My UKNova Ratio

[JPaul]

It's dropped to 0.999.

It's not been less than 1 for feckin' ages and it's doing my box in.

Please to be chastising me until I've got it over 1 again.

Thanks in advance.

[GepperRankins]

i have 1< on everything :01:

[JPaul]

i have 1< on everything :01:
Leich

[GepperRankins]

wod :dry:

[GepperRankins]

i'm a lion


Uploaded: 273.94 GiB
Downloaded: 276.26 GiB


Ratio: 1.279 Uploaded: 9.20 GB Downloaded: 7.19 GB


Your Share Ratio: 1.06

Uploaded: 50.22 GB

Downloaded: 47.43 GB



Your RATIO: 1.147
Uploaded: 63.31 GB
Downloaded: 55.21 GB

[Spider_dude]

i thought puretna was pure tits and arse? if so half your torrent accounts are porno ones

[GepperRankins]

i thought puretna was pure tits and arse? if so half your torrent accounts are porno ones
ja so?

[Proper Bo]

nova ratio=

7:1

http://www.coalvillecc.org.uk/Nova.jpg

[erdaman]

damn 7:1 thats HUGE...

[Mr JP Fugley]

Back over 1. Thanks for the help.

[Spider_dude]

i thought puretna was pure tits and arse? if so half your torrent accounts are porno ones
ja so?

maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?

[manker]

Everyone knows that you get really good in bed by watching loads of porn.

[Spider_dude]

last time i fuckoed this girl in the face and told her to suck my cawk, then i told her i was gonna pound her ass. then she slapped me.

[manker]

You were just unlucky. Most hawt chicks love that kind of thing :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

She obviously hasn't seen much porn, and is therefore rubbish in bed. I bet she was surprised when at the moment of climax you whipped your old man out and squirted her in the face with it, too. :dabs:

[Spider_dude]

she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.

[Spider_dude]

she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.

[Spider_dude]

<3 double postage

[Barbarossa]

Asking for a pearl necklace for her birthday present was probably a mistake too. :no:

[Spider_dude]

i remember when she was looking through a holiday brochure and said she'd like to try water sports. so i pished on her face.

[Cheese]

nova ratio=

7:1

http://www.coalvillecc.org.uk/Nova.jpg
Wow, dogging is sooo ghey in Sunderland.

[Barbarossa]

No, the two in the car and the one on the bonnet are in fact women, and considered quite attractive, locally.

[Spider_dude]

he has the windows down that means you can join in

[Proper Bo]

100%, all of you, 100%:no:

[thewizeard]

heh...are you keeping it all to yourself? Time to visit Soulseek ;) Wont help your ratio much though...

[jrmyolvr]

so...............???

[JPaul]

heh...are you keeping it all to yourself? Time to visit Soulseek ;) Wont help your ratio much though...
I've tried to log in 3 or 4 times in the last couple of days, but when I do it crashes half way thro' booting.

[manker]

heh...are you keeping it all to yourself? Time to visit Soulseek ;) Wont help your ratio much though...
I've tried to log in 3 or 4 times in the last couple of days, but when I do it crashes half way thro' booting.Just tell him you can't be arsed.

I used to make up excuses like that when I couldn't be fecked to talk to Dave on msn.

I've changed my ways now - it's kinder in the long run :smilie4:

[JPaul]

I've tried to log in 3 or 4 times in the last couple of days, but when I do it crashes half way thro' booting.Just tell him you can't be arsed.

I used to make up excuses like that when I couldn't be fecked to talk to Dave on msn.

I've changed my ways now - it's kinder in the long run :smilie4:
:lol: :earl:

It's true. True I tells ya.

It happens when I have all of the hard drives on when logging in. If I do it one at a time I've got to add them individually into the index and that takes fecking ages.

[manker]

Just tell him you can't be arsed.

I used to make up excuses like that when I couldn't be fecked to talk to Dave on msn.

I've changed my ways now - it's kinder in the long run :smilie4:
:lol: :earl:

It's true. True I tells ya.

It happens when I have all of the hard drives on when logging in. If I do it one at a time I've got to add them individually into the index and that takes fecking ages.Bless.

Do you want me to tell him for you :hug:

[JPaul]

:lol: :earl:

It's true. True I tells ya.

It happens when I have all of the hard drives on when logging in. If I do it one at a time I've got to add them individually into the index and that takes fecking ages.Bless.

Do you want me to tell him for you :hug:
Can you tell his pal that your pal doesn't want to go out with him anymore.

[manker]

I thought that's what I was doing :ermm:

[JPaul]

I thought that's what I was doing :ermm:
Maybe you were being too subtle.

[manker]

:lol:

Not normally a failing of mine, I have to say.

[JPaul]

:lol:

Not normally a failing of mine, I have to say.
What are you getting at.

[manker]

Hoi! Stop trying to bury that post under a cavalcade of pages such that your mate, that you don't really want to speak to, will be less likely to see what's been written.

I'm trying to be kind :)

[JPaul]

I'm trying to be kind :)
You are, to a fault.

subtle and kind = manker.

[manker]

I think that's the first time anyone has ever approximated those two characteristics to me in the same sentence fragment.

I suppose everyone else just thinks it :happy:

[JPaul]

I think that's the first time anyone has ever approximated those two characteristics to me in the same sentence fragment.

I suppose everyone else just thinks it :happy:
I actually sit on the panel for the Oxford English Dictionary and we are currently discussing whether the word manker should be included.

The possible definitions are ;

A subtle and kind person.

A Welsh Welcher.

Just this guy on the interweb, you know.

[manker]

I think that's the first time anyone has ever approximated those two characteristics to me in the same sentence fragment.

I suppose everyone else just thinks it :happy:
I actually sit on the panel for the Oxford English Dictionary and we are currently discussing whether the word manker should be included.

The possible definitions are ;

A subtle and kind person.

A Welsh Welcher.

Just this guy on the interweb, you know.
When you and your so called panel have honed your proposal, submit it to me and I'll give 'manker' due ponderance as to whether it gets included in the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.

Not promising, mind :smilie4:

[JPaul]

See, you're doing that subtle thing again.

Is this the "end of the tax year, rip the pish out of the clients" you.

Heaven forfend they ever find out that you actually get the blonde with the hawt bewbs to actually fill in their returns for them.

[manker]

Good lord, no.

I have computer software to fill in the end of tax-year PAYE forms (which are the only forms that are due around this time). It's fairly expensive but frees up the hawt bewbs burds for other duties.

[JPaul]

Good lord, no.

I have computer software to fill in the end of tax-year PAYE forms (which are the only forms that are due around this time). It's fairly expensive but frees up the hawt bewbs burds for other duties.
Ah, filing and photocopying.

The lasses are always at their happiest with a bit of filing and photocopying.

For an added bonus, let her make you a nice wee cup of tea. That'll make her feel special.

[manker]

If ever I need an advisor for such matters, I'll definitely sound you out.

That's gold, mate. Pure gold.

[JPaul]

If ever I need an advisor for such matters, I'll definitely sound you out.

That's gold, mate. Pure gold.

Always a pleasure, never a chore.

[Adster]

ahh fuck mathes