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ziggyjuarez
03-08-2006, 06:03 PM
get on msn.

manker
03-08-2006, 06:04 PM
Doubt he will - he thinks you're a dick :dabs:

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2006, 06:15 PM
20% of my body is but for the most part no.

manker
03-08-2006, 06:18 PM
Is Dave speaking the truth when he says his is lyke double the size of yours?

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2006, 06:19 PM
I have no information on the information of his size.

manker
03-08-2006, 06:21 PM
He once posted that it was 8 inches long - but that he wasn't insecure enough to measure it.

So, yeah, I don't know how he came to that conclusion.

Carcinus
03-08-2006, 06:24 PM
8 inches as measured by a man = 5.26 inches as measured by a woman with an accurate tapemeasure.

Fact

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2006, 06:26 PM
Spider_dude is missing out on all the cawlk talk.
Or was that your plan all along manker?
Lure him in with the cawlk.

enoughfakefiles
03-08-2006, 06:31 PM
8 inches as measured by a man = 5.26 inches as measured by a woman with an accurate tapemeasure.

Fact

Women have small hands anyway.

Fact.

manker
03-08-2006, 06:33 PM
8 inches as measured by a man = 5.26 inches as measured by a woman with an accurate tapemeasure.

FactYeah but women are evil. Fact.

Can't do without 'em tho :dabs:

enoughfakefiles
03-08-2006, 06:34 PM
Can't do without 'em tho :dabs:

Buy more plates :smilie4:

manker
03-08-2006, 06:36 PM
Can't do without 'em tho :dabs:

Buy more plates :smilie4:
I thought you lived with your Mam :smilie4:

Just remember get some extra tissues (or socks if you're posh) the next time you go to Somerfield and you're laughing, mate.

enoughfakefiles
03-08-2006, 06:38 PM
Buy more plates :smilie4:
I thought you lived with your Mam :smilie4:

Just remember get some extra tissues (or socks if you're posh) the next time you go to Somerfield and you're laughing, mate.

Do they get plates cleaner :unsure:

manker
03-08-2006, 06:40 PM
Paper plates and plastic cutlery - ftw :smilie4:

Carcinus
03-08-2006, 06:55 PM
8 inches as measured by a man = 5.26 inches as measured by a woman with an accurate tapemeasure.

Fact

Women have small hands anyway.

Fact.


Small hands makes the under-endowed look better.

Fact

Carcinus
03-08-2006, 06:56 PM
Paper plates and plastic cutlery - ftw :smilie4:


I'm not allowed any real plates. :greek: :dry:

Spider_dude
03-08-2006, 07:02 PM
ive en on msn for the whole day.

enoughfakefiles
03-08-2006, 07:02 PM
Women have small hands anyway.

Fact.


Small hands makes the under-endowed look better.

Fact

rly.

Does cheese agree :pinch:

Carcinus
03-08-2006, 07:03 PM
Small hands makes the under-endowed look better.

Fact

rly.

Does cheese agree :pinch:

He doesn't need to. :O

Spider_dude
03-08-2006, 07:04 PM
i heard cheese has big hands and a small cawk made of plastic.

manker
03-08-2006, 07:06 PM
Yeah, so anyway. I kinda suggested - quietly - that my missus should make an ID and post on this forum.

She said that she wasn't arsed and never has.

I think I'll keep it that way - you lot are wankers :D

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2006, 07:08 PM
get her voice on the mic

Carcinus
03-08-2006, 07:09 PM
Might be a good idea, these poor chaps would never know what hit them if she did! :lol:

I kinda expected a certain amount of mud-slinging 'tho. :dry:

Mr. Mulder
03-08-2006, 07:09 PM
Yeah, so anyway. I kinda suggested - quietly - that my missus should make an ID and post on this forum.

She said that she wasn't arsed and never has.

I think I'll keep it that way - you lot are wankers :D
you should get her to join, we wouldn't send her filthy pm's or anything.

enoughfakefiles
03-08-2006, 07:10 PM
I think I'll keep it that way - you lot are wankers :D

*glag

manker
03-08-2006, 07:10 PM
get her voice on the micUse empornium, weirdo.

JPaul
03-08-2006, 07:17 PM
get her voice on the micUse empornium, weirdo.
What movie was she in, do you have a torrent.

manker
03-08-2006, 07:21 PM
Use empornium, weirdo.
What movie was she in, do you have a torrent.It was a solo performance - Bukkake Shenanigans Deep in the Wank-Pit.

She did the voice over - Busy's was too high pitched.

JPaul
03-08-2006, 07:23 PM
What movie was she in, do you have a torrent.It was a solo performance - Bukkake Shenanigans Deep in the Wank-Pit.

She did the voice over - Busy's was too high pitched.
:lol: irl

Mrs manker has the voice of a black, male, midget, masturbating.

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2006, 07:26 PM
wow 500 leechers

Spider_dude
03-08-2006, 07:36 PM
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