goodguy666
04-15-2006, 10:28 AM
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer
before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going
start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer
before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going
start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started