9.

[Gripper]

:w00t: BRING IT ON:stars:

[manker]

Anyway, enough talk of who I can beat up - I'm off out at around seven and I haven't even straightened my hair yet.

Lata, chaps.
Enjoy yourself, cruising the gay bars of Cardiff in your hairdresser's car and sipping Babycham, 9 before 9.:kiss:

[JPaul]

Enjoy yourself, cruising the gay bars of Cardiff in your hairdresser's car and sipping Babycham, 9 before 9.:kiss:
:bye:

[Proper Bo]

I could beat you all in a fight:snooty:

[DorisInsinuate]

I could beat you all off in a fight.

[Gripper]

I could beat you all off in a fight.
I'd stand still and let ya:naughty:

[100%]

has the words "beat you off all"
been mentioned in this thread

[Lilmiss]

I imagine Daveish, Zigs, Baz, Azz and the lol boys would be easy enough to thrash.
The rest of you may be a tad more difficult though. :unsure:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

lilmiss, you need to add these guys to your siggy....

http://www.street-dogs.com

Edit...whoops i see you have, never mind then, back to the back.

[Lilmiss]

heh heh. :smug:



Street Dogs is a punk rock band hailing from Boston, Massachusetts. The lead singer is Mike McColgan, former lead singer of Dropkick Murphys.

In 1998, McColgan left Dropkick Murphys, after releasing their first full-length record, Do or Die, to pursue a life-long dream of becoming a firefighter for the Boston Fire Department. Street Dogs formed in 2002 after McColgan decided he could no longer stay away from music. :happy:

[ziggyjuarez]

Dave - I've seen him and hes kinda nerdy and skinny
maker - from the TB head thread he looks chubby and looks like hes got a weak chin
Most if not all the girls

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I had no idea about them being around, (age makes you lose track sometimes, hehe) but I just saw them the other night. And suprise, surprise, DK plays on the 10th! woot! with sick off it all and the horrorpops! fun fun fun!

[Lilmiss]

I had no idea about them being around, (age makes you lose track sometimes, hehe) but I just saw them the other night. And suprise, surprise, DK plays on the 10th! woot! with sick off it all and the horrorpops! fun fun fun!

You have no idea how jealous you've just made me.
Now I could quite easily kick your arse too. :lookaroun

Bet all 3 of those band will rawk! It's so unfair.
I want a detailed review, inc.tracks, no later than the 11th.



I'm ignoring Ziggy's comment as I classify as a bitch, therefore it doesn'y apply to me. :happy:

[j2k4]

I could take Busyman, because I would come equipped with enough watermelon and grape drink to keep him distracted. That's right suckas, grape drink not grape juice. The ingrediants consist of water, sugar and purple. Thats right, water, sugar and the color purple.
I don't understand. Really.:blink:

Think Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle, to be precise.

Some black fella you are...:whistling

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Think Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle, to be precise.

Some black fella you are...:whistling

Juice?!? WTF is juice?!?!

[Busyman]

I don't understand. Really.:blink:

Think Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle, to be precise.

Some black fella you are...:whistling
Oh you mean the rock music loving blue-eyed Devil was making a racial joke.

I understand now and am totally surprised.

[JPaul]

I could take any American in a square go.

FFS they can't even beat a slapper.

[j2k4]

I could take any American in a square go.

FFS they can't even beat a slapper.

You must be kidding.

We have a mesomorph with bad knees, you know.

He's built for the "square go", as you put it.

I myself haven't been called upon to quell a disturbance in quite some time, but I haven't forgotten how. :P

[Spider_dude]

pretty much all of you

[JPaul]

pretty much all of you
You're a big lad, but everyone from Edinburgh is a homersexual and as such is pish at fighting.

So you could beat the Americans and Canadians .... and possibly Yogi, but that's it.

[Busyman]

I could take any American in a square go.

FFS they can't even beat a slapper.

You must be kidding.

We have a mesomorph with bad knees, you know.

He's built for the "square go", as you put it.

I myself haven't been called upon to quell a disturbance in quite some time, but I haven't forgotten how. :P
My knees are just fine. :snooty:

I can slap too. Ya get slapped enough (like Lacy) you go fall down boom.

[JPaul]

Calzaghe cheated tho'. He used both hands this time.

[j2k4]

My knees are just fine. :snooty:


Lucky you.

Doesn't matter, though; I don't slap/cuff/punch/destroy things with my knees. ;)

[j2k4]

Calzaghe cheated tho'. He used both hands this time.

Right thread? :huh:

[Busyman]

My knees are just fine. :snooty:


Lucky you.

Doesn't matter, though; I don't slap/cuff/punch/destroy things with my knees. ;)
Eh? Um...ok...great.

[JPaul]

Calzaghe cheated tho'. He used both hands this time.

Right thread? :huh:
Nazi.

I shall post of this victory in many and varied places.

Lest ye forget.

[j2k4]

Right thread? :huh:
Nazi.

I shall post of this victory in many and varied places.

Lest ye forget.

I was merely attempting to assess your latent senility.

I shant forget what young Joe did, believe me. ;)

[JPaul]

Nazi.

I shall post of this victory in many and varied places.

Lest ye forget.

I was merely attempting to assess your latent senility.


Ten past seven, I trust you are also well.