Manker

[Cheese]

your gunna git beat :01:

Please note that I am not referring to the NUFC/Man Utd game I am actually threatening manker with a punching.

C'mon teh toon :whistling

[JPaul]

Nah, I think manker could beat you in a fight. If it was today.

[Proper Bo]

Mark Knopfler - Local Hero :happy:

Us>them
fact.

We are the geordieeesss
the geordie boot boys
etc.

[manker]

Nah, I think manker could beat you in a fight.I pwned him at arm-wrestling, so probably.

Chebus, did I phone your missus last night? If so, please pass on my apologies. I seem to have phoned everyone in my phone's memory.

It's the day for me to be apologetic - and I've not even talked to anyone earl yet (apart from teh missus, who I've also apologised to).

United will win 3-1 and Ronaldo will score twice :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Nah, I think manker could beat you in a fight.I pwned him at arm-wrestling, so probably.


Gaylord Bank Clerk v Tax Dodging Poet.

Why didn't SKY Sport cover that one. :blink:

[Proper Bo]

glowhead vs short welshman in a babycham and shandy fuelled matchup:smilie4:

[manker]

I pwned him at arm-wrestling, so probably.


Gaylord Bank Clerk v Tax Dodging Poet.

Why didn't SKY Sport cover that one. :blink:
I tried to negotiate terms with them but Cheese was too busy shouting at foreign exchange students and waving his arms about to sign t'papers :dabs:

[JPaul]

glowhead vs short welshman in a babycham and shandy fuelled matchup:smilie4:
:lol: :lol: :earl:

Maybe the highlights will be on Bravo.

[JPaul]

Gaylord Bank Clerk v Tax Dodging Poet.

Why didn't SKY Sport cover that one. :blink:
I tried to negotiate terms with them but Cheese was too busy shouting at foreign exchange students and waving his arms about to sign t'papers :dabs:
That's his story. I think he knew you would pwn his bicep and didn't want it broadcast to the nation.

[Cheese]

I'd win if it was an internet freestyle rap contest.

Laters. Some of us have to go to work to read the sunday papers and drink coffee. I shall be attempting to retune "Spar Radio" to the footie.

[manker]

Just took two Anadin Extra tablets without water (cos I'm a double hard bar-steward) and now they're stuck in my throat.

It hurts :cry:

[manker]

I'd win if it was an internet freetyle rap contest.Dave > you.

http://media.putfile.com/TheDave---jiggy-you-got-black-cargo_1_5_200618_33_33

[Proper Bo]

I'd win if it was an internet freestyle rap contest.


Couldn't beat me, I pwned The, and i'd do it again:smilie4:

[NikkiD]

Just took two Anadin Extra tablets without water (cos I'm a double hard bar-steward) and now they're stuck in my throat.

It hurts :cry:

If the whim strikes you to take them dry and chew them, seek professional help. :shining:

[JPaul]

Just took two Anadin Extra tablets without water (cos I'm a double hard bar-steward) and now they're stuck in my throat.

It hurts :cry:

If the whim strikes you to take them dry and chew them,
That came across (ooer missus) quite sexily. Must just have been the way you said it.

[Proper Bo]

Just took two Anadin Extra tablets without water (cos I'm a double hard bar-steward) and now they're stuck in my throat.

It hurts :cry:
If the whim strikes you to take them dry and chew them, seek professional help. :shining:

Manker always likes to take them dry :ghey:

[Carcinus]

Nah, I think manker could beat you in a fight.I pwned him at arm-wrestling, so probably.

Chebus, did I phone your missus last night? If so, please pass on my apologies. I seem to have phoned everyone in my phone's memory.

It's the day for me to be apologetic - and I've not even talked to anyone earl yet (apart from teh missus, who I've also apologised to).

United will win 3-1 and Ronaldo will score twice :smilie4:

Wasn't a problem. It's always hugely entertaining speaking to pissed Welshmen. :P

[NikkiD]

If the whim strikes you to take them dry and chew them,
That came across (ooer missus) quite sexily. Must just have been the way you said it.

Must be the "just-out-of-bed-hair-all-a-mess-groggy-morning" voice I used. :lookaroun

[manker]

:lol:

I can't remember a word of the conversation. I wouldn't have known except you're on my call record :ermm:

[JPaul]

That came across (ooer missus) quite sexily. Must just have been the way you said it.

