Did you get any...

[CrabGirl]

Easter eggs this year?

And are you having an Easter meal?


Banal thread-starting to bump up ratio.

[manker]

Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.

FFS.

[StephG]

I got two.

Banal reply resulting in a slight lowering of ratio.

[DorisInsinuate]

Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.

FFS.
Why not give them the eggs you got today?

[CrabGirl]

I got two from work, and a big Lindt rabbit from the Novotel in town for some reason. :dabs:

Spar was selling the same eggs you get in the supermarkets at two for a fiver, for £10.00. Someone said he felt like such a fuckface when neglectful parents came in to do some last minute shopping. I would have enjoyed their pain and accidently dropped their hollow chocolate eggs. I guess someone is much nicer than I.

[manker]

Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.

FFS.
Why not give them the eggs you got today?
Because I want to eat them :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

i got a yorkie one and a kitkat one :01:

no easter dinner but do plan on cooking something l8r http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/easterdabs.gif

[CrabGirl]

Why not give them the eggs you got today?
Because I want to eat them :dabs:


You don't eat them, cawkfan. You leave them in the shiny foil, untouched and perfect so your loved ones, who have greedily scoffed their own confectionary, covet them intensely. It will make them unhappy for ages. :evil:

Aiming for an inverse ratio here. Seems the most achievable option.

[StephG]

You got sent a big rabbit from a large faceless hotel chain and you dont know why. Thats bizarre, you should name the rabbit Harvey.

[TkR]

I ate way too many easter eggs, no meal because I'm the only one at my flat atm

[CrabGirl]

You got sent a big rabbit from a large faceless hotel chain and you dont know why. Thats bizarre, you should name the rabbit Harvey.


My workplace puts a lot of business their way. I can only assume it's to do with that, not because I frequent the Novotel a lot. I can't recall ever stepping foot through the doors at all.

[manker]

Because I want to eat them :dabs:


You don't eat them, cawkfan. You leave them in the shiny foil, untouched and perfect so your loved ones, who have greedily scoffed their own confectionary, covet them intensely. It will make them unhappy for ages. :evil:

Aiming for an inverse ratio here. Seems the most achievable option.I used to do a similar thing with my xmas pressies. My method was to open them very slowly, the goal being to make my sister think that I got more than her.

Tears were a bonus :lookaroun

[Cheese]

My girlfriend didn't get me any Easter eggs. :(

When I asked for a bit of hers she kicked me. In the face. With her foot.

[StephG]

Did you get her an egg.

[GepperRankins]

the easter bunny came into burger king :dabs:

[StephG]

What did it have to eat, some sort of veggieburger.

[GepperRankins]

it gave us all eggs :ermm:

[StephG]

it gave us all eggs :ermm:
It gave you what? Oh eggs, I thought you said something else there. My bad.

[Guillaume]

Nope. The Easter bunny was on strike or something.

[missie]

I've done bloody well this year. :happy:

So far; 4 eggs, one plant, £30, new mug, 4 shot glasses, a watch, 2 bags of food stuffs, a passport cover and 4 Stella. :01:

[GepperRankins]

it gave us all eggs :ermm:
It gave you what? Oh eggs, I thought you said something else there. My bad.
ja. why does that sentence look so disgusting?

[StephG]

It gave you what? Oh eggs, I thought you said something else there. My bad.
ja. why does that sentence look so disgusting?
It depends if it gave you good eggs or bad eggs.

[enoughfakefiles]

When I asked for a bit of hers she kicked me. In the face. With her foot.

What else could she of used :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

ja. why does that sentence look so disgusting?
It depends if it gave you good eggs or bad eggs.

This forums full of good eggs and bad eggs :dabs:

Double post FTW

[{I}{K}{E}]

/me got easter nuts :01:

[Guillaume]

{I}{K}{E} got easter nuts :01:
Keep your zoophilic filth to yourself will you. :dry:

[DorisInsinuate]

When I asked for a bit of hers she kicked me. In the face. With her foot.

What else could she of used :unsure:
A steel toecapped boot.

[Biggles]

I've done bloody well this year. :happy:

So far; 4 eggs, one plant, £30, new mug, 4 shot glasses, a watch, 2 bags of food stuffs, a passport cover and 4 Stella. :01:

:unsure:

It's Easter lilmissie not Christmas

Sheesh!

[missie]

eh? :unsure:

It seems, everyone else has really gash family n friends.
I'll swap a grandparent for a lump of red leicester, if ya want. :lookaroun

[Biggles]

eh? :unsure:

It seems, everyone else has really gash family n friends.
I'll swap a grandparent for a lump of red leicester, if ya want. :lookaroun

That seems quite reasonable.

[missie]

heh. you're only getting the mackem grannie, before you get all excited.
she only gives out blank video tapes or Roses chocs. :happy:


only trading her in because she keeps calling me Gary, btw. :snooty:

[Biggles]

heh. you're only getting the mackem grannie, before you get all excited.
she only gives out blank video tapes or Roses chocs. :happy:


only trading her in because she keeps calling me Gary, btw. :snooty:

Hey! you get confused as you get older

I think :unsure:

Mackem's are a bit scary though :ph34r:

[Spider_dude]

i have a real life friend who is a mackem, he goes to sunderland games and all. fact.

he went to the game against everton? which was snowed off and was offered tickets to arsenal ina better stand and travel down due to the snowing offness.

[missie]

is his name Gary? :unsure:

[Spider_dude]

na his name is bennet.

[Knocky]

I got a mars egg and some Ferrero Rocher, and yeah i had to do the "Monsieur, with these Ferero Rocher you are really spoling us" thang. On my own, in isolation, in my head. Okeyyyz time to check into the clinic.

[missie]

is your name Gary? :ermm:

[{I}{K}{E}]

{I}{K}{E} got easter nuts :01:
Keep your zoophilic filth to yourself will you. :dry:



zoophilic: Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.

:unsure:


Easter nuts:
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[sArA]

Didn't get any, bought a box of Quality Street and a box of Roses 2 for a fiver...so me and bf scoffed the lot.

[StephG]

eh? :unsure:

It seems, everyone else has really gash family n friends.
I'll swap a grandparent for a lump of red leicester, if ya want. :lookaroun

That seems quite reasonable.
You say that but people are so selfish. You dont realise how much youll miss your red leicester until its gone. Then you regret all the times you didnt bother with it.

[Barbarossa]

I got a lindt bunny, the ears were tastier than the arse... :ermm:

I also got a maltesers egg and some fruit allsorts. :)

We gave the baby a little bit of chocolate and she went all hyper :lol: :ermm:

[DanB]

I didn't get any easter eggs. :(

I don't think I've got one for the last 7 years. :unsure:

[100%]

I didn't get any easter eggs. :(

I don't think I've got one for the last 7 years. :unsure:

you need only to search and you will find

[Spider_dude]

i got some gay ass flake one.

[Mr. Mulder]

rolf

haven't eaten either of my eggs yet, i don't rly like chocolate :ermm: but they will do for when there's sod all else to eat :dabs:

[Spider_dude]

i ate a bit of my egg tonight then fell asleep.

[100%]

americans drink eggnolk or something during xmas why not during easter buny humpa ?

[Seedler]

Just some lindt chocolates for me.

[DorisInsinuate]

I didn't get any easter eggs. :(

I don't think I've got one for the last 7 years. :unsure:
You should consider yourself lucky. When I cracked open my easter egg it sprayed me with bird AiDs.

[Spider_dude]

oh bird aids is a serious thing kind of like sars crabs.

[Seedler]

It be cool to get AIDS for a week or so and then just give it away.