st paddy's day

[4play]

I got a cheap ryan air flight (99p) to cork for the weekend for paddy's day. Also found a niceish looking b&b as well 2 mins walk from the main parade for £10 a night.

according to the receptionist i talked to there im gonna be next to a room full of norwegian girlies:naughty:

so what are you going to be doing paddy's day? :guinesssm

[DanB]

Fuck all cos I'm not Irish, although I have a few friends flying out to Dublin today for the weekend.

Makes me laugh, we celebrate every Saints day accept our own.

[Mike Nelson]

It's my best mate's birthday so I shall be celebrating that instead. Though, no doubt, I shall return home wearing a Guinness hat and T-shirt like I somehow manage to do every year.

[hamm]

Wahoo!
Cheap green beer! http://img211.exs.cx/img211/6558/greenbeer6fn.gif

[Guillaume]

so what are you going to be doing paddy's day? :guinesssm
The same thing I do every day: try to take over the world.

[MagicNakor]

Getting drunk, if all goes well.

:shuriken:

[manker]

St Patrick could have had the decency to be born on a Friday. Might have been able to celebrate it properly then.

I've got work tomorrow :dry:

[manker]

Answering thread titles without reading the thread is great.

The girls from downstairs just brought me in a cup of tea and asked if I was going to join them for a few after work tomorrow ... for St Patrick's Day.

:blushing: :blushing:

[Buffalo]

That's a well cheap flight to ireland @ 99p :) can't say no to that.
sounds like it will be a well cool weekend.
bottle of Jameson's whiskey for me! love the stuff!

[Mr JP Fugley]

Answering thread titles without reading the thread is great.

The girls from downstairs just brought me in a cup of tea and asked if I was going to join them for a few after work tomorrow ... for St Patrick's Day.

:blushing: :blushing:
I was just about to post what a rubbish rod attempt your previous was.

[4play]

That's a well cheap flight to ireland @ 99p :) can't say no to that.
sounds like it will be a well cool weekend.
bottle of Jameson's whiskey for me! love the stuff!

got to pay £6 airport tax and jamesons is for breakfast with your coffee.

I'm a bit of a girlie when it comes to flying so just got back from the pub with plenty of dutch courage.


Answering thread titles without reading the thread is great.

noob:no2:

[manker]

Answering thread titles without reading the thread is great.

noob:no2:
You're lucky I read that much - normally I totally ignore all parts of posts that aren't made by me :snooty:

[4play]

so its /banned !=manker

I always knew the welsh were a bit off.

[Carcinus]

I am going to dye my hair green and wear a big hat. Then everybody will think I'm a tiny leprechaun and buy me drinks in exchange for snippets of my leprechaun wisdom.

[Mike Nelson]

I always knew the welsh were a bit off.

Don't let meirionwyllt hear you say that, you'll start a race riot. :(

[4play]

I am going to dye my hair green and wear a big hat. Then everybody will think I'm a tiny leprechaun and buy me drinks in exchange for snippets of my leprechaun wisdom.

Either that or they will try and get you drunk so they can can take advantage of you ..... and steal your pot of gold.

[Guillaume]

I am going to dye my hair green and wear a big hat. Then everybody will think I'm a tiny leprechaun and buy me drinks in exchange for snippets of my leprechaun wisdom.
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7807/leprechaun022db.jpg
I'm sure this little fella gets a lot of free drinks.

[Carcinus]

I am going to dye my hair green and wear a big hat. Then everybody will think I'm a tiny leprechaun and buy me drinks in exchange for snippets of my leprechaun wisdom.

Either that or they will try and get you drunk so they can can take advantage of you ..... and steal your pot of gold.

Leprechaun gold disappears at sunrise so I'll have the last laugh. I'll be drunk and they'll be penniless. :lol: :lol:

[manker]

I always knew the welsh were a bit off.

Don't let meirionwyllt hear you say that, you'll start a race riot. :(
I'm really, really disappointed that at least ONE PERSON didn't call meirion a sheep shagger.

Wtf were y'all thinking.

[Mike Nelson]

I am going to dye my hair green and wear a big hat. Then everybody will think I'm a tiny leprechaun and buy me drinks in exchange for snippets of my leprechaun wisdom.

What wisdom? They're Irish for fecks sake.

This post brought to you by the Dave Cheese Anglo-Irish Relations Board (Political Correctness Division).

[Mike Nelson]

I am going to dye my hair green and wear a big hat. Then everybody will think I'm a tiny leprechaun and buy me drinks in exchange for snippets of my leprechaun wisdom. http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7807/leprechaun022db.jpg
I'm sure this little fella gets a lot of free drinks.

Great films. My favourite is Leprechaun in Da Hood. This film taught me everything I know about life in da hood, Busyman makes a cameo appearance.

[Guillaume]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7807/leprechaun022db.jpg
I'm sure this little fella gets a lot of free drinks.

Great films. My favourite is Leprechaun in Da Hood. This film taught me everything I know about life in da hood, Busyman makes a cameo appearance.
How can you not prefer "Leprechaun in space"? :blink:

[Carcinus]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7807/leprechaun022db.jpg
I'm sure this little fella gets a lot of free drinks.

Great films. My favourite is Leprechaun in Da Hood. This film taught me everything I know about life in da hood, Busyman makes a cameo appearance.


Turn the nose up a little more and that's actually not a bad likeness, wouldn't you agree?

:rolleyes:

[manker]

Leprechaun's hair isn't curly enough :dabs:

[4play]

be jebus i thought you were joking with them film titles
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209095/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116861/

[Guillaume]

be jebus i thought you were joking with them film titles
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209095/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116861/
Us cinephiles never joke with cinema. :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Do the French have a saints day, guill?

Not rodding, would really like to know.

[Buffalo]

This young Irish lass is well geared up with her Lucky charms, pepsi & stuff :lol:
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/gear.jpg

[Guillaume]

Do the French have a saints day, guill?

Not rodding, would really like to know.
Saint Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Day.

Lots of people running around in the streets, waving white flags.
And eating cheese, obviously.

[Barbarossa]

This young Irish lass is well geared up with her Lucky charms, pepsi & stuff :lol:
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/gear.jpg

Look out, she's got a bomb! :fear:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1710/gear8ss.jpg

[MagicNakor]

How can you tell if that's female or not? :blink:

:shuriken:

[Buffalo]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1710/gear8ss.jpg
well funny, nice one :lol:

[JPaul]

It's St Patrick's Day, on a Friday. Should I have a wee drink.

What to do.

[Gripper]

It's St Patrick's Day, on a Friday. Should I have a wee drink.

What to do.
Yeah go for it,seeing as we are one big happy multi-ethnic touchy feely group of comrades.:whistling



Plus,any excuse for a drink:w00t:

[manker]

Just think of the snakes, man :cry:

I'll have a few pints in their honour.

===

St. David = Made the ground swell so people could see him a bit better.
St. George = Killed a Dragon.
St. Partick = Drove the snakes out of Ireland.
St. Andrew = ?

[Carcinus]

Dinnae be an auld Biddie. Gae tae th' pub an' hae puckle pints. Ye ken ye want tae. A'll hae a troch 'o roch, un a puck 'o richy peg.

[manker]

Dinnae be an auld Biddie. Gae tae th' pub an' hae puckle pints. ye ken ye want tae. A'll hae a troch 'o roch, un a puck 'o richy peg.
Stop speaking Greek.

Show off :dry:

[Gripper]

St. David = Made the ground swell so people could see him a bit better.
St. George = Killed a Dragon.
St. Partick = Drove the snakes out of Ireland.
St. Andrew = ?Invented Ginger people?

[JPaul]

Just think of the snakes, man :cry:

I'll have a few pints in their honour.

===

St. David = Made the ground swell so people could see him a bit better.
St. George = Killed a Dragon.
St. Partick = Drove the snakes out of Ireland.
St. Andrew = ?

St Andrew was one of the original disciples and as such greater than so called Saints David, George and Patrick.

Saint Patrick is obviously Greater than Saint George, cause the whole Dragon thing is p*sh.

Saint David made the ground fab, big f*ck*ng deal.

[manker]

St Andrew was one of the original disciples and as such greater than so called Saints David, George and Patrick.Okay ... but what did he do :unsure:

[Guillaume]

St Andrew was one of the original disciples and as such greater than so called Saints David, George and Patrick.Okay ... but what did he do :unsure:
Invented Rugby, didn't he?

[JPaul]

St Andrew was one of the original disciples and as such greater than so called Saints David, George and Patrick.Okay ... but what did he do :unsure:
He followed Christ and after his death and resurrection went to preach in Greece, or perhaps the Black Sea area. He was martyred for his beliefs and teachings.

He also invented golf.

[Gripper]

Did he invent whiskey??

[JPaul]

Did he invent whiskey??
Yes, but his was entirely natural, with no added "e".

[Gripper]

:rod:
:lol:

[manker]

Okay ... but what did he do :unsure:
He followed Christ and after his death and resurrection went to preach in Greece, or perhaps the Black Sea area.Well, I suppose travelling all the way from Scotchland to the Med in ancient times, paticularly while dead, does pwn making the ground swell.

Marginally :smilie4:

[Gripper]

I dont understand why all these saints have good English names instead of Abdul,Samson,Isiah,Jacob or other bibily type names? :huh:

[JPaul]

:rod:
:lol:
Jings, I didnae see that one coming.

[rnanker]

i shall be getting pished, i may be there already. if anyone fancies it i shall be getting pished at 12.30 in the afternnon in frankensteins in edinburgh until late.

[Buffalo]

Pionta Guinness, le do thoil, No thank you, I only like cider!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

[4play]

Im drunk in cork but for some reason i have only talked to scot's, americans and australians.

Irish people out this was seem few and far between.

The parade was nice until people started throwing stuff at the polish people marching when they were chanting polska. So the irish crowd started with pol scum which kinda ryhmed.

Either way i was never thrown out of a pub for being sick(my younger brother was) but we have been drinking since 6:30 this morning when the pubs opened.

[JPaul]

Pionta Guinness, le do thoil, No thank you, I only like cider!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
That's rubbish.

Why do people use shampoo, because they don't want to rub shite into their hair.