tom leo just kicked the shit out of someone

[Spider_dude]

april fool. :dabs:

[JPaul]

Blast. Got me.

Nice one spd.

[Spider_dude]

i believe i left some tom leo drunken april mesages to some foo's' tonight.

[manker]

Got this message when I was tucked up in bed last night:

'Hello, Tom Leo here - being inside changes a man so stop being a cunt to Barry Maplin cos I'm Tom Leo and I'm I'm gonna cut your fucking face off, ya cunt ... hehe, cya later, PAL'.

:glag:

[JPaul]

:glag: :earl:

[DanB]

Tom Leo left me an message to telling me to watch my step or he'd be on me :o

[Spider_dude]

i can only apologise, last night was a drunken velvet night, i had to throw someone out of the pub for smoking also.

[manker]

Don't worry, tis quality.

I would only ask that you ring before I go to bed. A simple text to ask when this would be at around eleven O'Clock would suffice ftw :smilie4:

[JPaul]

i can only apologise, last night was a drunken velvet night, i had to throw someone out of the pub for smoking also.
Did you mean that to sound as Dutch as it did, also.

[Spider_dude]

ha ha, was the back of one i remember, i was walking home with a pizza made of ham pineapple and pepperoni after talkign to a girl i know from work who had the nicest set of chebs on display i have seen in a while.

[Spider_dude]

i know i cant end a sentence with also. but, i cant start one with but either, also.

[DanB]

:lol:

I quite enjoy turning my phone in the morning and having it beep I have a drunken spd mesage, at least then I know someone else should feel worse than I do.

It seems last night I turned my phone off then 10 minutes later 6 different people tried to get hold of me around 1am.

[Spider_dude]

who were the other 5?

[DanB]

My friend Markus twice,Burt, Alison and then some other number

[manker]

Markus = posh but quality, as I recall :smilie4:

Don't know the other people.

[Spider_dude]

alison must be the one he is shagging, AM I RITE?

[manker]

alison must be the one he is shagging, AM I RITE?
That's Burt :dabs:

(short for Burtha)

[JPaul]

i know i cant end a sentence with also. but, i cant start one with but either, also.
Not having a pop, speak to a Dutch person in English. They really like the word also. Particularly hanging it at the end of sentences, like some sort of abandoned conjunction.

[DanB]

I'm not shagging anyone atm :(

:lol: I still can't believe you think Markus is posh, he just sounds out cos he has some weird finnish hybrid accent. I don't think you did meet the other 2.




I'm having such trouble typing coherently this morning.

[manker]

i know i cant end a sentence with also. but, i cant start one with but either, also.
Not having a pop, speak to a Dutch person in English. They really like the word also. Particularly hanging it at the end of sentences, like some sort of abandoned conjunction.RealitY = dutch?

My grammatical pet hate (well, one of them) is when someone types 'and also'.

[JPaul]

My grammatical pet hate (well, one of them) is when someone types 'and also'.
:lol: :earl:

"(well, one of them)" Quality+

[Tom Leo]

I did just fukkin kick the shit out of someone as it goes. Tight-arsed n00b wouldn't gimme any action. Now his arse is only good enuff for putting ciggies out in. Won't be putting that in his letters out to mama I can tell yous.

Time inside, makes ya think, changes a man.

Changed him.

Spider duder, I'm watchin you, chum

[Spider_dude]

/yawn

[Tom Leo]

lube yersel up baby, I'm cummin over

[Spider_dude]

cos being inside changes a man. k