rough as a badgers arse

[Spider_dude]

had a good sesh last night, got bitten by 2 different females, and got home at 6am. what more can you ask for?

[100%]

antibiotics?

[JPaul]

had a good sesh last night, got bitten by 2 different females, and got home at 6am. what more can you ask for?
A couple of drinks would have been nice.

[Carcinus]

I am off out tonight without the lord and master who has far too much work to do to be indulging in alcohol. I aim to be as rough as the arse of said badger in the morning. I do not envisage getting bitten by members of either sex.

[JPaul]

I am off out tonight without the lord and master who has far too much work to do to be indulging in alcohol. I aim to be as rough as the arse of said badger in the morning. I do not envisage getting bitten by members of either sex.
Sounds like a nice night. Enjoy yourself, but don't be too late home.

[Spider_dude]

rtill rough and its 8pm

[Spider_dude]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/spd/25-03-06-AinesParty026_sm.jpg

[JPaul]

:lol: You really are an ar5e. Fact

[Carcinus]

Thems your own teeth.

Mission accomplished btw

[JPaul]

Thems your own teeth.

Mission accomplished btw
Congratulation, I take it you feel thoroughly wretched (MN).

[Carcinus]

Thoroughly.:sick:

[JPaul]

Thoroughly.:sick:
Good on you.

You are to be congratulated on making the effort.

[Carcinus]

I think I upset a young lad who was pretending to be a ships broker or something and trying to impress us ladies with his prowess, and being a general arrogent cocktard. I think I may have cut him well and truly down to size. He may have even cried.

[JPaul]

Was the ship broker / prow thing deliberate or are you a comic savant.

[Carcinus]

:rainman:

[JPaul]

I was more thinking :pungirl:

[Carcinus]

I don't pung in real life or on the internet. I showered about an hour ago.

[JPaul]

I don't pung in real life or on the internet.
You don't use a sleigh. :blink:

Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.

[Carcinus]

I don't pung in real life or on the internet.
You don't use a one-horse sleigh. :blink:

Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.


Neither do I play an Indian hand drum on a regular basis, or at all in fact.:dry: :dry:


.Clever edit btw

[JPaul]

You don't use a one-horse sleigh. :blink:

Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.


Neither do I play an Indian hand drum on a regular basis, or at all in fact.:dry: :dry:


.
No sleigh, no drum and you tried to get a job as a bingo caller. You were only kiding yourself there, mate.

[Carcinus]

Neither do I play an Indian hand drum on a regular basis, or at all in fact.:dry: :dry:


.
No sleigh, no drum and you tried to get a job as a bingo caller. You were only kiding yourself there, mate.


English Translation: kiding
Language.... Expression.... English Translation
Ateso............... kiding............ ..... between.

For Ateso read Scottish.

[brotherdoobie]

Did you at least have a puppet?

Peace bd

[Carcinus]

No sleigh, no drum and you tried to get a job as a bingo caller. You were only kiding yourself there, mate.


English Translation: kiding
Language.... Expression.... English Translation
Ateso............... kiding............ ..... between.

For Ateso read Scottish.


That really didn't work did it. :dry:

[brotherdoobie]

An ventriloquist...would make an excellent,bingo caller.

Peace bd

[JPaul]

English Translation: kiding
Language.... Expression.... English Translation
Ateso............... kiding............ ..... between.

For Ateso read Scottish.


That really didn't work did it. :dry:
Yes, yes it did. :P

Don't rod me in the Drawing Room with fake lack of understanding and playing on my good manners. It'll ony end in tiers.

[JPaul]

An ventriloquist...would make an excellent,bingo caller.

Peace bd

Would make an excellent what :blink:

Oh and she didn't get the job :cry:

[Carcinus]

An ventriloquist...would make an excellent,bingo caller.

Peace bd

Would make an excellent what :blink:

Oh and she didn't get the job :cry:


Ouch. You're rubbing salt into my wounds. I'm devastated that I was rejected. :dry:

I just had to help carry my flatmates band gear to the van because the drummer was late. I was wearing pajamas, dressing gown and knee high boots. Sexay. F*****g drummers.

[JPaul]

Your flatmate is a musician's labourer. Does he / she pracice in the flat / house / maisonnette.

[Carcinus]

My flatmate is a musician. I have a large flat, so get to store the vast array of equiment the band has, including a full set of drums, a double bass, a tea-chest bass, and the millions of speakers and amps and shit. Lucky me.

[JPaul]

My flatmate is a musician. I have a large flat, so get to store the vast array of equiment the band has, including a full set of drums, a double bass, a tea-chest bass, and the millions of speakers and amps and shit. Lucky me.
Cheese is going out with the English Busboy. :O

My fave bit was "amps and shit".

[Carcinus]

My flatmate is a musician. I have a large flat, so get to store the vast array of equiment the band has, including a full set of drums, a double bass, a tea-chest bass, and the millions of speakers and amps and shit. Lucky me.
Cheese is going out with the English Busboy. :O

My fave bit was "amps and shit".


I wasn't boasting, I was explaining that my flat is crapped up with someone elses musical equipment. I'm better looking than Busboy, but at five feet two inches, I'm probably taller.

[JPaul]

I'm better looking than Busboy, but at five feet two inches, I'm probably taller.
So you would prefer to be shorter than him then.

[Carcinus]

Meany.

[JPaul]

Meany.
I mean that the sentence didn't seem to make sense. You put in a but (as if to say the following part would be negative) however you then went on to say something I took to be positive.

[Carcinus]

Ugh. Your trying to scramble my poor hungover brains.:stars:

[JPaul]

You're the one doing the girly talk.

[Carcinus]

Odd, considering I'm a girl.:P

[JPaul]

Odd, considering I'm a girl.:P
Yes but are you a girly girl.

[Carcinus]

Not really. I like spiders and can put shelves up.

[JPaul]

Not really. I like spiders and can put shelves up.
Yes, but can you put up shelves (see, the order thing again).

Gurls.:console:

[Spider_dude]

ha ha bucket fanny.

[Carcinus]

I like fungus and moss too.

:ignoring JP:

[Carcinus]

ha ha bucket fanny.

Ha ha cock gobbler.

[Spider_dude]

ha ha bucket fanny.

Ha ha cock gobbler.

ha ha ditto

[Carcinus]

Ha ha cock gobbler.

ha ha ditto

I don't eat chicken.

[Spider_dude]

just cawk for you then? i like poultry

[enoughfakefiles]

ha ha ditto

I don't eat chicken.

Just dairy products :pinch:

[Carcinus]

So I've heard.

[JPaul]

I like fungus and moss too.

:ignoring JP:
:cry:

Wait a mo - you really are Busboy.

[Carcinus]

I like fungus and moss too.

:ignoring JP:
:cry:

Wait a mo - you really are Busboy.


Is he a nature geek too? :lol:

[JPaul]

:cry:

Wait a mo - you really are Busboy.


Is he a nature geek too? :lol:
Trained Botanist apparentement.

[Carcinus]

Is he a nature geek too? :lol:
Trained Botanist apparentement.

Oh yes, that's right and I'm a professional skydiver

[JPaul]

Trained Botanist apparentement.

Oh yes, that's right and I'm a professional skydiver
How's that working out, it must be quite seasonal.

Is that why you wanted the Bingo Calling, during the bad weather.

[Carcinus]

No, because it's my lifes ambition to work in a bingo hall.

Truthfully, I was made redundant after the charity I worked for couldn't fund my post anymore. Being very poor, and the jobs market in Plymouth not so good at the moment, I'm applying for anything.

[Petri]

Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.

[Spider_dude]

pretty much like yer face blud

[JPaul]

Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.
Much like the human condition.

Indeed we should propose this thread as a metaphor for the ultimate futility of man's existence.

Good suggestion.

[Carcinus]

Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.


Sorry you feel that way. I'm afraid I can't give you back the 45 seconds of your life you wasted reading it. I will however try to ensure everything I say has a point, from here on in. :dry:

[JPaul]

pretty much like yer face blud
See' If I'd thought it thro' that's what I would have posted.

[JPaul]

Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.


Sorry you feel that way. I'm afraid I can't give you back the 45 seconds of your life you wasted reading it. I will however try to ensure everything I say has a point, from here on in. :dry:
I definitely wouldn't have posted that.

