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JPaul
03-19-2006, 07:02 PM
Are you off the fags, or what.

manker
03-19-2006, 07:16 PM
Are you off the fags, or what.Yes.

Seedler
03-19-2006, 07:22 PM
Are you off the fags, or what.Yes.

Are you sure? I think not.

JPaul
03-19-2006, 07:23 PM
Good oh

rnanker
03-19-2006, 07:25 PM
mon the hoops

manker
03-19-2006, 07:26 PM
Actually, it's what.

There's been a slight change of plan :dabs:

JPaul
03-19-2006, 07:26 PM
Actually, it's what.

There's been a slight change of plan :dabs:
This slight change would entail what, exactement.

manker
03-19-2006, 07:34 PM
Actually, it's what.

There's been a slight change of plan :dabs:
This slight change would entail what, exactement.It entails not stopping just yet and seeing that hypnotist bloke again.

The missus is sorting it all out for me :dabs:

JPaul
03-19-2006, 07:35 PM
This slight change would entail what, exactement.It entails not stopping just yet and seeing that hypnotist bloke again.

The missus is sorting it all out for me :dabs:
So your going to Welch, as it were.

manker
03-19-2006, 07:36 PM
I think you'll find my initial pledge included a caveat :snooty:

JPaul
03-19-2006, 07:38 PM
I think you'll find my initial pledge included a caveat :snooty:
I have no interest in fish eggs, Welchman.

rnanker
03-19-2006, 07:38 PM
why didnt you answer your phone when i called and drunkenly left and message? please to let the missus answer next time.

manker
03-19-2006, 07:46 PM
My phone hasn't rung all night. Fact.

:blink:

rnanker
03-19-2006, 07:47 PM
i def phoned you twice, check your voicemail.

rnanker
03-19-2006, 07:48 PM
i just tried again, rang 3 times and went to answering machine, must be gep block on, or something.

manker
03-19-2006, 07:50 PM
When I said 'my phone hasn't rung all night' - I may have been a little bit presumptuous.

I think I must have left it in the car or something :dabs:

rnanker
03-19-2006, 07:52 PM
git. next time it goes get the missus to answer and say "hello gep hotline for drunken geptards, how can we help you"


today i told some guy his sweets (haribo) had aids. he didnt look too happy.

manker
03-19-2006, 08:00 PM
Ok. Next time I see you phone, I'll get her to answer.

Last night, I told this bloke I hardly know that his (gay as fuck) leather jacket had given him the bad aids. A few of my friends laughed, most of them were just confused :dabs:

Cheese
03-19-2006, 08:03 PM
Last night, someone threw a condom into the shop. I refused to go near it in case I caught the aids.

JPaul
03-19-2006, 08:20 PM
You can catch aids thro' having unprotected bumsecks with someone who has aids.

brotherdoobie
03-20-2006, 07:14 AM
You can catch aids thro' having unprotected bumsecks with someone who has aids.
and if he's wearing a leather jacket...it's http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/koolaid.jpg
...you'll get. :O

Peace bd