Worst Way To Die

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

GRANGEVILLE, Calif. - A dairy worker and his 8-year-old son died in a manure pit on the farm where they lived, authorities said Tuesday.

Luis Gutierrez, 27, and Luis Armando Gutierrez went to feed calves Saturday night and apparently stumbled upon the manure pit in the dark, investigators said.

Footsteps near the edge of the 10-foot deep pit seem to suggest one of them fell in, said Kings County Sheriff Allan McClain.

“We could see the dad seemed to be doing what he could to reach his son,” McClain said. “But this stuff ... if you step in, it sucks you in.”

When Gutierrez and his son didn’t return, family members called the dairy’s owners and the sheriff’s department for help.

Investigators found Luis Gutierrez’s stalled pickup with its hood up. They said the Gutierrezes probably got out of the truck and tried to take a shortcut home.

The dairy’s owners dredged the cement-lined holding pond that collects rainwater and manure running from the farm, and the bodies were pulled from it early Sunday, McClain said.

The 9-year-old was the oldest of four children Luis Gutierrez had with his 22-year-old wife, Maria.

The county coroner is still working on the autopsy, but investigators don’t suspect foul play. McClain said the pair may have drowned in the thick, foul-smelling sludge. It’s also possible they were overwhelmed with noxious gases emanating from the mixture.

The state’s workplace safety office is investigating the incident, Cal-OSHA spokesman Dean Fryer said.

...........The 9-year-old was the oldest of four children Luis Gutierrez had with his 22-year-old wife, Maria.......damn......

[manker]

...........The 9-year-old was the oldest of four children Luis Gutierrez had with his 22-year-old wife, Maria.......damn......The article said he was eight a couple of paragraphs previous. Also, the 'foul' references in one of the sentences seems a bit off.

Hoax :dabs:

[Cheese]

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[ziggyjuarez]

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[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

racists

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[Santa]

Worst way to die = Working an underpaid job as a miner in mexico, the roof collapse and you are around 40 meters down.
Mexico mine rescue is abandoned (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4751764.stm)

[Gripper]

Bored to death on a forum:(

[Buffalo]

Death phone electrocution phenomenon

[Carcinus]

Falling between a moving train and the platform. Your lower half spins round and round and round and mangles your guts but doesn't detach coz of the train. Apparently there is time to give you the last rites and your loved ones be called before they push the train off you, your inards fall out, and you die.

Saw this on a programme about New York Cops when I was about 14, and have never fortgotten it.

[Cheese]

Falling between a moving train and the platform. Your lower half spins round and round and round and mangles your guts but doesn't detach coz of the train. Apparently there is time to give you the last rites and your loved ones be called before they push the train off you, your inards fall out, and you die.

Saw this on a programme about New York Cops when I was about 14, and have never fortgotten it.

Fuck me, capital punishment is vicious in New York.

[DorisInsinuate]

...........The 9-year-old was the oldest of four children Luis Gutierrez had with his 22-year-old wife, Maria.......damn......The article said he was eight a couple of paragraphs previous. Also, the 'foul' references in one of the sentences seems a bit off.

Hoax :dabs:
Maybe it was his birthday, you heartless bastard, heartlessnker.

[Carcinus]

They had film of the poor fucker saying he knew he was going to die as soon as the train was removed, but that he was glad he got to say goodbye. Fuck that!!!

[Tempestv]

Carcinus, gotta agree with you. that or being quartered

[Cheese]

They had film of the poor fucker saying he knew he was going to die as soon as the train was removed, but that he was glad he got to say goodbye. Fuck that!!!
Sounds kind of nice to me, he got to say goodbye at least. What did he do? Purse snatching? Jaywalking? Whistling in a non-whistling zone?

[Carcinus]

They had film of the poor fucker saying he knew he was going to die as soon as the train was removed, but that he was glad he got to say goodbye. Fuck that!!!
Sounds kind of nice to me, he got to say goodbye at least. What did he do? Purse snatching? Jaywalking? Whistling in a non-whistling zone?


Gum. He spat Gum....

Nice in the way that it was painless because his nerves were destroyed, but personally I'd prefer to OD in my sleep rather than that.

[manker]

Nice in the way that it was painless because his nerves were destroyed, but personally I'd prefer to OD in my sleep rather than that.I've been summoned to bed -- but how the feck does that work :blink:

Shock may render the situation painless but I'm confused about the nerve destroying thang.

Please remember in your answer that I am a mere bank clerk and the workings of a human body are a complete mystery to me.

Edit: Apart from women's bodies :ermm:

[Carcinus]

Nice in the way that it was painless because his nerves were destroyed, but personally I'd prefer to OD in my sleep rather than that.I've been summoned to bed -- but how the feck does that work :blink:

Shock may render the situation painless but I'm confused about the nerve destroying thang.

Please remember in your answer that I am a mere bank clerk and the workings of a human body are a complete mystery to me.

Edit: Apart from women's bodies :ermm:


Fall between a moving train and a platform, your upper body remains fine, your lower body spins, destroying all your internal organs, and your lower spinal column. Due to the weird vortex created by the moving train, your lower body doesn't fall away till the train is removed, and because your spinal column is intact, and you can't feel the pain, you are fully aware of whats going on. See why I've never forgotten that? :sick:

[BrolyBoo]

the worst way to dieeeeeeeeeeeee hmm

for me? analed by 10 guys, and i just die for the shock

[enoughfakefiles]

the worst way to dieeeeeeeeeeeee hmm

for me? analed by 10 guys, and i just die for the shock

Would it be OK if it was 9 :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

what about that whilst being on fire, and someone sanding your nipples? I'm pretty sure that would be worse, you didn't think that post through:dabs:

[DorisInsinuate]

what about that whilst being on fire, and someone sanding your nipples? I'm pretty sure that would be worse, you didn't think that post through:dabs:
or how about, analed by 10 guys, whilst being on fire, someone sanding your nipples, and having your nuts chewed on by a very short lady, and dying from shock.

[BrolyBoo]

HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*REMAKE*

my worst way to diee

my comp falls on my wang while playing cod2

[MCHeshPants420]

24 spoiler below about Tony Almeida getting killed in episode 05x13 of 24 with a syringe by Robocop. Read at your own discretion.

Tony Almeida's death in 24. Pretty lame, five seasons and he gets that?!?

[j2k4]

Please remember in your answer that I am a mere bank clerk and the workings of a human body are a complete mystery to me.

Edit: Apart from women's bodies :ermm:

Really in touch with yourself, huh?

[Buffalo]

100 Beer Enimas ~ As seen on Dirty Sanchez :lol:

That was so wrong!

[manker]

Please remember in your answer that I am a mere bank clerk and the workings of a human body are a complete mystery to me.

Edit: Apart from women's bodies :ermm:

Really in touch with yourself, huh?Not at the moment, no.

Is this your not-so subtle way of asking me to put my webcam on.

Perv.

[enoughfakefiles]

Really in touch with yourself, huh?Not at the moment, no.

Is this your not-so subtle way of asking me to put my webcam on.

Perv.

Some people lyke the desciptions better :smilie4:

[manker]

Perv :ermm:

[j2k4]

Perv :unsure:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

the worst way to dieeeeeeeeeeeee hmm

for me? analed by 10 guys, and i just die for the shock

The shock that you were able to take being anally raped by 10 guys?

[Seedler]

the worst way to dieeeeeeeeeeeee hmm

for me? analed by 10 guys, and i just die for the shock

The shock that you were able to take being anally raped by 10 guys?

I think he meant the shock from the prior knowledge of his fate...

wait, he said for the shock, so he's saying that he would enjoy it? Maybe he overjoys and that's what kills him.

[Wolfmight]

overwhelmed with noxious gases emanating from the mixture
:shit: :fear: :fear: :shit: