goodguy666
04-15-2006, 10:25 AM
> Artery ......................... The study of paintings
>
> Bacteria ....................... Back door to cafeteria
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> Barium ......................... What doctors do when patients die
>
> Benign................ . ........ What you be, after you be eight
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> Caesarian Section ..............A neighbourhood in Rome
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> Catscan.................. . ...... Searching for Kitty
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> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
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> Colic.......................... A sheep dog
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> Coma........................... A punctuation mark
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> Dilate......................... To live long
>
> Enema.......................... Not a friend
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> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
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> Fibula......................... A small lie
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> Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
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> Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
>
> Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane
>
> Morbid......................... A higher offer
>
> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
>
> Node........................... I knew it
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> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
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> Pelvis................... ...... Second cousin to Elvis
>
> Post Operative................. A letter Carrie R
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> Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery
>
> Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
>
> Secretion...................... Hiding something
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> Seizure........................ Roman emperor
>
> Tablet......................... A small table
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> Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
>
> Tumour..........................One plus one more
>
> Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
>
> 2xCondoms.... .. ..............To be sure, to be sure
no offence
>
> Bacteria ....................... Back door to cafeteria
>
> Barium ......................... What doctors do when patients die
>
> Benign................ . ........ What you be, after you be eight
>
> Caesarian Section ..............A neighbourhood in Rome
>
> Catscan.................. . ...... Searching for Kitty
>
> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
>
> Colic.......................... A sheep dog
>
> Coma........................... A punctuation mark
>
> Dilate......................... To live long
>
> Enema.......................... Not a friend
>
> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
>
> Fibula......................... A small lie
>
> Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
>
> Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
>
> Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane
>
> Morbid......................... A higher offer
>
> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
>
> Node........................... I knew it
>
> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
>
> Pelvis................... ...... Second cousin to Elvis
>
> Post Operative................. A letter Carrie R
>
> Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery
>
> Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
>
> Secretion...................... Hiding something
>
> Seizure........................ Roman emperor
>
> Tablet......................... A small table
>
> Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
>
> Tumour..........................One plus one more
>
> Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
>
> 2xCondoms.... .. ..............To be sure, to be sure
no offence