I'm the juggernaut, bitch [Archive]

Busyman

03-20-2006, 02:05 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fuckin' hilarious!!!

"Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!"

"Aw shit, she fuckin' wit' my helmet. I got that shit in da 4th grade. Oh nooooo!!"

"I do not even need a condom. Look what I am wearing."

Thanks for that muchpl.:lol: :lol:

muchspl3

03-20-2006, 03:14 AM

:lol:

I'm the juggernaut bitch, don't be trifling I am the juggernaut

maebach

03-20-2006, 03:52 AM

I cant stop laughing :lol:

"I'm gonna rape him and eat his costume"

Money Fist

03-20-2006, 04:03 AM

lmfao

Damnatory

03-20-2006, 04:09 AM

"Look at ma spaceship bitch, it's a Dodge!"

That was hilarious! :D :lol:

cpt_azad

03-20-2006, 04:10 AM

"bow down to a tru pimp bitch, motherfucka"

lmfao :lol:

"why you gotta shout everytime you come into the room?"
"cuz im the juggernaut biatch, look at how tight my costume is!" haghahaha

Busyman

03-20-2006, 05:15 AM

Crass American "Humour" FTW!!!:lol: :lol:

Wolfmight

03-20-2006, 05:19 AM

omfg, love these damn things.
Even had Charles wisperin' :lol:

Evil_Monkey

03-20-2006, 05:21 AM

Some funny ass lines from it :D

in the castle:"I'm the fuckin juggernaut, why the fuck is this shit fallin"

juggernaut:"I'm gonna kill fuckin captain planet","I'm captain caveman bitch","Who the fuck is this shit"

Woverine:"wuz sup nigga"

pimp guy:"gonna fuckin kill ya with my pimp cain bitch","lets get the fuck outta here with my pimp cain"

Juggernaut:"i'm the fuckin juggernaut bitch" :lol:

lee551

03-20-2006, 05:41 AM

oh my god. :lol: who would've thought he was scurred of heights?

muchspl3

03-20-2006, 05:05 PM

my pimp cain

Skiz

03-20-2006, 07:02 PM

That was funny as hell. It kinda died off at the end, but oh well. Definitely worth the watch. :lol:

Mike Nelson

03-20-2006, 07:16 PM

Talking over an old cartoon? That's not funny.

maebach

03-20-2006, 09:03 PM

Talking over an old cartoon? That's not funny.

yes it is :smilie4:

GepperRankins

03-20-2006, 09:25 PM

Talking over an old cartoon? That's not funny.

yes it is :smilie4:
agreed. cheese is teh gay

Busyman

03-20-2006, 09:37 PM

Talking over an old cartoon? That's not funny.

yes it is :smilie4:
What's more funny?

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch or this (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/comics/elvis.swf)?

What about this (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/whereismychange.wmv)?

JPaul

03-20-2006, 09:53 PM

yes it is :smilie4:
What's more funny?

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch or this (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/comics/elvis.swf)?

:lol:

Haven't seen that for ages.

muchspl3

03-20-2006, 10:10 PM

manker

03-20-2006, 11:15 PM

Kindofa one trick pony of a sketch, eh.

I thought it was funny the first time he said; 'I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch'.

The 'pimp cane' reference was also quite funny (that's 'cane', not 'cain', fucktards).

Proper Bo

03-20-2006, 11:20 PM

YOU'RE a one trick pony:dabs:

manker

03-20-2006, 11:25 PM

Don't know what you mean.

Btw, try putting a space between the end of the sentence and the smiley - it'll look neater :dabs:

Proper Bo

03-20-2006, 11:28 PM

no:dabs:

DorisInsinuate

03-20-2006, 11:29 PM

I don't get it.

I also don't get Greenwing and that I'm Rick James, Bitch.

Bitch.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 01:21 AM

yes it is :smilie4: What's more funny?

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch or this (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/comics/elvis.swf)?

What about this (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/whereismychange.wmv)?
Comedy is a personal thing.

Personally, I think it is funny that noob's didn't get the relevance of the fact that my Mike Nelson account made that statement. Those that went on the defensive are even more laughable.

In truth, I thought the video was okay, worth a chuckle. Though I am more than well aware that MST3k did that kind of thing much, much better. I'd be surprised if the guys who made that video weren't inspired by MST3k.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 01:31 AM

Oh, and when I made that post I sooooo knew I would end up looking at a Weebl link somewhere in the thread. I wish I had called it now...

Busyman

03-21-2006, 02:07 AM

Comedy is a personal thing.
:1eye::O GTFOOH!:O :1eye:

Where's the CaptainObvious tag?

Personally, I think it is funny that noob's didn't get the relevance of the fact that my Mike Nelson account made that statement. ....or no one cared :smilie4:

Those that went on the defensive are even more laughable.
See? There's that "comedy is a personal thing" again. In that case, very personal.

In truth, I thought the video was okay, worth a chuckle. Though I am more than well aware that MST3k did that kind of thing much, much better. I'd be surprised if the guys who made that video weren't inspired by MST3k.
That's just great. You liked it okay. Good to know...and someone did it better before and whatnot. Here I was thinking that this was the first time everyone saw something like this and furthermore, that it mattered.

Thanks man.

Busyman

03-21-2006, 02:10 AM

Oh, and when I made that post I sooooo knew I would end up looking at a Weebl link somewhere in the thread. I wish I had called it now...
Yeah butcha didn't....we still believe you though.:crazy:

Wolfmight

03-21-2006, 02:13 AM

The other episodes are pretty gross compared to this one. Those guys abuse the power of sexual humor sometimes. (Rape everyone you see? Wtf?)

Busyman

03-21-2006, 02:25 AM

The other episodes are pretty gross compared to this one. Those guys abuse the power of sexual humor sometimes. (Rape everyone you see? Wtf?)
I like the Juggernaut one 'cause it sounds like they are clownin'.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 02:28 AM

The other episodes are pretty gross compared to this one. Those guys abuse the power of sexual humor sometimes. (Rape everyone you see? Wtf?)
There's more of the same? Oh, dear...

On the link provided there is an interview with the "creators", I thought that pretty self-indulgent as the actual "feature" was average at best. I guess that some people are just easily amused.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 02:31 AM

:1eye::O GTFOOH!:O :1eye:

Where's the CaptainObvious tag?

Personally, I think it is funny that noob's didn't get the relevance of the fact that my Mike Nelson account made that statement. ....or no one cared :smilie4:

Those that went on the defensive are even more laughable. See? There's that "comedy is a personal thing" again. In that case, very personal.

In truth, I thought the video was okay, worth a chuckle. Though I am more than well aware that MST3k did that kind of thing much, much better. I'd be surprised if the guys who made that video weren't inspired by MST3k. That's just great. You liked it okay. Good to know...and someone did it better before and whatnot. Here I was thinking that this was the first time everyone saw something like this and furthermore, that it mattered.

Thanks man.

Translation: Busyman (amongst others) was too stupid to get my reference.

Side-note: Not the first time, won't be the last.

Busyman

03-21-2006, 02:48 AM

:1eye::O GTFOOH!:O :1eye:

Where's the CaptainObvious tag?
....or no one cared :smilie4:

Those that went on the defensive are even more laughable. See? There's that "comedy is a personal thing" again. In that case, very personal.

In truth, I thought the video was okay, worth a chuckle. Though I am more than well aware that MST3k did that kind of thing much, much better. I'd be surprised if the guys who made that video weren't inspired by MST3k. That's just great. You liked it okay. Good to know...and someone did it better before and whatnot. Here I was thinking that this was the first time everyone saw something like this and furthermore, that it mattered.

Thanks man.

Translation: Busyman (amongst others) was too stupid to get my reference.

Side-note: Not the first time, won't be the last.
Translation: No one cares whether there was some geeky relevance between one of your internet accounts and an opinion of yours.

Now shut it, you bitch ass English teacher.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 02:56 AM

:1eye::O GTFOOH!:O :1eye:

Where's the CaptainObvious tag?
....or no one cared :smilie4:
See? There's that "comedy is a personal thing" again. In that case, very personal.

In truth, I thought the video was okay, worth a chuckle. Though I am more than well aware that MST3k did that kind of thing much, much better. I'd be surprised if the guys who made that video weren't inspired by MST3k. That's just great. You liked it okay. Good to know...and someone did it better before and whatnot. Here I was thinking that this was the first time everyone saw something like this and furthermore, that it mattered.

Thanks man.
Translation: Busyman (amongst others) was too stupid to get my reference.

Side-note: Not the first time, won't be the last. Translation: No one cares whether there was some geeky relevance between one of your internet accounts and an opinion of yours.

Now shut it, you bitch ass English teacher.
Watch that interview I mention in post 31 (Three-One), it's really good. Then think to yourself, "That fat geeky guy wrote my new sig.". Betcha change it real soon (and if you don't it's still funny).

Cheese

03-21-2006, 03:04 AM

Funnier than Rick James et al mind.

Damnatory

03-21-2006, 03:17 AM

On the link provided there is an interview with the "creators"
That's actually not the "creators" of that video... These are the guys (http://www.myspace.com/Naztradamix) that made it. :p

Busyman

03-21-2006, 03:25 AM

Watch that interview I mention in post 31 (Three-One), it's really good. Then think to yourself, "That fat geeky guy wrote my new sig.". Betcha change it real soon (and if you don't it's still funny).
What interview? What the hell are you talking about?

A Jewish Oriental Revenge Of The Nerd coulda wrote it. It's still funny.

Busyman

03-21-2006, 03:32 AM

On the link provided there is an interview with the "creators"
That's actually not the "creators" of that video... These are the guys (http://www.myspace.com/Naztradamix) that made it. :p
Shhh. Cheese doesn't realize that Juggernaut and Bitch pulled up those links.

Maybe he thinks the whole thing was the creator's homepage or sumthin'.:idunno:

Cheese

03-21-2006, 08:26 AM

On the link provided there is an interview with the "creators" That's actually not the "creators" of that video... These are the guys (http://www.myspace.com/Naztradamix) that made it. :p

That's even worse, that has to be the nerdiest site I've ever had the misfortune to visit.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 08:34 AM

Mmm, I see a pattern emerging here.

State your name and then say bitch = funny

manker

03-21-2006, 08:46 AM

Mmm, I see a pattern emerging here.

State your name and then say bitch = funnyMaybe you can also use it for making tired, old jokes into something spectacularly funny.

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2525/7234891xt.jpg

Cheese

03-21-2006, 08:59 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/010206288200.jpg

manker

03-21-2006, 09:06 AM

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8435/mona24wa.gif

Cheese

03-21-2006, 09:07 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/200510071817.jpg

manker

03-21-2006, 09:08 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/200510071817.jpg
:lol:

That might be too subtle, this is a crass american humour thread.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 09:12 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/mynameis_200506141432.jpg

manker

03-21-2006, 09:13 AM

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8893/michaelcaine6fp.jpg

Uh-oh, UK cultural reference.

Cheese

03-21-2006, 09:15 AM

Even just adding 'bitch' to the Google quotes of the day make them funny:

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Bitch!"
- Eddie Izzard (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Eddie_Izzard)

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Bitch!"
- Abba Eban (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Abba_Eban)

"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. Bitch!"
- James Magary (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_Magary)

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things. Bitch!"
- Unknown (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Unknown)

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. Bitch!"
- William Shakespeare (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_Shakespeare)

manker

03-21-2006, 09:25 AM

Mr. Mulder could have everyone rolling in the aisles of Glyn Webb with a simple alteration:

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4030/photo01055op6cv.jpg

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 09:47 AM

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3742/thebatman6yk.jpg

Wrong movie :dabs: , but it seems to work with all comic characters.

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 09:49 AM

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7254/rossaquamansmall3oa.jpg

Cheese

03-21-2006, 09:59 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/202kisz.jpg

Gripper

03-21-2006, 10:03 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/lilmiss2.jpg

BITCH

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 10:44 AM

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9903/darcy3ad.jpg

manker

03-21-2006, 10:51 AM

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/374/jeanreno1lv.jpg

Barbarossa

03-21-2006, 11:17 AM

Is it too late to play? :blink:

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9723/050312darthvaderhdhmedium9jm.jpg

JPaul

03-21-2006, 11:21 AM

Is it too late to play? :blink:

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9723/050312darthvaderhdhmedium9jm.jpg
I never noticed the Air Waves air freshener before. There's always something new to see in Star Trek.

Barbarossa

03-21-2006, 11:22 AM

Those are some big-arse cigarettes that have been half-smoked there too. :w00t:

JPaul

03-21-2006, 11:25 AM

Those are some big-arse cigarettes that have been half-smoked there too. :w00t:
Either that or the action figures were actually full size. Who said the Galaxy far, far away was on the same scale as ours.

DanB

03-21-2006, 11:26 AM

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7825/tbaids0fb.jpg

:mellow:

JPaul

03-21-2006, 11:27 AM

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7825/tbaids0fb.jpg

:mellow:
Have you been for your breakfast yet.

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 11:37 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/dfgsdfgsdfgsdfgdfgdf.jpg

JPaul

03-21-2006, 11:54 AM

I thought Mulder was a Special Agent and Scully was an Agent.

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 11:57 AM

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/7411/bitch4fk.jpg

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 11:57 AM

Nope they're both special agents because they both work on the x-files and both have skillz, Mulder for his serial profiling and Scully for her medical background ftw :smilie4:

JPaul

03-21-2006, 11:59 AM

Nope they're both special agents because they both work on the x-files and both have skillz, Mulder for his serial profiling and Scully for her medical background ftw :smilie4:
Do you want a chance to edit that before I quote it.

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 11:59 AM

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/7862/queen9nn.jpg

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 12:00 PM

Nope they're both special agents because they both work on the x-files and both have skillz, Mulder for his serial profiling and Scully for her medical background ftw :smilie4: Do you want a chance to edit that before I quote it.

can't see any spelling mistakes :unsure:

JPaul

03-21-2006, 12:02 PM

Do you want a chance to edit that before I quote it.

can't see any spelling mistakes :unsure:
:lol:

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 12:02 PM

what? :huh:

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 12:12 PM

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/7069/eodney3lx.jpg

JPaul

03-21-2006, 12:12 PM

what? :huh:
Oh noes, Mulder has turned into a loler.

JPaul

03-21-2006, 12:12 PM

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/7069/eodney3lx.jpg
:naughty:

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 12:32 PM

:pinch:

JPaul

03-21-2006, 12:38 PM

:pinch:
Do you feel bullied at all.

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 12:49 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/pwndded.jpg

Barbarossa

03-21-2006, 02:02 PM

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3250/01020484006006mm.jpg

Busyman

03-21-2006, 02:07 PM

I likes this thread.

Barbarossa

03-21-2006, 02:10 PM

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3116/spartacuskirkdouglas1ma.jpg

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 02:16 PM

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3250/01020484006006mm.jpg
Glag, bitch!

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3116/spartacuskirkdouglas1ma.jpg
Double glag, bitch!

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 02:22 PM

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/679/peddetective4ev.jpg

Barbarossa

03-21-2006, 03:32 PM

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3909/spock9sm.jpg

JPaul

03-21-2006, 03:35 PM

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3909/spock9sm.jpg
You've taken that too far.

Mycroft Holmes

03-21-2006, 03:44 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/rickjames3.jpg

Mr. Mulder

03-21-2006, 03:50 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/jhjhjtdf.jpg

Busyman

03-21-2006, 07:31 PM

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3909/spock9sm.jpg
Damn I wish someone would do over a Star Trek episode.

That must be Mirrorworld Spock sans the 'stache.

Gripper

03-21-2006, 08:27 PM

I'm The Bitch,Juggernaut

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 08:31 PM

I'm Juggernaut's bitch, bitch!

Gripper

03-21-2006, 08:36 PM

Get the hell away from her,Bitch!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Bitch.jpg

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 08:46 PM

[insert Planet of the Apes picture here]

Get your paws off me, bitch!

DorisInsinuate

03-21-2006, 08:49 PM

http://www.leninimports.com/daisy_donovan_gallery_main.jpg

I'm hawt, bitch!

JPaul

03-21-2006, 08:58 PM

http://www.leninimports.com/daisy_donovan_gallery_main.jpg

I'm hawt, bitch!
Fan tastic

manker

03-21-2006, 09:01 PM

There just aren't enough Daisy pics on the interweb, bitch!

JPaul

03-21-2006, 09:03 PM

First person to post a wee flower gets punched to the ground.

Guillaume

03-21-2006, 09:13 PM

First person to post a wee flower gets punched to the ground.
I suppose female ducks are verboten too.

JPaul

03-21-2006, 09:14 PM

First person to post a wee flower gets punched to the ground.
I suppose female ducks are verboten too.
I don't get it, how does Daisy = Drake. :blink:

manker

03-21-2006, 09:23 PM

I suppose female ducks are verboten too.
I don't get it, how does Daisy = Drake. :blink:
Bowling, Hoe, Armada ... etc.

Think it thro', bitch!

JPaul

03-21-2006, 09:26 PM

I don't get it, how does Daisy = Drake. :blink:
Bowling, Hoe, Armada ... etc.

Think it thro', bitch!
I have absolutely no idea what that means. However thank you for your input.

manker

03-21-2006, 09:34 PM

Bowling, Hoe, Armada ... etc.

Think it thro', bitch!
I have absolutely no idea what that means. However thank you for your input.
We've not done one of those for a while, bitch! :happy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38988000/jpg/_38988429_gangulyap200.jpg

Smith

03-21-2006, 09:38 PM

Saw that a few weeks back, thought it was too stupid, even for this board. I laughed though..

brotherdoobie

03-21-2006, 09:41 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/daisy04.gif

Peace bd

JPaul

03-21-2006, 09:44 PM

I have absolutely no idea what that means. However thank you for your input.
We've not done one of those for a while, bitch! :happy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38988000/jpg/_38988429_gangulyap200.jpg
:lol:

No really, how do you get to "Bowling" from "Daisy"

brotherdoobie

03-21-2006, 09:50 PM

We've not done one of those for a while, bitch! :happy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38988000/jpg/_38988429_gangulyap200.jpg :lol:

No really, how do you get to "Bowling" from "Daisy"

Three drinks and dinner.

Peace bd

GepperRankins

03-21-2006, 10:43 PM

:dabs:

Busyman

03-22-2006, 12:25 AM

Saw that a few weeks back, thought it was too stupid, even for this board. I laughed though..
Excellent and that was the point.

It's not supposed to be overanal-yzed for it's use of comedic devices.:stars: