Are Unevenage

[DorisInsinuate]

My left forearm is bigger than the right because of the wankage; and my right upper arm is bigger than the left because of the guitar strummage.

Guitar is a euphemism by the way.

[JPaul]

My left forearm is bigger than the right because of the wankage; and my right upper arm is bigger than the left because of the guitar strummage.

Guitar is a euphemism by the way.
For what. :O

Given that you've already discussed wankery, what the feck is it a euphemism for.

[DorisInsinuate]

I blame manker's pants and hawt bewbs.

[Mr. Mulder]

I blame manker's pants and hawt bewbs.
grade A wank material for sure.