Must be the "just-out-of-bed-hair-all-a-mess-groggy-morning" voice I used. :lookaroun
That's the one. :w00t:

[Carcinus]

:lol:

I can't remember a word of the conversation. I wouldn't have known except you're on my call record :ermm:

I'll pm you later. I'm off out now to not watch either the football or the rugby whilst the fellas hard at work.:whistling

[manker]

:lol:

I can't remember a word of the conversation. I wouldn't have known except you're on my call record :ermm:

I'll pm you later. I'm off out now to not watch either the football or the rugby whilst the fellas hard at work.:whistlingHave a good one. I'm off down my mate's house to not drink any lager :sick:

[JPaul]

I'll pm you later. I'm off out now to not watch either the football or the rugby whilst the fellas hard at work.:whistlingHave a good one. I'm off down my mate's house to not drink any lager :sick:
Puntspher or rugger, or flicking.

[Dark Steno]

How many threads are there about manker in the lounge? :unsure:

[manker]

Fucking loads.

I bet there won't be one offering congratulations from either Bo or Chebus, but.

[enoughfakefiles]

Fucking loads.

I bet there won't be one offering congratulations from either Bo or Chebus, but.

I forgot about that, where is bo :lol:

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[manker]

Oh yeah. Rat Faced is also a Newcastle fan, sorry for the initial exclusion but I do believe he's a reloacted mackem and, as such, doesn't count.

[JPaul]

Please move this thread. There's someone who doesn't get the references.

No names, no pack drill.

Canadians are quite shy.

[manker]

Please move this thread. There's someone who doesn't get the references.

No names, no pack drill.

Canadians are quite shy.I wouldn't worry, Canadians often can't read threads and respond to the titles only.

If you see one responding to this thread, it will only be to pay homage or something.

[Cheese]

Mrs.Cheese (after telling me the NUFC score): "If it's any consolation England are losing the rugby."

:dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

[manker]

Mrs.Cheese (after telling me the NUFC score): "If it's any consolation, England are losing the rugby."

:dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs::lol:

Great day for me today, England lost the rugby, the real United pwned Newcastle and the scousers lost.

Still doesn't make up for me not being able to get to Manchester :dabs:

[Cheese]

Liverpool and 'boro losing did cheer me up some. As well as a ten minute pointing and laughing session at Sunderland's league position.

[NikkiD]

If you see one responding to this thread, it will only be to pay homage or something.

I already did. :P

[manker]

If you see one responding to this thread, it will only be to pay homage or something.

I already did. :PHomage will only be received from the likes of you in the form of scantily clad photographs, rather than constructing an ecclesiastical post in my honour :naughty:

[NikkiD]

Scantily clad photographs? I'm shocked and appalled you would suggest such a thing. :O

Now where do I send them?

[manker]

Scantily clad photographs? I'm shocked and appalled you would suggest such a thing. :O

Now where do I send them?
:lol:


Sometimes, I shock and appall myself.

What was I thinking using 'ecclesiastical' in that last post :dabs:

[NikkiD]

:lol:


Sometimes, I shock and appall myself.

What was I thinking using 'ecclesiastical' in that last post :dabs:

It was probably an attempt to show off your large... vocabulary.

[manker]

Oo-er :schnauz:

Lucky I've got one o' those wide angled dictionaries.

[Barbarossa]

Oo-er :schnauz:

Lucky I've got one o' those wide angled dictionaries.

Lexicons ftw :01:

[rnanker]

i have pics of nikkid in the state of undress, pm for sending.

[NikkiD]

i have pics of nikkid in the state of undress, pm for sending.

Damn, I gotta see those!!!

[Proper Bo]

I'm sure i had a photo, the style of which manker doesn't disapprove of:shifty:

[NikkiD]

I'm sure i had a photo, the style of which manker doesn't disapprove of:shifty:

Shut it, you. :shutup:

[Proper Bo]

:lol:

it got deleted yeaars ago

(better mention that before I get another barrage of PM's asking for it)

[NikkiD]

:yahoo: Small miracles and so forth.

[rnanker]

i have them backed up somewhere

[manker]

i have them backed up somewhereDon't you talk about 'backing things up', cawkblocker.

[rnanker]

i pwned seedler in the arcade. cawk souffle

[manker]

i pwned seedler in the arcade. cawk souffle
You just get thrills out of beating 15 year olds :whistling

[rnanker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/spd/manker2.gif

[Barbarossa]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8606/manker26kj.gif