Fanny Jokes

[JPaul]

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/fanny.jpg

[manker]

A million quid for being taken the piss out of.

Feck's sake, The would be a brazilianaire by now.

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

[JPaul]

A million quid for being taken the piss out of.

Feck's sake, The would be a brazilianaire by now.
:lol:

Good man, that's two Fanny Jokes now.

[Virtualbody1234]

£1 million in Miami, Florida?

I would have thought it would be for US dollars.

[JPaul]

£1 million in Miami, Florida?

I would have thought it would be for US dollars.
Maybe it's a joke, Fanny.

[manker]

£1 million in Miami, Florida?

I would have thought it would be for US dollars.Not being a snob, but that looks like news reporting for spastics.

The style suggests it's the Daily Sport, so its readers don't understand that other countries use different currencies.

[Virtualbody1234]

£1 million in Miami, Florida?

I would have thought it would be for US dollars.
Maybe it's a joke, Fanny.
JPaul, I ask you to stop calling me names.

[JPaul]

fanny batter n. Crusty residue found on a hairy pie (qv).

http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/f.htm

[manker]

Not spastics, differently brain-abled :dabs:

[JPaul]

Maybe it's a joke, Fanny.
JPaul, I ask you to stop calling me names.
Hokey cokey, diddums.

[manker]

Maybe it's a joke, Fanny.
JPaul, I ask you to stop calling me names.Those italics aren't going to hide the appalling grammar.

Especially now I've quoted it :smilie4:

[Virtualbody1234]

JPaul, I ask you to stop calling me names.
Hokey cokey, diddums.
Perhaps you could repost in English?

[JPaul]

Hokey cokey, diddums.
Perhaps you could repost in English?
Willdo, spunky.

[manker]

Anyway, you started it.

Unless Virtualbody1234 is your real name :smilie4:

[Virtualbody1234]

What's your problem JPaul? Why are you poking jabs at me?

[JPaul]

Anyway, you started it.

Unless Virtualbody1234 is your real name :smilie4:
I don't know what he's moaning about, it's not like I called him a tedious, predictable cunt or anything. Then he really would have something to moan about.

Some folk.

[manker]

VB, stop being so sensitive.

He called me a fanny two posts previous to when he called you it. It's just a joke. A bit of fun.

Lighten up :)

[JPaul]

What's your problem JPaul? Why are you poking jabs at me?
Coz' I think you're a swell guy.

Watch this.

mangep, you're a welsh, sheep shagging, gaylord.

Cheebus, you're a tax dodging wastrel.

Crab Girl, you have shite taste in men.

The, *.*

Need I go on.

[JPaul]

VB, stop being so sensitive.

He called me a fanny two posts previous to when he called you it. It's just a joke. A bit of fun.

Lighten up :)
Jinx

[Virtualbody1234]

Please stop.

I have been asking you nicely.

All you can do is continue to insult? Nice.

[manker]

Need I go on.Yep.

[JPaul]

He called me a fanny two posts previous to when he called you it. It's just a joke. A bit of fun.

Actually I was suggesting that your joke about The was a "Fanny Joke", but the point's still valid.

[manker]

Please stop.

I have been asking you nicely.

All you can do is continue to insult? Nice.Ask your pharmacizt for some primrose oil.

It does wonders for me Mam when it's her time.

[JPaul]

Please stop.

I have been asking you nicely.

All you can do is continue to insult Nice.

I quite like France, actualement.

Except Gwilliam, obviousement.

[manker]

He called me a fanny two posts previous to when he called you it. It's just a joke. A bit of fun.

Actually I was suggesting that your joke about The was a "Fanny Joke", but the point's still valid.I'm Welsh. My persecution complex is a massive albatross to bear.

Those bastard English linguistic charlatanistic cuntoids.

[JPaul]

Need I go on.Yep.

Busboy you're a thieving, internet fantasist.

No, wait, that one doesn't really work here.

[manker]

It's mixing metaphors night tonight, folks. Yessiree, Jack.

[Mr. Mulder]

Please stop.

I have been asking you nicely.

All you can do is continue to insult? Nice.Ask your pharmacizt for some primrose oil.

It does wonders for me Mam when it's her time.

went to primrose haven on holiday onice it flippen ownd bog sled n all :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

vb ftw :01:

[JPaul]

vb ftw :01:
Seconded.

[manker]

He does rawk the mostest :happy:

[GepperRankins]

why can't you just ignore it then cry yourself to sleep, like The?

[JPaul]

why can't you just ignore it then cry yourself to sleep, like The?
I feel her pain.

[manker]

why can't you just ignore it then cry yourself to sleep, like The?
Has Dave's younger sister beat him up and started using his ID on here again.

Poor The :no:

[GepperRankins]

The > you fags

[JPaul]

The > you. fags
It's Fact, the word is fact.

Deaf bar steward.

[NikkiD]

I got told off for using the word fanny not long ago. I didn't realize at the time that it meant something different in UK than it does here. :blushing:

[Guillaume]

Please stop.

I have been asking you nicely.

All you can do is continue to insult Nice.

I quite like France, actualement.

Except Gwilliam, obviousement.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, stop persecuting me, you Scottish penny-pincher. :cry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Has VB learnt how to rod :O

[manker]

Has VB learnt how to rod :OI doubt it, he's American.

They are genetically disinclined to understand the nuances involved with interweb fishery.

[enoughfakefiles]

Has VB learnt how to rod :OI doubt it, he's American.

They are genetically disinclined to understand the nuances involved with interweb fishery.

Agreed. Have you read the lost thread in the movie and tv section :dabs:

[manker]

Not recently. They never answer questions in that thread about whether there is a new episode or not :dabs:

[Cheese]

There's a good fanny joke on series five of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Basically it's the counter hand signal to a woman's small penis hand signal. I'd post a picture of this hand signal but I'm too lazy and drunk to Google.

[Spider_dude]

ah the mssive vag hand signal, curb is brilliant, best show on tv.

[ziggyjuarez]

what are you guys some kind of jokesters?