Would you rather...

[Carcinus]

Your own hand or the instant death of a stranger?

What's it to be?

[JPaul]

Your own hand or the instant death of a stranger?

What's it to be?
I have absolutely no idea what that means. However thanks for the input.

[Carcinus]

Premature as usual JP

[j2k4]

Could you clarify, please? :huh:

Edit:

Me, too, apparently.

Never mind, I have cast my vote.

[manker]

Read the poll options, twonks.

I've changed my mind from the msn convo. I'd cut off me hand :dabs:

[JPaul]

Oh yeah, like it's my fault geptards don't know how to post a poll properly.

[Carcinus]

Its the poll making thingy, not me. Plus its the first poll I posted.

[Carcinus]

I'd cut my hand off. Because I couldn't handle the guilt of the family's loss and my own pain would be easier to handle.

[tesco]

My own hand but it would be hard to do...

This will never happen though. :D

[Busyman™]

If it's a hard decision, just make do the make a new option doohicky.

I'd do neither. I donwanna kill nobody and I want my hand.

[manker]

If you don't wanna kill nobody, then you must wanna kill somebody :dabs:

[JPaul]

If it's a hard decision, just make do the make a new option doohicky.

I'd do neither. I donwanna kill nobody and I want my hand.
Agreed, think outside the box.

Why should your life determining decisions be based on the arbitrary options presented to you on an interweb forum.

As ever BM sees the way.

[Busyman™]

If you don't wanna kill nobody, then you must wanna kill somebody :dabs:
No, somebody is cool with me also. I can't kill him.

[manker]

If it's a hard decision, just make do the make a new option doohicky.

I'd do neither. I donwanna kill nobody and I want my hand.
Agreed, think outside the box.

Why should your life determining decisions be based on the arbitrary options presented to you on an interweb forum.

As ever BM sees the way.
I nearly pished myself at that :glag:

[Busyman™]

I nearly pished myself at that :glag:
Must be that brat comedy I don't get.:cry:

[manker]

I nearly pished myself at that :glag:
Must be that brat comedy I don't get.:cry:
Just pretend you understand, like the lol boys do.

We'll think more of you. Guaranteed.

[Carcinus]

If it's a hard decision, just make do the make a new option doohicky.

I'd do neither. I donwanna kill nobody and I want my hand.

You can't do neither, you must do one or the other. That's why there is no third option.

[DorisInsinuate]

I'd shoot the guy.

I'm assuming this person I've never met before is a complete jerk.

Also, I'd like to play the odds that the jerk I shoot is the idiot who gave me the gun and the ultimatum.

[JPaul]

Rick Flare just done his knee in :earl:

Spoiler above.

[Carcinus]

I'd shoot that loony jock in the head for sure. :angry:

You've just earned yourself a twat point sugar.

[JPaul]

I'd shoot that loony jock in the head for sure. :angry:

You've just earned yourself a twat point sugar.
RVD Wins Money in the Bank Match.

Who would have thunk it.

Spoiler above.

Hoi, it's not like I didn't warn you.

[Busyman™]

Must be that brat comedy I don't get.:cry:
Just pretend you understand, like the lol boys do.

We'll think more of you. Guaranteed.
:lol: :lol: You are so funny, mank. :nutbuff:

[Busyman™]

If it's a hard decision, just make do the make a new option doohicky.

I'd do neither. I donwanna kill nobody and I want my hand.

You can't do neither, you must do one or the other. That's why there is no third option.
:lol: :lol:

You have to think outside the box, cawkineveryone.

[Carcinus]

I made the poll, so my rules state there is no box. There is only you, with the option of shooting a stranger or cutting your hand off.

[Tempestv]

what is the circimstances that cause the person to be in this circimstance? personally if someone handed me a loaded firearm and gave me these options, I would figure they were a sick freak, which I would have a lot less trouble killing than someone I know nothing about. that means that I don't have an answer in the polls that works, because I wouldn't let it come to that.

[Agrajag]

what is the circimstances that cause the person to be in this circimstance? personally if someone handed me a loaded firearm and gave me these options, I would figure they were a sick freak, which I would have a lot less trouble killing than someone I know nothing about. that means that I don't have an answer in the polls that works, because I wouldn't let it come to that.
Fair point, well presented.

[Busyman™]

I made the poll, so my rules state there is no box. There is only you, with the option of shooting a stranger or cutting your hand off.
Ok I'd rather do neither then.

Isn't it fun this way...making new options when the ones presented aren't satisfactory?

[Mr JP Fugley]

I made the poll, so my rules state there is no box. There is only you, with the option of shooting a stranger or cutting your hand off.
Ok I'd rather do neither then.
Correct Answer.

[Seedler]

I'd fucking shoot them.

I need my right hand for ma wanking bitch.

[JPaul]

I'd fucking shoot them.

No you wouldn't.

You're a silly wee boy who would be very afraid if someone asked you to hold a loaded firearm. Never mind kill someone with it.

Grow up, come back, talk to people who have actually lived a bit.

[tesco]

I'd fucking shoot them.

No you wouldn't.

You're a silly wee boy who would be very afraid if someone asked you to hold a loaded firearm. Never mind kill someone with it.

Grow up, come back, talk to people who have actually lived a bit.
So...Have you been in this situation before?:unsure:

[Carcinus]

I made the poll, so my rules state there is no box. There is only you, with the option of shooting a stranger or cutting your hand off.
Ok I'd rather do neither then.

Isn't it fun this way...making new options when the ones presented aren't satisfactory?


The challenge is to examine your instincts versus your reasoning and morality with restricted and unpalatable options. It's a game often played where I used to work when we were bored.

Another example would be, would you rather eat a maggoty dead squirrel or eat one of your female relations' tampons, and you HAVE to do one.

Yes it childish but it does force you to examine your reasoning with limited distasteful options.

[Seedler]

What about...

Anally fuck the ugliest and most disgusting girl alive or get raped by manker?

[JPaul]

No you wouldn't.

You're a silly wee boy who would be very afraid if someone asked you to hold a loaded firearm. Never mind kill someone with it.

Grow up, come back, talk to people who have actually lived a bit.
So...Have you been in this situation before?:unsure:
Life or death. Yes, a few times, it's less fun than it's cracked up to be.

The specific scenario as described in this thread, no. However it's unlikely that many people have.

[JPaul]

What about...

Anally fuck the ugliest and most disgusting girl alive or get raped by manker?
As if to prove my point.

[tesco]

So...Have you been in this situation before?:unsure:
Life or death. Yes, a few times, it's less fun than it's cracked up to be.

The specific scenario as described in this thread, no. However it's unlikely that many people have.
:P
What kind of life or death?
I think everyone's been in that, technically.

[Carcinus]

What about...

Anally fuck the ugliest and most disgusting girl alive or get raped by manker?


See thats what I'm talking about. A highly improbable situation with a limited selection of options. Therefore you have to consider all options, including that thing about the box mentioned earlier. In the situation just given we must consider whether doing something by choice, in this case the fucking, however disgusting it may be, is to my mind better than having the choice taken away from you, and being raped.

To other people it may be better to have the responsibility for making the choice removed, and rape preferable to anally fucking a repulsive woman.

It's interesting to see the reasoning, not just the response.

[Busyman]

Ok I'd rather do neither then.

Isn't it fun this way...making new options when the ones presented aren't satisfactory?


The challenge is to examine your instincts versus your reasoning and morality with restricted and unpalatable options. It's a game often played where I used to work when we were bored.

Another example would be, would you rather eat a maggoty dead squirrel or eat one of your female relations' tampons, and you HAVE to do one.

Yes it childish but it does force you to examine your reasoning with limited distasteful options.
Yes but it feels nice and comfortable to just make another option.

The options presented were not palatable.

I'm really liking this, btw. You seem very logical.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[maebach]

shoot somebody.

[fkdup74]

How is the hand to be amputated?
That may seriously influence my decision.
Also, do I get any anesthesia? At least a beer fer cryin' out loud...

I may just have to shoot the poor bastard.... :P

[Dark Steno]

Shooting some's head might be nice. :D

[Evil_Monkey]

shoot somebody.

way better than killing your self from to much of blood loss from the severed hand
pluse its just like rossco said it will never happen in real life any ways so whats the point :D

[Tempestv]

I voted to shoot, because I am assuming that the person that I have never met the person that made the challenge before- see my earlier post.

[DorisInsinuate]

How is the hand to be amputated?
That may seriously influence my decision.
Also, do I get any anesthesia? At least a beer fer cryin' out loud...

I may just have to shoot the poor bastard.... :P
The hand is amputated with bullets from a gun, shot by a complete stranger, who you've never met before.

Choice of anesthetics are: a local anesthetic in the leg; or a cricket bat.

[fkdup74]

How is the hand to be amputated?
That may seriously influence my decision.
Also, do I get any anesthesia? At least a beer fer cryin' out loud...

I may just have to shoot the poor bastard.... :P
The hand is amputated with bullets from a gun, shot by a complete stranger, who you've never met before.

Choice of anesthetics are: a local anesthetic in the leg; or a cricket bat.

Damned tough choices, those.
Can I plead the Busty on this one? :unsure: