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JPaul
04-02-2006, 10:23 AM
It's effectively the Scottish Cup Final. Famous lost words.

Guillaume
04-02-2006, 10:33 AM
Could a modulator add a "who?" option, please?

JPaul
04-02-2006, 10:35 AM
Yes, yes they could. However if they do I will complain vigorously about being bullied.

Guillaume
04-02-2006, 10:38 AM
Oh well, I'll just pretend I know about scottish footie and go with the "it's a joke" option, then.

manker
04-02-2006, 10:40 AM
Despite, ostensibly, having the weaker team in the majority of bygone years, Hibs always seem well up for these derbies and get a result.

I'll go for them.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 10:43 AM
Despite, ostensibly, having the weaker team in the majority of bygone years, Hibs always seem well up for these derbies and get a result.

I'll go for them.
I agree.

The fact that Hearts keep sacking managers when there is even the remotest sign of minimal success also doesnt help their cause.

It is pretty much becoming received wisdom up here that Hearts is now little more than a money laundering vehicle for Mr Romanov. Buying 11 (yes 11) played in the January "window" and not using any of them kind of put the proverbial tin lid on it.

manker
04-02-2006, 10:46 AM
:lol:

Money laundering in the public eye! Why doesn't he just set up a several small non-limited businesses, such as hardware shops, like everyone else does :lookaroun

JPaul
04-02-2006, 10:52 AM
:lol:

Money laundering in the public eye! Why doesn't he just set up a several small non-limited businesses, such as hardware shops, like everyone else does :lookaroun
Overt to be covert, mate.

It's the old "no-one would be that obvious" trick. Even those such as yourself have fallen for it.

Dundee did the same a few years back. Only on a much smaller scale. With the money preuched from the shops run by the club owners.

Carcinus
04-02-2006, 10:52 AM
Football in Scotland? I thought they only tossed the caber, and flung hammers and stuff up there. Surely the terrain is far too rugged to have a football pitch?

Mind you, the only real sports in existence are Netball, Hockey and Hairdressing.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 10:58 AM
Football in Scotland? I thought they only tossed the caber, and flung hammers and stuff up there. Surely the terrain is far too rugged to have a football pitch?

Mind you, the only real sports in existence are Netball, Hockey and Hairdressing.
:glag:

Synchronised hairdressing is in the London Olympics, but only as a demonstration sport.

manker
04-02-2006, 11:01 AM
:lol:

Money laundering in the public eye! Why doesn't he just set up a several small non-limited businesses, such as hardware shops, like everyone else does :lookaroun
Overt to be covert, mate.

It's the old "no-one would be that obvious" trick. Even those such as yourself have fallen for it.

Dundee did the same a few years back. Only on a much smaller scale. With the money preuched from the shops run by the club owners.Being the pragmatist I am, I would say it nigh on impossible to run a large scale money laundering scheme thro' a high profile limited company whose shareholders appoint auditors. Especially with the new legislation.

I admit, however, that I am no expert in the field.

The whole situation is sad, the fans must be gutted, especially after the team showing so much early promise under Burley.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 11:04 AM
I however am an expert in the field and would say that
I would say it nigh on impossible ... would be improved greatly by the simple insertion of an "is" twixt "it" and "nigh".

You may want to try that.

manker
04-02-2006, 11:06 AM
I however am an expert in the field and would say that
I would say it nigh on impossible ... would be improved greatly by the simple insertion of an "is" twixt "it" and "nigh".

You may want to try that.
I was writing in a Scotch accent, duh.

Carcinus
04-02-2006, 11:08 AM
I however am an expert in a field


I thought that was manker. :blink:

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 11:08 AM
n the hibs

JPaul
04-02-2006, 11:13 AM
I however am an expert in a field


I thought that was manker. :blink:
What, money laundering. I thought he declared himself not an expert.

Carcinus
04-02-2006, 11:26 AM
I thought that was manker. :blink:
What, money laundering. I thought he declared himself not an expert.


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manker
04-02-2006, 11:27 AM
That should be your sig :lol:

Please to be updating regularly.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 11:28 AM
What, money laundering. I thought he declared himself not an expert.


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:lol:

I think :blink:

JPaul
04-02-2006, 11:43 AM
Hearts go 1 up.

Spoiler above, but no-one really cares.

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 11:46 AM
fuck, i've not got the sports channels due to some cheapness and i cant be arsed going to the pub. please find a stream manker.

Carcinus
04-02-2006, 11:47 AM
Not me. I'm waiting for the Challenge cup 4th round. Wakefield Trinity v Wigan Warriers.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 11:47 AM
It's on BBC1 Scotland, arse.

EDIT - Not Crabby.

manker
04-02-2006, 11:51 AM
fuck, i've not got the sports channels due to some cheapness and i cant be arsed going to the pub. please find a stream manker.
It's on BBC1 Scotland, arse :unsure:

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 11:54 AM
gits, its not on here. you just made me turn on my tv to check. its on sky

manker
04-02-2006, 11:57 AM
:lol:

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 11:58 AM
its cool, ive turned the sky onto radio scotland or something, listenign to hearts is better than watching them. fact.

manker
04-02-2006, 11:59 AM
Just checked and looked for a stream - it's not on anywhere.


Those Chinese and Korean bastards don't care about Scotch football, racist fuckers.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:00 PM
its cool, ive turned the sky onto radio scotland or something,
It's true, it's booming out all over the Country.

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 12:01 PM
loud glasweedggiaan bastards

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:04 PM
Pressleys head's just fallen off. There's no way they'll broadcast that on the radio.

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 12:07 PM
do hearts normally play with a headless pressley?

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:08 PM
Graham Rix is one of the pundits on Sky. He just said that he hopes the hun bastards get fecked and that the Hibees score 3 in the second half. They won't ever repeat that on Sky.

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:09 PM
do hearts normally play with a headless pressley?
:lol: :earl:

That was bad enough to be good.

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 12:14 PM
some hun is commentating on the radio, he tells you to shut up.

ivan sproule what a tool.
mon the team who aren't refugees

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:17 PM
some hun is commentating on the radio, he tells you to shut up.
Tell him I have ways to contact Tom Leo and it's him who can shut the fuck up.

Topless cheerleader, I never thought that was allowed.

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 12:19 PM
i think it may be terry hurlock

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:21 PM
That's different, he could probably give Tom Leo a decent fight. However Tom Leo's been inside and that changes a man.

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 12:38 PM
bastards, 2-0

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:39 PM
Gretna must be over the Parrot

Spider_dude
04-02-2006, 12:40 PM
mon the gretna

JPaul
04-02-2006, 12:41 PM
That would be the ultimate

Barbarossa
04-04-2006, 09:35 AM
This freds given me the fuckin' giggles, you bastards. :glag: More than any other fred ever :glag:

I don't know why, maybe it's the medication I'm on. :unsure:

Spider_dude
04-04-2006, 06:41 PM
it's better to swallow the pills rather than just sit on them barbie.

Barbarossa
04-05-2006, 09:19 AM
Doh! Tom Leo told me to take them this way. :frusty: