Soon be out of a Job

[sArA]

Yep folks, my contract ends at the end of April and I don't actually have anything at all lined up.....


Anyone got any bright ideas that doesn't involve working for Maccy D's? :lol:


Ahhhh the joys of a good education. :dry:

[Chewie]

Where do you live?

Edit:
That's not a come-on!

[Guillaume]

Anyone got any bright ideas that doesn't involve working for Maccy D's? :lol:
Ask Cheese. He has connections with the people at Spar.

[Cheese]

Anyone got any bright ideas that doesn't involve working for Maccy D's? :lol: Ask Cheese. He has connections with the people at Spar.
I finish next week, there's a job going.

[Mr. Mulder]

glyn webbs paint dept is gonna need someone new in May, i could put in a good wurd for you. :smilie4:

[sArA]

Any of these superb job possibilities in the Midlands by any chance?

[j2k4]

Yep folks, my contract ends at the end of April and I don't actually have anything at all lined up.....


Anyone got any bright ideas that doesn't involve working for Maccy D's? :lol:


Ahhhh the joys of a good education. :dry:

Whip up a nice web-site and do consulting, sArA.

For God's sake, you've got a Doctorate-you worked for it-let it work for you.

We can be your think-tank. :)

[sArA]

Me and BF have been working on our own ideas recently....the business plan is well on the way.....but that will still be a while if we do finally go for it.

Hmmmm a Sykik Sara Site....:lol:

You know, I have always wondered how people get into that freelance, consulting palarva.....

[Mr. Mulder]

Any of these superb job possibilities in the Midlands by any chance?

lincoln :01:

[sArA]

Any of these superb job possibilities in the Midlands by any chance?

lincoln :01:

Do you think they will pay my travelling expenses from Leicestershire on top of my wages? If so....... :)

I fancy a complete change.

[Spider_dude]

my eyes are sore, you could fix them?

[sArA]

my eyes are sore, you could fix them?


I'll give owt a go....how much you going to pay me?

[Spider_dude]

i'll pay you in love




by love i mean sexual favours.

[sArA]

Nope, no good, sex don't pay the bills, and besides you should be paying me!

I need hard cash not a hard cawk. I have access to one of those anytime I want.

[j2k4]

Me and BF have been working on our own ideas recently....the business plan is well on the way.....but that will still be a while if we do finally go for it.

Hmmmm a Sykik Sara Site....:lol:

You know, I have always wondered how people get into that freelance, consulting palarva.....

It begins with a mere offering of qualified services...:naughty:

[Spider_dude]

snakes on a plane

[MagicNakor]

You could always sit on the dole like I did. It's fun for a while. ;)

:shuriken:

[Proper Bo]

rock n roll FTW:smilie4:

[Seedler]

You could always sit on the dole like I did. It's fun for a while. ;)

:shuriken:

Oh my... a proud welfare whore...eating away at da tax...

[thewizeard]

You could always sit on the dole like I did. It's fun for a while. ;)

:shuriken:

Oh my... a proud welfare whore...eating away at da tax...


would you wish to see such unfortunate people living in shame, as well?

[MagicNakor]

Oh my... a proud welfare whore...eating away at da tax...

The dole would be EI, not welfare. I don't draw welfare, but because my job is only for (roughly) six months of the year, I have to take up EI, which I've mentioned repeatedly on this board.

Do feel free to comment inanely again.

:shuriken:

[Cheese]

You could always sit on the dole like I did. It's fun for a while. ;)

:shuriken:
Oh my... a proud welfare whore...eating away at da tax...

You're a bit of a useless cunt really aren't you.

[Mr. Mulder]

i seemed to have more money when i was on the doll compared to now :dabs:

being benefit scum ftw. :smilie4:

[Cheese]

i seemed to have more money when i was on the doll compared to now :dabs:

being benefit scum ftw. :smilie4:

Good times. :happy:

I usually did voluntary work so I never felt too bad about it. I was better off on the dole than I am as a student, which is a bit sad really.

[DanB]

I was better off in prison than on the dole :(

£45 a week to buy food etc on the dole > £20 to buy fags and stuff in prison a week and all food and board taken care off :huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

Good times indeed - only having to get up once a fortnight , going straight to the spar afterwards and maybe even Gamestation if a bank holiday was no more than a couple of weeks away. :happy:

[Cheese]

I was better off in prison than on the dole :(

£45 a week to buy food etc on the dole > £20 to buy fags and stuff in prison a week and all food and board taken care off :huh:
I once paid my rent each week with my dole payment because my landlord did not accept housing benefit people so I lied and said I had a job (I was really at college). About six months later I realised I could make the claim without his knowledge and backdate it. £1,500 seems like you've won the lottery when you've been living on £5 a week for food.

[DanB]

I was better off in prison than on the dole :(

£45 a week to buy food etc on the dole > £20 to buy fags and stuff in prison a week and all food and board taken care off :huh:
I once paid my rent each week with my dole payment because my landlord did not accept housing benefit people so I lied and said I had a job (I was really at college). About six months later I realised I could make the claim without his knowledge and backdate it. £1,500 seems like you've won the lottery when you've been living on £5 a week for food.

Yeah I remember you telling me about that, it must have been like 3 Xmas's :lol:

Thankfully I haven't had to go through any of that losing my job this time, my new one starts the day after my notice from the old one expires so its like I have had a paid month off :01:

[Gripper]

If SaRa lives in Leicester,she should open an English take away cafe/resturaunt as I suspect that would be quite a novelty there:whistling:

[sArA]

If SaRa lives in Leicester,she should open an English take away cafe/resturaunt as I suspect that would be quite a novelty there:whistling:

One lives in the county not the city....

[Mr JP Fugley]

tax dodgers, dole cheats and feckin' wastrels.

what a feckin' quality thread.

sArA, could you start a Chav Room for this lot. you can mod it.

[sArA]

tax dodgers, dole cheats and feckin' wastrels.

what a feckin' quality thread.

sArA, could you start a Chav Room for this lot. you can mod it.

Does it pay well? :unsure:

[MagicNakor]

Yes, but only in Canadian Tire Money and food stamps.

:shuriken:

[JPaul]

tax dodgers, dole cheats and feckin' wastrels.

what a feckin' quality thread.

sArA, could you start a Chav Room for this lot. you can mod it.

Does it pay well? :unsure:
I don't know, well.

Ask an admin, I'm keeping a low profile just now.

[thewizeard]

Does it pay well? :unsure:
I don't know, well.

Ask an admin, I'm keeping a low profile just now.


might not have been low enough :)

...you could try selling ice-cream or fish and chips wrapped in the local newspaper..

[JPaul]

I don't know, well.

Ask an admin, I'm keeping a low profile just now.

...you could try selling ice-cream or fish and chips wrapped in the local newspaper..
Ice cream wrapped in the local newspaper is a pish idea.

You didn't really think that thro', mate.

[Yogi]

Oh my... a proud welfare whore...eating away at da tax...

You're a bit of a useless cunt really aren't you. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/k025.gif

[thewizeard]

Ice cream wrapped in the local newspaper is a pish idea.

You didn't really think that thro', mate.

How about Mandarin newspaper, now I bet nobody wraps their ice-cream in that ?

[JPaul]

Ice cream wrapped in the local newspaper is a pish idea.

You didn't really think that thro', mate.

How about Mandarin newspaper, now I bet nobody wraps their ice-cream in that ?
Mandarin newspaper. :blink:

[Voetsek]

Begging for fun

[sArA]

There is a new topless car wash opened round here....maybe they would offer me a job :unsure: I guess I could wear a sign saying 'front' and 'back' just so there is no confusion! :lol: :lol:

[j2k4]

There is a new topless car wash opened round here....maybe they would offer me a job :unsure: I guess I could wear a sign saying 'front' and 'back' just so there is no confusion! :lol: :lol:

Yes, a sign indicating "front" and "back" with arrows shaped like penises.

To appeal to the prurient among us, you see.

Perverts need clean cars, too, don't they? :naughty:

[Guillaume]

Perverts need clean cars, too, don't they? :naughty:
Nope. They need clean vans. :ph34r:

[j2k4]

Perverts need clean cars, too, don't they? :naughty:
Nope. They need clean vans. :ph34r:

Ah, yes, quite right. ;)

[thewizeard]

a car wash for cabriolets? They might get wet inside...