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Seedler
03-29-2006, 03:06 AM
You have to at least be able to play an easy song well to qualify as "playing that instrument".

I play piano (level 10 biatch w00t w00t), guitar, and the harmonica:lol:

tesco
03-29-2006, 03:07 AM
According to your criteria i can play recorder, piano, guitar, bass guitar, clarinet, saxophone, harmonica, xylophone. :P

manker
03-29-2006, 03:08 AM
I play piano (level 10 biatch w00t w00t)Bo does too - and he's also a raving homosexual.

Coincidence? I think not.

Proper Bo
03-29-2006, 03:08 AM
piano, guitar, bass, drums and kazoo

Carcinus
03-29-2006, 03:09 AM
I can play guitar well, mediocre fiddle and trombone, some bass, and I excel at the pink piccalo.

Proper Bo
03-29-2006, 03:09 AM
I play piano (level 10 biatch w00t w00t)Bo does too - and he's also a raving homosexual.

Coincidence? I think not.

no i don't:unsure:

I kinda suck bawls at the piano:dabs:

















tis how i got my gcse music:naughty:

Proper Bo
03-29-2006, 03:11 AM
mediocre fiddle

sounds rude:pinch:

manker
03-29-2006, 03:12 AM
Bo does too - and he's also a raving homosexual.

Coincidence? I think not.

no i don't:unsure:

I kinda suck bawls at the piano:dabs:Well, your teacher could have at least waited til he got you in the back-room before he made you suck his bawls :dabs:

Proper Bo
03-29-2006, 03:13 AM
no i don't:unsure:

I kinda suck bawls at the piano:dabs:Well, your teacher could have at least waited til he got you in the back-room before he made you suck his bawls :dabs:

Poor show, editing my own joke out of my quote; and then re-wording it as your own.:no:

Adster
03-29-2006, 03:13 AM
5 if you include vocals

manker
03-29-2006, 03:15 AM
Well, your teacher could have at least waited til he got you in the back-room before he made you suck his bawls :dabs:

Poor show, editing my own joke out of my quote; and then re-wording it as your own.:no:
So I did :o

I thought you were refering to the fact that you had to learn the piano (and therefore become homosexual) in order to get your music GCSE.


Poor show from me. Agreed.

tesco
03-29-2006, 03:15 AM
5 if you include vocals
He said well.:P

Seedler
03-29-2006, 03:16 AM
I play piano (level 10 biatch w00t w00t)Bo does too - and he's also a raving homosexual.

Coincidence? I think not.

Are you implying that everyone in level 10 piano are raving homosexuals?:wacko:

Also, to think of all the time wasted in the lounge...I could be practicing and getting my scales up to 136 quarter note/minute, which I need for my ARCT performer's that I can't do right now. Too lazy:happy:

Seedler
03-29-2006, 03:17 AM
bd

sweet dreams

Hope I hurt adster in my sleep

Proper Bo
03-29-2006, 03:18 AM
Poor show, editing my own joke out of my quote; and then re-wording it as your own.:no: So I did :o

I thought you were refering to the fact that you had to learn the piano (and therefore become homosexual) in order to get your music GCSE.


Poor show from me. Agreed.

no, piano was A-level:mellow:

manker
03-29-2006, 03:19 AM
Bo does too - and he's also a raving homosexual.

Coincidence? I think not.

Are you implying that everyone in level 10 piano are raving homosexuals?:wacko: Yes.

Well spotted, nimrod.

Carcinus
03-29-2006, 03:23 AM
Bo does too - and he's also a raving homosexual.

Coincidence? I think not.

Are you implying that everyone in level 10 piano are raving homosexuals?:wacko:

Also, to think of all the time wasted in the lounge...I could be practicing and getting my scales up to 136 quarter note/minute, which I need for my ARCT performer's that I can't do right now. Too lazy:happy:


Jesus, you need 10 levels? In the UK we only need 8 to be the best.
I'm sensing spinal tappism here.

Seedler
03-29-2006, 04:25 AM
Are you implying that everyone in level 10 piano are raving homosexuals?:wacko:

Also, to think of all the time wasted in the lounge...I could be practicing and getting my scales up to 136 quarter note/minute, which I need for my ARCT performer's that I can't do right now. Too lazy:happy:


Jesus, you need 10 levels? In the UK we only need 8 to be the best.
I'm sensing spinal tappism here.

Yah, but it takes like 2 years to go through a higher UK level...

Here level 8 would be equal to like level 6 in UK.

Even after level 10, you need either ARCT performers or teachers.

Still got a long way to go...:whistling

Adster
03-29-2006, 05:49 AM
I play bass guitar piano vocals and drums

Cognac
03-29-2006, 08:43 AM
nope unfortunately!! althou beleive i'm key'd play many intruments.All i do allday tis play music!!!

So many talents swamp'd to learn!!:(

Guillaume
03-29-2006, 09:03 AM
I used to play the bass. Haven't touched one in years though.

Mr. Mulder
03-29-2006, 09:16 AM
about 5 years ago, when i was at skewl i sort of learnt to play the keyboard (cos chicks luv keyboards)

- can't remember a thing about it now though :unsure:

Barbarossa
03-29-2006, 09:23 AM
Piano I got to grade 6 I think. clarinet, I got to grade 5. Learning musical instruments at school was teh ghey, but it got me out of rugby practice. :dabs:

I taught myself to play guitar at Uni.

cpt_azad
03-29-2006, 11:33 AM
3 if you include vocals,

guitar and drums tho, since im too lazy to learn any other instrument (not to mention i have no interest in anything else, maybe bass).

sabien
03-29-2006, 01:23 PM
I play my handmade flute...

DorisInsinuate
03-29-2006, 01:53 PM
I play rightie-guitar leftie, so technically I don't play anything.

sArA
03-29-2006, 02:20 PM
Guitar, bass, clarinet, recorder, piano, vocals.

DanB
03-29-2006, 02:45 PM
nope unfortunately!! althou beleive i'm key'd play many intruments.All i do allday tis play music!!!

So many talents swamp'd to learn!!:(

:stars:

Damnatory
03-29-2006, 07:05 PM
I started learning to play guitar about a month. From what I gather, I'm doing extremely well, but I still can't be convinced. I can play Simple Man in time though. :D

j2k4
03-29-2006, 09:24 PM
I excel at the pink piccalo.

That would be the last option, I think. :P

maebach
03-29-2006, 11:24 PM
alto saxophone

Wolfmight
03-30-2006, 07:13 PM
I play a keyboard synthesiser. That's about it.

twisterX
03-30-2006, 07:43 PM
nothing.

enoughfakefiles
03-30-2006, 08:03 PM
nothing.

What sound does that make :unsure:

missie
03-30-2006, 08:14 PM
Organ. :lookaroun

Grade 2 - pass with 1st class honours. 95/100
Grade 3 - pass with honours. 87/100

Dlove
04-14-2009, 01:11 AM
guitar

tesco
04-14-2009, 01:19 AM
Why did I vote 8+ back in 2006? :unsure:

edit: ah, it was seedler's shitty criteria.
I'm sure almost everyone here can play 'twinkle twinkle little star' on any instrument...

Barbarossa
04-14-2009, 10:50 AM
I can't see what I voted :(

Ross, can you make a poll public after the event?

(and if so why can't I... :dry: )

Barbarossa
04-14-2009, 10:53 AM
Piano I got to grade 6 I think. clarinet, I got to grade 5. Learning musical instruments at school was teh ghey, but it got me out of rugby practice. :dabs:

I taught myself to play guitar at Uni.

:pinch:

I hate reading my own old posts :pinch: :pinch:

Bone.W.Machine
04-14-2009, 11:56 AM
I play drums, guitar, bass and piano.:smartass:

Skweeky
04-14-2009, 04:26 PM
I play the recorder and the CD player.

KFlint
04-14-2009, 05:56 PM
Bet you can play the triangle with a little practice, that would make 3

Skweeky
04-14-2009, 06:02 PM
Good point. Maybe the maracas as well, thats 4!

JPaul
04-14-2009, 06:22 PM
Piano I got to grade 6 I think. clarinet, I got to grade 5. Learning musical instruments at school was teh ghey, but it got me out of rugby practice. :dabs:

I taught myself to play guitar at Uni.

:pinch:

I hate reading my own old posts :pinch: :pinch:

No wonder, you sounded like a big lassie in that one.

tjm21
04-14-2009, 09:21 PM
played the recorder until I was 7 years old but got chucked out of the class for being so bad! lol

technodrome
04-15-2009, 06:23 PM
Guitar and Piano for now :D

The Flying Cow
04-15-2009, 07:24 PM
Used to play the violin alright.

Kind of dropped it these past couple of years.

Proper Bo
04-15-2009, 07:50 PM
Used to play the violin alright.

Kind of dropped it these past couple of years.

It's probably broken by now, like.

JPaul
04-17-2009, 04:55 PM
Used to play the violin alright.

Kind of dropped it these past couple of years.

It's probably broken by now, like.

You are clearly a :drummer:

Proper Bo
04-17-2009, 04:58 PM
shit off, I can read music:snooty:

DOORIDO
04-19-2009, 09:33 PM
000
no I can't :(

GeeGeeGee
05-28-2009, 12:40 PM
flute

loplandy
04-01-2010, 02:51 PM
I play guitar . I have learned to play Moonflower and Europa( Carlos Santana) . :)

DATTER
04-01-2010, 03:57 PM
Nothing lol.

Scavenger
04-01-2010, 04:04 PM
Been a guitarist for over 3 years already.

anoneemuse
04-04-2010, 10:53 AM
guitar

i have two in my celieng

jaghardig
04-04-2010, 11:47 AM
Guitar ftw!

kikurt
04-04-2010, 04:52 PM
I can play guitar well

kik1737
04-04-2010, 04:58 PM
piano and flute

unknown1_
04-05-2010, 07:54 AM
piano, flute, violin, guitar, korean drums, and the harp. all thanks to my father of course.

pint76o
04-08-2010, 04:30 PM
Yes I can play harmonica, it's quite easy if you practice some time :)

yann3804
04-09-2010, 02:01 AM
Piano for ten years.

Barbarossa
04-09-2010, 08:30 AM
Piano for ten years.

Your fingers must be well tired by now... :ermm:

Speedo
04-09-2010, 11:21 AM
Piano for ten years.

Your fingers must be well tired by now... :ermm:

I'd love to play piano, but I'm stuck with a guitar. Finger muscles don't grow that much, and its not the power of the individual pointer that makes the difference sounds. It's all about getting you fingers to get along and do what your brain commands. And at later point in playing instruments it becomes second nature.

Quasar
06-12-2011, 05:27 AM
I thought there might be a thread like this buried in the forum somewhere. It's been a while since the last post, but thought I would mention I've been playing drums and percussion for about 21 years now. Like most musicians, I've played in local bands and taught on the side for many years. I've always been drawn to percussion since I was a kid. Something about beating something and making music at the same time that appealed to me I guess.

Hologram
06-12-2011, 09:47 AM
I can play piano and I've recently started to learn guitar.

Hologram
06-12-2011, 08:54 PM
Buckethead!

c0lzUk
06-18-2011, 02:13 PM
:no: not a dam thing :lol:

Hologram
06-18-2011, 09:52 PM
:no: not a dam thing :lol:

Not even penis?