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enoughfakefiles
03-16-2006, 09:18 PM
I took the afternoon of work today and when for a game of golf because i had a bit of a hangover and needed to get some fresh air. The golf course i play on is owned by the council. So it full of people who takes thier dogs for walkies on there.

I hit my second shot on the tenth hole and it went in a small stream in the bottom of the hill. I then went to retrieve my ball and climb up the bank, but when i put my hand on the bank my fingers went in some dogshit :sick:

The moral of the story is it's a good job i had my golf glove on or it could have been worse :sick:

I also had to throw my glove away. Fekin daaaaaaggggs :lol:

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:23 PM
People should carry poop bags and collect their dog's crap. Fact

manker
03-16-2006, 09:24 PM
The thinks it's okay to let your dog shit somewhere and not pick up the crap because other people also leave their dog's shite on the ground. Fact http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/859/msneyebrow3rt.gif

Mr. Mulder
03-16-2006, 09:27 PM
dog poo aids is a serious threat.

JPaul
03-16-2006, 09:33 PM
The thinks it's okay to let your dog shit somewhere and not pick up the crap because other people also leave their dog's shite on the ground. Fact http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/859/msneyebrow3rt.gif
That's the problem with today's youth. No social conscience.

GepperRankins
03-17-2006, 03:54 AM
i tell my dog to go in the long grass :snooty:

peat moss
03-17-2006, 04:53 AM
Oh please skipping work with an overhang then golfing ? Oh I'm jealous . :D

Buffalo
03-17-2006, 12:19 PM
We have on the spot fines, but the dogs never pay up.

Wolfmight
03-18-2006, 06:47 PM
When ma dog decides to bleow-the-doo, I do one of the following:
1. Drag his ass outta that person's yard leaving a racing stripe.
2. Pick him up and let 'em go on tha curb.
3. Stand in front of him and look at the clouds.
4. Pick my dog up and run from the angry homeowner, dodging gunfire and canine droppings.

scott_pd
03-18-2006, 07:20 PM
Teaches you right for skipping work.

rnanker
03-18-2006, 07:21 PM
i hate lazy cunts who dont pick up after their dawg.