[JPaul]

No, because it's my lifes ambition to work in a bingo hall.

Truthfully, I was made redundant after the charity I worked for couldn't fund my post anymore. Being very poor, and the jobs market in Plymouth not so good at the moment, I'm applying for anything.
Nothing available in the moss / fungus line then.

[Spider_dude]

ar5e

[JPaul]

ar5e
No thanks, I have plans.

Perhaps later if you're still up for it.

[Carcinus]

No, because it's my lifes ambition to work in a bingo hall.

Truthfully, I was made redundant after the charity I worked for couldn't fund my post anymore. Being very poor, and the jobs market in Plymouth not so good at the moment, I'm applying for anything.
Nothing available in the moss / fungus line then.

Not at the moment. I might do some volunteering at the beach I used to work at, showing crabs to children. It's always fun

[JPaul]

Nothing available in the moss / fungus line then.

I might do some volunteering at the beach I used to work at, showing crabs to children.
:shutup:

[Carcinus]

I've been in the supermarket before and heard a little voice pipe up, "Mummy, that lady showed me her crabs!" :blushing:

[JPaul]

I've been in the supermarket before and heard a little voice pipe up, "Mummy, that lady showed me her crabs!" :blushing:
:lol::earl:

Hence the name, presumament. An homage to you supermarketly embarrassment.

[JPaul]

Hands up anyone who read that as embarrass mont.

[Carcinus]

I've been in the supermarket before and heard a little voice pipe up, "Mummy, that lady showed me her crabs!" :blushing:
:lol::earl:

Hence the name, presumament. An homage to you supermarketly embarrassement.

The name is because I've a hard shell, eight legs and big claws. I also shed my skin and scavenge the seabed for food. Though not at the same time.

[JPaul]

:lol::earl:

Hence the name, presumament. An homage to you supermarketly embarrassement.

The name is because I've a hard shell, eight legs and big claws. I also shed my skin and scavenge the seabed for food. Though not at the same time.
I had always taken it to be the exoskeleton you shed. One lives and learns.

[Carcinus]

Yes ok it's the exoskeleton. I was over-simplifying. I'm sorry.

[JPaul]

Yes ok it's the exoskeleton. I was over-simplifying. I'm sorry.
Oh, we're too stupid to understand you now. Is that it.

Racist.

[Carcinus]

I don't think that at all.

[JPaul]

I don't think that at all.
Yeah, like adding condescension makes it better.

Nazi.

[Spider_dude]

does that make cheese eva braun?

[JPaul]

does that make cheese eva braun?
Translated to English.

Is Dave ill when drinking a pint in Newcastle ?

[Carcinus]

I don't think that at all.
Yeah, like adding condescension makes it better.

Nazi.

I'm not being condensedating.

[JPaul]

Yeah, like adding condescension makes it better.

Nazi.

I'm not being condensedating.
Here we go, the big words come out.

j2k4

[Carcinus]

Bah.

I'm going to sleep. Cheese will take my place soon.

[JPaul]

Bah.

I'm going to sleep. Cheese will take my plaice soon.
How nice for you both.

TTFN

[Petri]

Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.
Sorry you feel that way. I'm afraid I can't give you back the 45 seconds of your life you wasted reading it. I will however try to ensure everything I say has a point, from here on in. :dry:
Please don't, it's much more fun this way. Until you showed up, JPaul was pretty much the only one whose posts were worth reading. :)

pretty much like yer face blud
Well, umm... yeah, my face isn't very pointy. :huh:

[JPaul]

Sorry you feel that way. I'm afraid I can't give you back the 45 seconds of your life you wasted reading it. I will however try to ensure everything I say has a point, from here on in. :dry:
Please don't, it's much more fun this way. Until you showed up, JPaul was pretty much the only one whose posts were worth reading. :)

pretty much like yer face blud
Well, umm... yeah, my face isn't very pointy. :huh:
I have a Finlandish sense of humour. :ftw:

I like Petri, he's cultured.

[Proper Bo]

:lawl: jp's got a boyfriend :ghey:

[JPaul]

:lawl: jp's got a boyfriend :ghey:
Shhh, don't tell Petri.

[Proper Bo]

:rolf: