Scottish Cup Semi-Final

[JPaul]

Dundee v Gretna.

There must be a good 12 or 13 people in Hampden.

Gretna are 1 up at half time.

Scottish football is a feckin' joke. Fact.

[Spider_dude]

mon the hibs

[manker]

Scottish football is a feckin' joke. Fact.Could be worse, mate. In the Welsh Cup, we had Wrexham Vs the might of TNS (Total Network Solutions).

I paraphrase because I really don't know who were in the semis :dabs:

[JPaul]

mon the hibs
Hibees ftw.

[JPaul]

Gretna Pen

[JPaul]

Goal, Gretna 2 up.

I hope they win and all that, but FFS.

[JPaul]

Gretna 3 up.

Good on them.

[Carcinus]

Why is Scottish football a joke just because Gretna are winning. I don't understand.

[JPaul]

They're in the final.

http://www.gretnafootballclub.co.uk/art/logo-small.jpg

Congrats.

The Chairman is sitting in the stands with the rest of the fans, wearing his Team scarf and casual clothes.

[Carcinus]

I still don't get it. Explain.

Is Gretna a very small team or something?

[JPaul]

I still don't get it. Explain.

Is Gretna a very small team or something?
I refuse to be rodded, in a football (soccer) thread, by a burd.

[Carcinus]

Honest I'm not. I just don't get why a small team getting into the finals means that Scottish Football is a joke.

[manker]

Honest I'm not. I just don't get why a small team getting into the finals means that Scottish Football is a joke.
:wacko:

If a shite team, like Gretna, can get into the final, it must mean that the other teams aren't really up to much.

[JPaul]

Honest I'm not. I just don't get why a small team getting into the finals means that Scottish Football is a joke.
Gretna are in the Scottish Second Division (The third level of Scottish football). They are at best a part time team. Feck the main striker is actually a Doctor (medical) the rest of the team will also have proper day jobs.

They are now in the final of our premier cup competition, which puts how good the rest of the teams must be into perspective.

EDIT - manker said it better. Read his explanation.

[Cheese]

Will they get into Europe?

[Carcinus]

But why are they considered shite if they got into the final. Surely they must have won lots of stuff to get there.

[JPaul]

Will they get into Europe?
Depends.

If they win it.

If they play Hearts in the Final and Hearts get second place (in SPL) then they do.

I don't know how it works out if Hibs reach the final and beat them. I think that's a no.

[JPaul]

But why are they considered shite if they got into the final. Surely they must have won lots of stuff to get there.
Shite in a global sense.

Scotlands top teams can't beat a team from their own third level, therefore Scotland's top teams can't be that good. Therefore Scottish football is a joke.

Think of it as buying a handbag from poundstretchers.

[manker]

I feel an urge to post a pic of a Yorkie bar.

http://www.uknet.net/showcase/BritishFood/yorkie.sized.jpg

[JPaul]

Bless.

Bibliography - Posts by manker.

[Carcinus]

But why are they considered shite if they got into the final. Surely they must have won lots of stuff to get there.
Shite in a global sense.

Scotlands top teams can't beat a team from their own third level, therefore Scotland's top teams can't be that good. Therefore Scottish football is a joke.

Think of it as buying a handbag from poundstretchers.


AH I see. That makes sense. I had no idea what level they were in because I don't follow Scottish football. I'll pay attention from now. Thanks for explaining something I didn't understand about a sport I don't follow and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting.

[manker]

In other news:

BIRMINGHAM 0 - 0 CHELSEA!!!!!1!!!1

'av it, you Mourinho cunt.

[manker]

Shite in a global sense.

Scotlands top teams can't beat a team from their own third level, therefore Scotland's top teams can't be that good. Therefore Scottish football is a joke.

Think of it as buying a handbag from poundstretchers.


AH I see. That makes sense. I had no idea what level they were in because I don't follow Scottish football. I'll pay attention from now. Thanks for explaining something I didn't understand about a sport I don't follow and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting.RealitY?

:ermm:

[Carcinus]

AH I see. That makes sense. I had no idea what level they were in because I don't follow Scottish football. I'll pay attention from now. Thanks for explaining something I didn't understand about a sport I don't follow and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting.RealitY?

:ermm:


Twonk.

[JPaul]

Shite in a global sense.

Scotlands top teams can't beat a team from their own third level, therefore Scotland's top teams can't be that good. Therefore Scottish football is a joke.

Think of it as buying a handbag from poundstretchers.


AH I see. That makes sense. I had no idea what level they were in because I don't follow Scottish football. I'll pay attention from now. Thanks for explaining something I didn't understand about a sport I don't follow and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting.

As soon as I mentioned a handbag the fog parted.

Warning mixed metaphor above.

PS I have absolutely no idea what
and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting. means.

[JPaul]

RealitY?

:ermm:


Twonk.
Hoi, that's my insult, you said.

[manker]

Curses.

She's worked out that you're me.

[Cheese]

In other news, Bowyer has scored for Newcastle. :01:

[manker]

Robbie Keane has just replied for Spurs.

Apologies if this is a bit late, I'm watching the scores come in on a Chinese stream while watching the United match - so I may not know the final score until sometime this evening :dabs:

[manker]

Kevin Nolan = quality and should be on the ferry to Berlin.

Bolton just scored :dabs:

[manker]

Newcastle 3-1 up now.

Saha just equalised for Man United with an outstanding strike with the outside of his right foot.

:01:

[Carcinus]

AH I see. That makes sense. I had no idea what level they were in because I don't follow Scottish football. I'll pay attention from now. Thanks for explaining something I didn't understand about a sport I don't follow and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting.

As soon as I mentioned a handbag the fog parted.

Warning mixed metaphor above.

PS I have absolutely no idea what
and not taking the piss because I'm a girl like I can understand would be tempting. means.

Poor sentence construction is a typical symptom of my current plague. :snooty:

Bradford bulls 14, Hull 6.
It's a bit muddy underfoot at Odsal today. I've not seen a game in such bog-like conditions since before the advent of the superleague.

[JPaul]

Poor sentence construction is a typical symptom of my current plague. :snooty:


Syntaids.

Hands up if you get that. Bet I can name the people who will.

[Carcinus]

Poor sentence construction is a typical symptom of my current plague. :snooty:


Syntaids.

Hands up if you get that. Bet I can name the people who will.

Another twonk point awarded to JP.

Bradford 18, Hull 6.

Their shirts are in a terrible state. I wonder how on earth they'll get them clean. Vanish Oxy-action perhaps.:blink:

[JPaul]

Their shirts are in a terrible state. I wonder how on earth they'll get them clean. Vanish Oxy-action perhaps.:blink:
:glag::earl:

Chapeau.

[manker]

Syntaids.

Hands up if you get that. Bet I can name the people who will.I'm not even going to dignify that with a response :snooty:

[manker]

Syntaids.

Hands up if you get that. Bet I can name the people who will.I'm not even going to dignify that with a response :snooty:Feck.

[JPaul]

Syntaids.

Hands up if you get that. Bet I can name the people who will.I'm not even going to dignify that with a response :snooty:
I'm taking that as a no.

[manker]

You take it whichever way you like, mate.

Being inside changes a man, ask Tom Leo :dabs:

[Carcinus]

Their shirts are in a terrible state. I wonder how on earth they'll get them clean. Vanish Oxy-action perhaps.:blink:
:glag::earl:

Chapeau.

Do you know. That pitch would look a whole lot nicer with some pretty flowerbeds around the edge. Maybe a water-feature in the middle or something.

Bradford 19, Hull 12. Seven minutes to go.

[Cheese]

It's nice to see the BBC sports updater guy is enjoying himself today:


1544: What's this? No goal for more than 10 minutes. That stat is due in no small part to Villa goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen who gets a slight touch to deny Emmanuel Eboue after a slick Arsenal move.
1547: HALF-TIME On the cusp of the break Tottenham's Egyptian striker Mido slams a shot on to the Newcastle crossbar and the relative goal drought continues as the players turn for the tunnel in the five matches.



Usually they let the work experience guy update it...:dry:

[JPaul]

:glag::earl:

Chapeau.

Do you know. That pitch would look a whole lot nicer with some pretty flowerbeds around the edge. Maybe a water-feature in the middle or something.

Bradford 19, Hull 12. Seven minutes to go.
I see you take your egg chasing seriously, Ma'am

[manker]

I've noticed that on previous occasions with the BBC vidiprinter thing too :lol:

Why don't you stream the game, Chebus?

[JPaul]

I can never get the streaming thing to work.

P'raps it's my twonking lack of interweb talent.

Warning - The above has nothing to do with my penis. Flaccid or otherwise.

[Carcinus]

Do you know. That pitch would look a whole lot nicer with some pretty flowerbeds around the edge. Maybe a water-feature in the middle or something.

Bradford 19, Hull 12. Seven minutes to go.
I see you take your egg chasing seriously, Ma'am


Well it is nearly easter, and women LOVE chocolate, don't they!


Last minute try from Bradford and scores are:

Bradford 23 Hull 12.

Matt Cook stole mankers hair.

[JPaul]

I see you take your egg chasing seriously, Ma'am


Well it isnearly easter, and women LOVE chocolate, don't they!


Apparently it gives you a brain orgasm.

[manker]

Matt Cook stole mankers hair.Well someone is, each morning and leaving great clumps of it in my shower http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

Pics, please.

[Carcinus]

Well it isnearly easter, and women LOVE chocolate, don't they!


Apparently it gives you a brain orgasm.

Whats one of them?

[manker]

:o

[JPaul]

Apparently it gives you a brain orgasm.

Whats one of them?
It's like the normal front bottom orgasm, but a bit higher up.

[Carcinus]

Matt Cook stole mankers hair.Well someone is, each morning and leaving great clumps of it in my shower http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

Pics, please.


http://www.bradfordbulls.co.uk/images/squad/49.jpg


Challenge cup holders being knocked out in the first round. Thats just gutting.

[manker]

Whats one of them?
It's like the normal front bottom orgasm, but a bit higher up.You say that as if you have front bottom orgasms, JP.

Has someone torn you a new arsehole, mayhap.

[JPaul]

It's like the normal front bottom orgasm, but a bit higher up.You say that as if you have front bottom orgasms, JP.

Has someone torn you a new arsehole, mayhap.
Well you've got hair like a big lassie.

[manker]

Well someone is, each morning and leaving great clumps of it in my shower http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

Pics, please.


http://www.bradfordbulls.co.uk/images/squad/49.jpg


Challenge cup holders being knocked out in the first round. Thats just gutting.I suppose his hair is a bit like mine ... I look much more manly, however :smilie4:

I can't follow the RL anymore. I used to like it when all the Welsh stars went there (in a perverse way) - but now there's as much money in union and they don't go, I tend to ignore the Super (sic) League.

[manker]

You say that as if you have front bottom orgasms, JP.

Has someone torn you a new arsehole, mayhap.
Well you've got hair like a big lassie.
Shut it, DanB.

[JPaul]

In my mind's eye your hair was gelled and a wee bit spikey. Not long like Gavin Henson, short and spiked.

I may have to re-evaluate what I think of you.

[manker]

In my mind's eye your hair was gelled and a wee bit spikey. Not long like Gavin Henson, short and spiked.

I may have to re-evaluate what I think of you.It used to be.

In the past year I've grown it so it looks like that of the double hard bar-steward of a rugby player above.

[JPaul]

In my mind's eye your hair was gelled and a wee bit spikey. Not long like Gavin Henson, short and spiked.

I may have to re-evaluate what I think of you.It used to be.

In the past year I've grown it so it looks like that of the double hard bar-steward of a rugby player above.
I must remember it from the phoatie of the bin, which had you reflected in it's cheap chrome surface.

[manker]

Or the brazilian phoaties I posted of myself at t'old Moderation in which I had short, gelled spiky hair :dabs:

[Carcinus]

manker, exposed.

Sorry mate.

If it's any consolation. I've got hair like a girl too.


I've been a RL fan since I was about 11. Not an easy thing to be when growing up in London.

[manker]

Do I look bovvered :snooty:

[JPaul]

Or the brazilian phoaties I posted of myself at t'old Moderation in which I had short, gelled spiky hair :dabs:
You know, that could well be it. :whistling

manker's Brazillian = hawt.

[JPaul]

If it's any consolation. I've got hair like a girl too.

I had you marked down as a No 3.

[manker]

If it's any consolation. I've got hair like a girl too.

I had you marked down as a No 3.
:lol:

[Carcinus]

I've got hair like Slash. :cry:

[manker]

This Man U Vs Bolton game is fantastic - real end to end stuff.


Btw, Ivan Campo has stolen crab girl's hair.

[manker]

Ruud has just come on as a sub - United are playing three up front.

Saha just set up van Nistelrooy for a tap-in for united to edge ahead after dominating the play for a good 15 minutes.

The two players embrace and go up to the untied fans, still embracing, to show to the fans their unity despite being rivals for the same striking slot.

I wouldn't have seen that if it wasn't for streaming dodgy Chinese channels. The interweb is fantastic.

[Spider_dude]

i always imagined manker as a lassie also. if i met him irl i'd call him manker cos i still dotn know his real name and have been too drunk/bovvered to ask him his real name.

[JPaul]

spd.

Tell me this and tell me no more. Did you come in a wee bit pished this moring.

[manker]

Cheese and crab-girl still called me manker even after I told them my :earl: name :dabs:

[Spider_dude]

yeah i was slightly. i am fine now, velvet has that effect, 4 shites and your fine.

[Carcinus]

Yeh but your real name is Ghey.

Archibald McFarlaine

[manker]

Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?

[manker]

Yeh but your real name is Ghey. That's my middle name :snooty:

[Spider_dude]

velvet=tennents velvet

[Spider_dude]

http://www.cannyscot.com/Tennents_velvet_-_500_s.jpg

[JPaul]

Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?
:P

I thought you went by the (nick)name of manker in real life. True story.

[JPaul]

I assumed a rod.

[manker]

velvet=tennents velvet
Never heard of that before.

http://www.inbevstudio.com/images/thumb/Tennents611.gif

Looks like poof juice :smilie4:

[manker]

Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?
:P

I thought you went by the (nick)name of manker in real life. True story.
:blink:

Is it national non sequitur day and no-one's bothered to tell me.

[Carcinus]

Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?
:P

I thought you went by the (nick)name of manker in real life. True story.


If he didn't before, he does now. I both refer to him and also address him as manker.

cheese is also cheese.

[Spider_dude]

ive just had the 6th shit of the day, not sure what happened to the 5th, it must have been silent :dabs:

[JPaul]

:P

I thought you went by the (nick)name of manker in real life. True story.
:blink:

Is it national non sequitur day and no-one's bothered to tell me.
I'm giving you half a point as I did bite, but then slipped the hook at the last possible moment.

To be honest the whole evidence, you referring to yourself, quotes from pubs was for the most part formed in my head and it was only the final editing prior to typing it which was left.

[Spider_dude]

he's on my phone as Manker, dave is on as Cheese, dan is on as DanB, thedave is on as EmoDave.

[JPaul]

Still grooming The, then. Or have you reached your endgame.

[Spider_dude]

he still sends me messages on msn telling me he loves bo.

[Carcinus]

he still sends me messages on msn telling me he loves bo.

:baz:

[JPaul]

he still sends me messages on msn telling me he loves bo.
What's "bo" your pet name for.

[Spider_dude]

your member

[JPaul]

your member
me know

your member too

[manker]

:blink:

Is it national non sequitur day and no-one's bothered to tell me.
I'm giving you half a point as I did bite, but then slipped the hook at the last possible moment.

To be honest the whole evidence, you referring to yourself, quotes from pubs was for the most part formed in my head and it was only the final editing prior to typing it which was left.Thanks for clearing that up.

[manker]

:blink:

[JPaul]

I'm giving you half a point as I did bite, but then slipped the hook at the last possible moment.

To be honest the whole evidence, you referring to yourself, quotes from pubs was for the most part formed in my head and it was only the final editing prior to typing it which was left.Thanks for clearing that up.
NP.

Please bear in mind that I'm doing this and also watching the Hearts v Hibs game and also telling spd it's on BBC1 Scotland, when all of the evidence points to the contrary.

That after doing a running commentary on the Barca v Real game last night which was a total fabrication after 1 - 1. As I recall it ended 5 - 1 in my World. With Deco scoring a spectacliar late free kick. spd called me a git for that particular escapade.

[Spider_dude]

are you declaring your mentalism?

[JPaul]

are you declaring your mentalism?
I knew you were going to say that.

[manker]

Thanks for clearing that up.
NP.

Please bear in mind that I'm doing this and also watching the Hearts v Hibs game and also telling spd it's on BBC1 Scotland, when all of the evidence points to the contrary.

That after doing a running commentary on the Barca v Real game last night which was a total fabrication after 1 - 1. As I recall it ended 5 - 1 in my World. With Deco scoring a spectacliar late free kick. spd called me a git for that particular escapade.My ambition is to get a thread about a fabricated sporting event moved into Sportsworld.

That would be fantastic.

[Spider_dude]

:david ike:

[manker]

I would try now but I'm haway for dinner!

[JPaul]

I would try now but I'm haway for dinner!
letters

[Carcinus]

According to google, a Haway is some sort of puked upon satanic pineapple.

Tasty.

http://www.litoralvirtual.com.br/tropical/haway.jpg

[JPaul]

If you put Haway into Dictionary.com it rejects it and suggests an altenative of ha way, if you do a search on that it rejects it and suggests Hawaii as an alternative.

Now that's just toooo spooky.

[Spider_dude]

manker is having gamon for lunch

[JPaul]

It's just getting weird now.

[Carcinus]

manker is having gamon for lunch

John Gamon.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Uh8TXXdES6h-rM:www.calstatela.edu/academic/biol/images/gamon.jpg

[JPaul]

manker is having gamon for lunch

John Gamon.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Uh8TXXdES6h-rM:www.calstatela.edu/academic/biol/images/gamon.jpg
He never mentioned he was having guests.

Rude git.

[Carcinus]

Having being the operative word.

[Colt Seevers]

Maybe a wee bit late...

Gretna ftw. Glad to see them making it to the final. Sounds like they may be facing The Jambos, current half time score 1-0 to Hearts... and Celtic should seriously consider signing the lad Kenny Dooucher <probably bad spelling> not only is he a top goal scorer but isn't he also a Doctor as well?

[JPaul]

He is indeed a Doctor as well. I think it's Deucher.

Oh and 2-0, Hartley scores again.

[JPaul]

It was actually a smashing free kick to be honest.

[JPaul]

It's Deuchar.

[Spider_dude]

gits

[Carcinus]

It's Deuchar.


I'm considering awarding you your first geek point.

[JPaul]

It's Deuchar.


I'm considering awarding you your first geek point.
For helping a chap :O

[Carcinus]

I'm considering awarding you your first geek point.
For helping a chap :O

For assuming that he cared as much as you did about the spelling. :P

[JPaul]

For helping a chap :O

For assuming that he cared as much as you did about the spelling. :P
Maybe he wanted to download a phoatie and his spelling was so off the mark that he couldn't do it.

[Carcinus]

Giving it stronger consideration now you are trying to justify yourself.

[JPaul]

Giving it stronger consideration now you are trying to justify yourself.
Some folk simply don't recognise helpfulness when they see it. Fact.

[Carcinus]

Warrington 22 Wigan 6.

What's happened to Wigan? They've turned shite.

[JPaul]

When watching egg chasing I favour Wigan as the team to follow. I have no idea why.

I never watch club Rugby Union, but do enjoy the international variety.

