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JPaul
03-07-2006, 09:46 PM
The Villareal goalkeeper has just been shot in the face with a bazooka.

I assume that's what happened, coz that's how badly injured he appears to be. Strange how there's no blood or scars.

Oh wait, he's up.
DorisInsinuate
03-07-2006, 09:48 PM
Glag.

Very vivid description.
GepperRankins
03-07-2006, 09:48 PM
imagine if footballers had a WWE style royal rumble. it'd last about a second :dabs:
Proper Bo
03-07-2006, 09:51 PM
The Villareal goalkeeper has just been shot in the face with a bazooka.

I assume that's what happened, coz that's how badly injured he appears to be. Strange how there's no blood or scars.

Oh wait, he's up.

He's not the fake ronaldo* is he?:unsure:

(*aka christiano ronaldo)
JPaul
03-07-2006, 09:54 PM
Kerry Akis just kung fued a bloke on the shnoz.

This might kill a few hours.

Oh wait, he's up.
JPaul
03-07-2006, 09:57 PM
Keeper's down again.

Sniper in the stand, must be.
maebach
03-07-2006, 09:59 PM
imagine if footballers had a WWE style royal rumble. it'd last about a second :dabs:

:lol: :lol:

true
JPaul
03-07-2006, 10:00 PM
imagine if footballers had a WWE style royal rumble. it'd last about a second :dabs:
That's pish, they don't all go in at the same time in a Royal Rumble.
Proper Bo
03-07-2006, 10:03 PM
imagine if footballers had a WWE style royal rumble. it'd last about a second :dabs: That's pish, they don't all go in at the same time in a Royal Rumble.

That would sound rly ghey if one didn't know what a "royal rumble" was:ermm:
JPaul
03-07-2006, 10:48 PM
That's pish, they don't all go in at the same time in a Royal Rumble.

That would sound rly ghey if one didn't know what a "royal rumble" was:ermm:
Homophobe
manker
03-07-2006, 11:37 PM
:aids :no:

You might wonder whyt I sadi that but I've seen a rhoyal rhumble. Ant and dec did it first. It's the gheyest thing in the world apart from shagging your dad.
Proper Bo
03-07-2006, 11:51 PM
antand dec invented the royal rumble?!:shocked:

was it to plug their hit song?:smilie4:
manker
03-07-2006, 11:53 PM
antand dec invented the royal rumble?!:shocked:

was it to plug their hit song?:smilie4:
Bo watched it! :o

:aids :no:







If it was me shagging him, Id' puit three condomns on. Fact.
Proper Bo
03-07-2006, 11:55 PM
antand dec invented the royal rumble?!:shocked:

was it to plug their hit song?:smilie4: Bo watched it! :o

:aids :no:







If it was me shagging him, Id' puit three condomns on. Fact.
too try and make it look bigger?:dabs:





edit:watch what?
DorisInsinuate
03-08-2006, 12:18 AM
Lets get ready to Rhumble,

Watch us wreck the mic,
Watch us wreck the mic ... Psyche!
Santa
03-08-2006, 09:30 AM
landmines would add some thrill to the game.