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Spider_dude
03-10-2006, 02:57 PM
by box i mean cunt.
GepperRankins
03-10-2006, 02:59 PM
:lol:


/modulated
Mr. Mulder
03-10-2006, 02:59 PM
rolf!
manker
03-10-2006, 03:00 PM
:glag: :earl:
Spider_dude
03-10-2006, 03:05 PM
i bet i get moderated for this, sara if you are reading this please note it is all in jest.
GepperRankins
03-10-2006, 03:06 PM
ingest?
sArA
03-10-2006, 03:06 PM
Bad, bad, naughty spidey..... :nono:
manker
03-10-2006, 03:06 PM
:lol:

Opened the thread and rolfed again.

http://www.monochrom.at/eloquence/img/b3ta/rolf.gif
Busyman
03-10-2006, 03:20 PM
by box i mean cunt.
I'll be out in a hour, jeez.:dry:
Buffalo
03-10-2006, 03:21 PM
Nice one! :lol:

And a nice box!!!
Virtualbody1234
03-10-2006, 03:23 PM
Hey! It's sArA not SaRa. :angry:
twisterX
03-10-2006, 03:24 PM
:lol: So who filled it up. :mellow:

WHERES MANKER!!
manker
03-10-2006, 03:27 PM
:lol: So who filled it up. :mellow:

WHERES MANKER!!Feck off, I wouldn't fill it up.

Busy strapped a Ford Cortina to his back the last time he tried, but still had to tie himself to the bed post :smilie4:
Buffalo
03-10-2006, 03:29 PM
:lol: was it a Mark 3?
manker
03-10-2006, 03:30 PM
:lol: was it a Mark 3?
Yep. Spoilers and everything.
Spider_dude
03-10-2006, 03:30 PM
and a big chavved up bohr exhaust
Buffalo
03-10-2006, 03:31 PM
fucking hell, that's one big motor!
manker
03-10-2006, 03:34 PM
fucking hell, that's one big motor!Yeah. Not big enough, tho'.

Going down on Sara is like being lost in the Delta-quadrant.
Biggles
03-10-2006, 03:35 PM
:lol:

The only thing that is going to get boxed is Spider's ears.
Buffalo
03-10-2006, 03:36 PM
:lol: Not quite deep space Nine then! :(
manker
03-10-2006, 03:36 PM
:lol:

The only thing that is going to get boxed is Spider's ears.And his neck, his shoulders, hips ... .
Buffalo
03-10-2006, 03:37 PM
Did he have his socks still on?

:lol:
manker
03-10-2006, 03:41 PM
Sara's fanny is so big that Busyman took one look and said 'Feck, that's the biggest I've ever seen. It's absolutely massive. Seriously, it's the biggest I've ever seen'.

Sara was a little hurt and said he didn't have to keep reiterating it.

Busyman replied; "I'm sure I only said it once, once once once ..."
Barbarossa
03-10-2006, 03:41 PM
fucking hell, that's one big motor!Yeah. Not big enough, tho'.

Going down on Sara is like being lost in the Delta-quadrant.

One presumes then you can get back out through a wormhole? :pinch:
manker
03-10-2006, 03:46 PM
Hurt by all the remarks, Sara goes home and sets her dressing mirror down on the floor, straddling it, she peers down to see if it really is all that big.

Her boyfriend comes into the room and enquires what she's doing.

'Ermm, learning a new dance'

'Well, be careful, there's a fecking great hole in the floor'.
GepperRankins
03-10-2006, 03:53 PM
i've heard better from vidcc
Barbarossa
03-10-2006, 04:09 PM
sArA walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off these huge size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and that too is sucked in. He puts his face down between her legs to get a better look and HE gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.

"Is someone else in here?" he asks.

"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.

"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.

"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."
Busyman
03-10-2006, 04:15 PM
sArA walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off these huge size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and that too is sucked in. He puts his face down between her legs to get a better look and HE gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.

"Is someone else in here?" he asks.

"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.

"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.

"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."
:lol: :lol: :lol: that made me chuckle irl.
DanB
03-10-2006, 06:02 PM
:glag:
manker
03-10-2006, 06:05 PM
Back.

Why was Sara never a cheerleader? Because everytime she did the splits, she stuck to the floor of the gym.
JPaul
03-10-2006, 07:54 PM
Sorry, I must have walked into primary seven by mistake.
manker
03-10-2006, 08:10 PM
Things be rough in Scotchland - I'm (badly) recalling jokes from comprehensive school :smilie4:
JPaul
03-10-2006, 08:11 PM
Things be rough in Scotchland - I'm (badly) recalling jokes from comprehensive school :smilie4:
Grammer School, Shirley.
Gripper
03-11-2006, 08:54 AM
I thought them was saddle bags on her motorbike