What brand of toilet paper do you use?

[Seedler]

I personally use Charmin Ultra, it's so soooooooft and niiiiiiiice. I won't go into what I use it for.:whistling

[Busyman™]

Whatever's on sale and ain't that hard industrial justshavedoffthetree shit.

Usually it's Cottonelle.

[Seedler]

Whatever's on sale and ain't that hard industrial justshavedoffthetree shit.


I think you're refering to the No Name brand of toilet paper. Yes, it was so rough on my arse I swear I heard my arse bleed.

[Barbarossa]

I'll use whatever's available :ermm:

[Rip The Jacker]

Forgot to vote for Sandpaper also... :pinch:

[Virtualbody1234]

justshavedoffthetree shit.

Sounds messy.

[manker]

Whatever's on sale and ain't that hard industrial justshavedoffthetree shit.


I think you're refering to the No Name brand of toilet paper. Yes, it was so rough on my arse I swear I heard my arse bleed.
:lol:

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I'm not sure what we have in the house but it's a peach colour, if that helps. For work, I buy 48 rolls of toilet paper, that doesn't even have a brand, for £3.20 from my sister's shop.

Ftw :smilie4:

[Guillaume]

For work, I buy 48 rolls of toilet paper, that doesn't even have a brand, for £3.20 from my sister's shop.
You cheap bar steward.
I bet you're the kind of bloke who has his slaves employees use the same teabag twice.

When they're lucky enough to get teabags, not just hot water, that is.

[manker]

For work, I buy 48 rolls of toilet paper, that doesn't even have a brand, for £3.20 from my sister's shop.
You cheap bar steward.
I bet you're the kind of bloke who has his slaves employees use the same teabag twice.

When they're lucky enough to get teabags, not just hot water, that is.
If there is one thing I don't skimp on, it's tea and coffee :smilie4:

Glengettie, ftw :smilie4:

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As an aside, a few years ago I bought a pack of 48 toilet rolls that had 'Environmentally friendly - 75% recycled paper' stamped on the side of the pack.

One of the girls went; "That's disgusting, I'm not using that!"

When I enquired as to why, she informed me that she was bringing in her own because there was no way she was using toilet paper that someone else had wiped their arse with.

:dabs:

[DorisInsinuate]

As an aside, a few years ago I bought a pack of 48 toilet rolls that had 'Environmentally friendly - 75% recycled paper' stamped on the side of the pack.

One of the girls went; "That's disgusting, I'm not using that!"

When I enquired as to why, she informed me that she was bringing in her own because there was no way she was using toilet paper that someone else had wiped their arse with.

:dabs:
Did you tell her that toilet seats tend to have arses wiped on them all the time?

McDonalds' toilets, FTW, by the way.

[Seedler]

You cheap bar steward.
I bet you're the kind of bloke who has his slaves employees use the same teabag twice.

When they're lucky enough to get teabags, not just hot water, that is.
If there is one thing I don't skimp on, it's tea and coffee :smilie4:

Glengettie, ftw :smilie4:

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As an aside, a few years ago I bought a pack of 48 toilet rolls that had 'Environmentally friendly - 75% recycled paper' stamped on the side of the pack.

One of the girls went; "That's disgusting, I'm not using that!"

When I enquired as to why, she informed me that she was bringing in her own because there was no way she was using toilet paper that someone else had wiped their arse with.

:dabs:

:glag: rofl.

Wow. I feel sorry for gals that are that slow.

Well, recycled toilet paper, I wonder what that feels like.

[Barbarossa]

Feels a bit shitty :pinch:

[manker]

She doesn't work here anymore. She was far more suited to employment that didn't require any thinkage whatsoever.

Photocopying letters and filing papers in alphabetical order was a little too taxing for her. True story.

[tesco]

No Name stuff that my dad buys, once he actually bought one-ply. :sick: Dunno what he was thinking (the price I guess).

[muchspl3]

the white kind

[Gripper]

The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.

[DorisInsinuate]

The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.
Reading The Sun and/or The Mirror will give you AiDs, can't bare to think what rubbing it on your arse would do.

[manker]

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.

[DorisInsinuate]

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.
I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.

[manker]

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.
I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.
I physically restrained myself from a lol when I read the first sentence, then I read the second and snotted over my hand.

True story.

[Guillaume]

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.
Adblocked.

He ruined a perfect pair of bewbs by adding emodave's mug. :snooty:

[manker]

I notice you didn't mind my pants pic being added :naughty:

[Guillaume]

Can't busy-edit cause the minute's passed and am too lazy to ask a mod to do it for me, so consider I've added "and manker's ghey yellow pants" in my previous post.

[tdi]

I just soil my nappy! :clap:

[j2k4]

that hard industrial justshavedoffthetree shit.

I avoid that type as well...

Usually it's Cottonelle.

...as any brands that end in -elle. ;)

[Mr. Mulder]

i just shit my pants and leave it be.

[Chewie]

Don't think that hasn't escaped our notice. :/

[enoughfakefiles]

I once used the works phonelist in a hotel in algeria because the was no toilet paper :lookaroun

[Knocky]

Cant beleive Andrex wasnt on the list. Anyway toilet roll is too dear for me. Much prefer old screwed up Napkins, found in most Mcdonalds car parks. (The one with the bbq sauce stains on are the best)

[enoughfakefiles]

Cant beleive Andrex wasnt on the list. Anyway toilet roll is too dear for me. Much prefer old screwed up Napkins, found in most Mcdonalds car parks. (The one with the bbq sauce stains on are the best)

rly, do tell us why :unsure:

[Tempestv]

I voted no name because i had no idea what the janitors put in the dorm bathrooms, but later I was in there taking a crap and saw one of the wrappers, the brand is Affex.

BTW, you're not a true man until you have used snow as ass- wiper material.

[CrabGirl]

I voted no name because i had no idea what the janitors put in the dorm bathrooms, but later I was in there taking a crap and saw one of the wrappers, the brand is Affex.

BTW, you're not a true man until you have used snow as ass- wiper material.


Or in the middle of the wilderness, moss.

[Busyman™]

http://www.uline.com/images/product/Medium/HD_1951_M.JPG
:ph34r:

[maebach]

charmin/cotenelle

[JPaul]

I once used the works phonelist in a hotel in algeria because the was no toilet paper :lookaroun
Unfortunately it was laminated, so it was more akin to a plastering job than an actual wipeage.

[j2k4]

http://www.uline.com/images/product/Medium/HD_1951_M.JPG
:ph34r:

Masking paper?

I figure you consider yourself a "bodyman", whether or not you know the first thing about painting cars...:P

[JPaul]

I use Velvet.

Not the brand name, I actually use velvet.

God Bless Mrs JP.

[sArA]

I once used the works phonelist in a hotel in algeria because the was no toilet paper :lookaroun
Unfortunately it was laminated, so it was more akin to a plastering job than an actual wipeage.


That made me laugh irl!

Oh....I use whatever decent soft stuff is on special down t'shop.

[j2k4]

I use Velvet.

Not the brand name, I actually use velvet.

God Bless Mrs JP.

Does she re-cycle old Elvis paintings at all, at all.

[Seedler]

Oh I've used line paper and camp.

Just crumple it up and it's actually not as horrible as you would imagine: it ran smoothly right down my arse.

[Busyman™]

Oh I've used my counselor's cock at camp.

Just rub it up and it's actually not as horrible as you would imagine: it ran smoothly right down my arse.
TMI, Seedler.:unsure:

[Seedler]

Oh I've used my counselor's cock at camp.

Just rub it up and it's actually not as horrible as you would imagine: it ran smoothly right down my arse.
TMI, Seedler.:unsure:

Oh yes, with a bit of anal lube it's just so slick and smooth. Thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Shall do again in future.

[Busyman™]

TMI, Seedler.:unsure:

Oh yes, with a bit of anal lube it's just so slick and smooth. Thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Shall do again in future.
See that's your problem now.

You've been stuck but haven't stuck.

[Seedler]

Oh yes, with a bit of anal lube it's just so slick and smooth. Thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Shall do again in future.
See that's your problem now.

You've been stuck but haven't stuck.

What problem?

And jeez, just finished solving like 50 quatratic equations, brain hurts so easy up with the wordplay.:stars:

Stuck been stuck what stuck what now?

Please translate into comprehensible language?

[Gripper]

Whilst in the wilds I found Doc leaves make good bum wipe material.
NEVER EVER use nettles:pinch:

[Barbarossa]

I notice you didn't mind my pants pic being added :naughty:

He's also given you a damp patch. :glag: Subtle.

[Barbarossa]

By the way, it was 50:50 whether I was going to use dan's face or guill's face, I only chose dan's because his hair matched the hair on the hawt bewbs pic. Bona fide. :dabs:

[Wolfmight]

Hands? (o>O) :aids: