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JPaul
03-16-2006, 07:10 PM
Yes it's back tonight. With Both Taylor and Barneveld going strong. This years tournament is much more exciting with "The Power" not running away with it. Can Barneveld actually win it. I don't think so, but the way things are going ....

Gripper
03-16-2006, 07:15 PM
Hey JP give this a bash http://www.matmi.com/games/darts.swf

JPaul
03-16-2006, 07:19 PM
Hey JP give this a bash http://www.matmi.com/games/darts.swf
Kewl.

sArA
03-16-2006, 07:34 PM
Darts is for fat blokes...fact.

JPaul
03-16-2006, 07:49 PM
Darts is for fat blokes...fact.
It's true, the lass is right. The Power lost a couple of stones and played pish (by his standard). Put the weight back on and went back to World Darts domination.

Good observation sArA, I wasn't aware you were so up on the game.

Busyman
03-16-2006, 07:51 PM
Darts is for fat blokes...fact.
Nu uhhh. They have to have precision muscular arms and train hard to hit that board from 8 feet away.

There will also participate in the Pub Hexathlon, the ultimate test of endurance and strength.

Darts
Foosball
Arm wrestling
Wisecrack
Drink-You-Under-The-Table (also called Pub Crawl)
Pork Scratchings Eating

JPaul
03-16-2006, 07:54 PM
The PDC is thinking about a big tournament in the USA, the American public is clamouring to see real players apparently.

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:00 PM
Taylor Beats Mardle 8 - 2. Mardle is playing pish and has another game ce soir.

manker
03-16-2006, 09:03 PM
Darts is for fat blokes...fact.
Nu uhhh. They have to have precision muscular arms and train hard to hit that board from 8 feet away.

There will also participate in the Pub Hexathlon, the ultimate test of endurance and strength.

Darts
Foosball
Arm wrestling
Wisecrack
Drink-You-Under-The-Table (also called Pub Crawl)
Pork Scratchings EatingThey needn't bother with the arm-wrestling.

In true American fashion, I won a local competition and declared myself world-champion.

I'm now retired :snooty:

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:05 PM
Nu uhhh. They have to have precision muscular arms and train hard to hit that board from 8 feet away.

There will also participate in the Pub Hexathlon, the ultimate test of endurance and strength.

Darts
Foosball
Arm wrestling
Wisecrack
Drink-You-Under-The-Table (also called Pub Crawl)
Pork Scratchings EatingThey needn't bother with the arm-wrestling.

In true American fashion, I won a local competition and declared myself world-champion.

I'm now retired :snooty:


Wasn't that agin a tax dodging poet tho'.

manker
03-16-2006, 09:09 PM
I took on all-comers.

If people weren't aware of my implicit and unspoken invitation, it's hardly my fault.

They should have asked :smilie4:

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:11 PM
I took on all-comers.

If people weren't aware of my implicit and unspoken invitation, it's hardly my fault.

They should have asked :smilie4:
Agreed , if Chebus was the only one to come for you then that's not really your problem.

manker
03-16-2006, 09:13 PM
I'm the Boston Red Sock of Mutley Plain.

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:15 PM
I'm the Boston Red Sock of Mutley Plain.
wtf is a Mutley Plain.:blink:

manker
03-16-2006, 09:20 PM
Interestingly, the pub where the World Championships was held is the third hit down on Google if you google 'Mutley Plain' :happy:

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:28 PM
Manly beats Lloyd 8 - 6.

Not great darts but quite an exciting game.

Lloyd has no consistency.

JPaul
03-16-2006, 10:20 PM
Scholten Hammers Mardle 8 - 3.

Mardle really is playing pish just now. He has no points in the league and he's not even playing in good games.

JPaul
03-16-2006, 10:56 PM
Baxter beats Manley 8 - 3.

Baxter played fantastic darts. That's the best I've seen him play on TV.

Carcinus
03-16-2006, 11:49 PM
I took on all-comers.

If people weren't aware of my implicit and unspoken invitation, it's hardly my fault.

They should have asked :smilie4:

I kinda remember you saying something about "I'm not repeating my success, winning once was enough and you'd done enough to proove your masculinity and prowess" ....or something.

Are you not regretting suggesting I join up properly yet?