[Carcinus]

They've not managed to repeat their mega-success of the 60's but they're a good side. I've a fondness for them because some of my favorite players were Wigan lads. The likes of Sean Edwards and Martin Offiah for example.

They've made an excellent come-back this match and the score stands at 22 apiece.

[JPaul]

Andy Farrell - Fantastic

[Carcinus]

I saw him in his first international against the Aussies (I think) at Wembley. He played the second half of the under 18's match and scored, and then went on to play the first team match and scored again! He was brilliant. He looked a little like a pig at 18, but soon grew into his features.

Unlike Gary Connelly whose pretty face was gradually mashed up over his career.

[JPaul]

I always thought that, post Shaun Edwards, he was the Wigan teams heart.

And foot obviousement.

[Carcinus]

What, Farrell? Yes I think he was. I hope he does well in Union.
His debut was against NZ not Oz as I said earlier.

Shaun came down to us, and I was lucky enough to meet him several times in the clubhouse after the games. He's one of my all time favorite players ever since I saw him on an interview talking about his facial injury. "Yeh, I broke me eye socket, me cheekbone, me nose, and fractured me skull in this tackle, and didn't want to come off 'cause we needed to win, so I didn't let on I was hurt" Pauses reflectively then laughs, "I must be a bit of a nutter really"

Fantastic.

[manker]

Farrell came down to union last summer. He's not yet made a single mistake.

[Carcinus]

I didn't he'd played any, being injured and all that jazz.

[manker]

I didn't he'd played any, being injured and all that jazz.Y-e-a-h.

I hear the union pre-season training was too rough for him and his frail body couldn't cope with its rigours.

[Carcinus]

He's played a key role in the ardous game which is RL for over 13 years. We've put him out to grass in the gentler world of Union, where he can recuperate from the pasting his body has taken in RL for more than a decade.

Union. Where League players go to retire. Fact.

[manker]

He's played a key role in the ardous game which is RL for over 13 years. We've put him out to grass in the gentler world of Union, where he can recuperate from the pasting his body has taken in RL for more than a decade.

Union. Where League players go to retire. Fact.:P

He was still the best league player by a mile when he decided to go to Saracens for a few quid more. He's only 30, I think.

Mind, I do agree that RL is a tougher game, so did all the Welsh and NZ players, who had to do extra training to get up to speed, that I saw go there all those years ago :)

[Carcinus]

Piss-ant. Don't mock my grammer. I'm scanning a book for himself and am not concentrating properly.

[manker]

Is there some kind of PMage going on with the explicit aim to confuse me with non-sequiturs :huh:

[Carcinus]

You're working too hard and getting paranoid.

[manker]

I think I've worked it out - you're JPaul.

Btw, Emo Dave told me last night that I'm you.

[JPaul]

I remember watching Bath play Wigan (I think it was Bath). One half under the rules of each code.

The League players could play Union in a not badly way. The Union players were pish at League.

[JPaul]

I think I've worked it out - you're JPaul.

No I'm not.

[manker]

I think I've worked it out - you're JPaul.

No I'm not.
I was talking about crab-girl :rolleyes:

[manker]

I remember watching Bath play Wigan (I think it was Bath). One half under the rules of each code.

The League players could play Union in a not badly way. The Union players were pish at League.
I saw that game too, it was Bath and not too long ago. The second half (league rules) was pretty embarrassing for the union lads :pinch:

[JPaul]

No I'm not.
I was talking about crab-girl :rolleyes:
You = either :whoosh: or :rod:. Fact

[Carcinus]

I remember watching Bath play Wigan (I think it was Bath). One half under the rules of each code.

The League players could play Union in a not badly way. The Union players were pish at League.

Was that before they lifted the code-crossing restrictions and were having lots of "friendly" which code is better banter going on? I think I saw one in London with Bronco's versus 'Quins, before we played at the Stoop and were still at the Valley (Charlton's ground), and it was the same, the union players couldn't keep up. You really do need to be fitter and league IS a faster game.

Kinda breaks me heart that we've merged and I can't get used to calling us 'Quins RL', Especially with their Ghey little man logo. Ugh. I won't be buying the shirt.

[Carcinus]

I think I've worked it out - you're JPaul.

Btw, Emo Dave told me last night that I'm you.


What, me? How'd he work that one out?

I suppose your hair is naturally as curly as mine before you gheyify it.

[JPaul]

I think I've worked it out - you're JPaul.

Btw, Emo Dave told me last night that I'm you.


What, me? How'd he work that one out?

I suppose your hair is naturally as curly as mine before you gheyify it.
The bad news is, that also makes you Rikk.

[manker]

I think I've worked it out - you're JPaul.

Btw, Emo Dave told me last night that I'm you.


What, me? How'd he work that one out?

I suppose your hair is naturally as curly as mine before you gheyify it.His reasoning is that we both fancy JP, or something :dabs:

Actually, I degheyify my hair - everyone knows that's what straighteners do.

[JPaul]

What, me? How'd he work that one out?

I suppose your hair is naturally as curly as mine before you gheyify it.His reasoning is that we both fancy JP, or something :dabs:

Yeah, but it's purely physical with you.

[Carcinus]

I'm confused now. Who's who, and who fancies JP? Me and manker or manker and emo dave, or perhaps all of us, and JP is a really lucky guy?

So Straightening your hair is gheyer than having curly hair. I don't think so lil ghey dude.

[manker]

So Straightening your hair is gheyer than having curly hair. I don't think so lil ghey dude.I don't think so either :huh:

[JPaul]

Both Dave and manker fancy me. With The it's an emotional thing, with manker purely physical.

That is why The is going thro' such emotional turmoil at the moment. He can't reconcile the fact that he has feelings for a fat, middle aged, balding Scotsman.

Manker just wants a BJ.

[Carcinus]

So Straightening your hair is gheyer than having curly hair. I don't think so lil ghey dude.I don't think so either :huh:

Oh Bother!

:frusty:

@JP The fact that you boys have turned this threat from Rugby to BJs in such a small space of time means you are all categorically ghey.

[manker]

@JP The fact that you boys have turned this threat from Rugby to BJs in such a small space of time means you are all categorically ghey.Who is threatening you! Tell us and we'll protect you with our manly arms.

[JPaul]

I don't think so either :huh:

Oh Bother!

:frusty:

@JP The fact that you boys have turned this threat from Rugby to BJs in such a small space of time means you are all categorically ghey.
I'm as ghey as a manker on a blind date with a Maplin.

[JPaul]

I've re-considered. Maybe I should start these threads in Spurts World.

[Carcinus]

I've re-considered. Maybe I should start these threads in Spurts World.

It did get kind of sports-heavy in here earlier.

[Carcinus]

@JP The fact that you boys have turned this threat from Rugby to BJs in such a small space of time means you are all categorically ghey.Who is threatening you! Tell us and we'll protect you with our manly arms.


:glag:

Yeh. Ok. Right. Fine. Whatever.

[JPaul]

That's why we had to up the spamti and make sure they didn't move it.

Like the press ups thread. :blink:

[Carcinus]

Press ups are for pansys. I prefer doing them upsidedown and pushing gravity away from me, much harder.

[Carcinus]

Laters chaps. I've got to go and cook something for the worker man, and I'm guessing he'll want the laptop when he gets in.

[JPaul]

Laters chaps. I've got to go and cook something for the worker man, and I'm guessing he'll want the laptop when he gets in.
Letters M8

[manker]

Cya, crab-girl.

See, now I'm saying 'crab-girl' - it's making me think of a female equivilent of Darnell in My Name is Earl :dabs:

[Cheese]

Cya, crab-girl.

See, now I'm saying 'crab-girl' - it's making me think of a female equivilent of Darnell in My Name is Earl :dabs:

That's what I said when she said you were calling her that. :unsure:

[manker]

Did you also spell equivalent like a geptard in your mind's eye :pinch:

[Cheese]

She does have the same hair as Darnell...

[manker]

She does have the same hair as Darnell...
I wasn't gonna say it :D