which of these things have you pished on before

[Spider_dude]

another thread got me thinking i want to see the demographics earl.

[Spider_dude]

danb=guillame?

[enoughfakefiles]

Everything except a tramp and the last option obviousment :lookaroun

[StephG]

So what was the train of thought then?

1. I must get my thread starting ratio up.

2. I need to start a thread.

3. Lets make it a poll.

4. A poll about pishing.

5. Things youve pished on, that seems like an interesting question.

6. Posts poll.

Thats my kind of thinking dude.

[Spider_dude]

my line of thinking was


last night i pished on a tramp
make post

[StephG]

Did you go looking for a tramp to pish on ? Or was it just a happy coincidence?

[Spider_dude]

he just happened to be on the route home.

[StephG]

That was a bit of luck. Sometimes you can spend ages looking for a tramp to pish on.

[Spider_dude]

yeah i literally looked the night before for an hour before walking home and pishing on my dog. homeless=animals

[StephG]

You would think the council would have tramps scattered about at regular intervals so that people would have somewhere to pish when walking home drunk. Why do we bother paying tax?

It's just lucky you have a dog or you would really have been in trouble.

[enoughfakefiles]

I wonder if you get fined for pishing on tramps, because you haven't pished on the floor have you :unsure:

Do we know stephG from somewhere :ph34r:

[Spider_dude]

yeah this forum

[CrabGirl]

I've pished on a lizard.

Fact

[StephG]

I've pished on a lizard.

Is tht a euphemism.

[CrabGirl]

No. I was peeing in the wilderness in Cornwall and didn't notice the stupid thing before it was too late. I'm quite surprised it didn't move sooner. Maybe it enjoyed the view.

[StephG]

So you didnt look down and just started the stream off. Or maybe it walked into it after you started.

[CrabGirl]

It was camouflaged heavily and the stream ran into it. I doubt it was ever the same again.

[StephG]

It was camouflaged heavily and the stream ran into it.
Your Honor.

[CrabGirl]

Least it wasn't a Komodo dragon. That could have been deeply unpleasant

[Seedler]

wall=tree

[StephG]

Least it wasn't a Komodo dragon. That could have been deeply unpleasant
It is difficult to see how you could pish on a Komodo Dragon by accident. In the first place you would have to be in a zoo. Or Indonesia, obviously.

A zoo in Indonesia would probably just about cover it.

Or a private collection of endangered species. However the owner would probably be really annoyed at you pishing on his dragon.

[CrabGirl]

Least it wasn't a Komodo dragon. That could have been deeply unpleasant
It is difficult to see how you could pish on a Komodo Dragon by accident. In the first place you would have to be in a zoo. Or Indonesia, obviously.

A zoo in Indonesia would probably just about cover it.

Or a private collection of endangered species. However the owner would probably be really annoyed at you pishing on his dragon.

:glag:

I now really want to do that.

What about if one was caught short walking across some rocks in Indonesia, and pished down a crevice which widened out into a sort of cave below the rocks, which a Komodo Dragon just happened to be hiding out in? I think its possible you know.

[StephG]

It is difficult to see how you could pish on a Komodo Dragon by accident. In the first place you would have to be in a zoo. Or Indonesia, obviously.

A zoo in Indonesia would probably just about cover it.

Or a private collection of endangered species. However the owner would probably be really annoyed at you pishing on his dragon.

:glag:

I now really want to do that.

What about if one was caught short walking across some rocks in Indonesia, and pished down a crevice which widened out into a sort of cave below the rocks, which a Komodo Dragon just happened to be hiding out in? I think its possible you know.

However you would never know that you had pished on a Komodo Dragon. As far as you would be aware it would just be a crevice to crevice stream. The Dragon in the cave would be something of which you were unaware.

Unless it came scampering out, covered in pish and you realized what you had done, albeit inadvertantly.

Lets be honest its not really likely.

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

I now really want to do that.

What about if one was caught short walking across some rocks in Indonesia, and pished down a crevice which widened out into a sort of cave below the rocks, which a Komodo Dragon just happened to be hiding out in? I think its possible you know.

However you would never know that you had pished on a Komodo Dragon. As far as you would be aware it would just be a crevice to crevice stream. The Dragon in the cave would be something of which you were unaware.

Unless it came scampering out, covered in pish and you realized what you had done, albeit inadvertantly.

Lets be honest its not really likely.

Komodo Dragons stink, so I'd know it was there. I'd pish on it anyway. The dragon would come scampering out covered in pish, hissing irritably. Because I would be above it on a bluff of rocks, I'd just point and laugh. It's not very likely, but it is possible, and I bet it HAS happened to someone somewhere.

[StephG]

However you would never know that you had pished on a Komodo Dragon. As far as you would be aware it would just be a crevice to crevice stream. The Dragon in the cave would be something of which you were unaware.

Unless it came scampering out, covered in pish and you realized what you had done, albeit inadvertantly.

Lets be honest its not really likely.

Komodo Dragons stink, so I'd know it was there. I'd pish on it anyway. The dragon would come scampering out covered in pish, hissing irritably. Because I would be above it on a bluff of rocks, I'd just point and laugh. It's not very likely, but it is possible, and I bet it HAS happened.


Im sure you would remember if it had.

[CrabGirl]

Im sure you would remember if it had.


I don't have a psychic link to anyone about to pish on a dragon you know. I really really wish I did.

[StephG]

Im sure you would remember if it had.


I don't have a psychic link to anyone about to pish on a dragon you know. I really really wish I did.
Its maybe because youre two tense.

[Spider_dude]

i like what you did there jpStephG

[CrabGirl]

I don't have a psychic link to anyone about to pish on a dragon you know. I really really wish I did.
Its maybe because youre two tense.


Twonk point. :cool:

[CrabGirl]

See! It HAS happened.

http://www.robpaterson.com/comp.images/komodo/dragon2.jpg

[Spider_dude]

that looks more like a bukkake shot.

[CrabGirl]

that looks more like a bukkake shot.


The bitch didn't swallow.

[missie]

I demand a "i'm a girl who can stand up to do a pish, yet wouldn't in public because that would be sick" option is made. :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

I demand a "i'm a girl who can stand up to do a pish, yet wouldn't in public because that would be sick" option is made. :snooty:

I'm with you there.

How come is it that men think they have the monopoly on standing pishes? We just have better bladder control and don't feel the urge to mark our territory (unless it's on a komodo dragon).

[Proper Bo]

I demand that those previous posts are dealt with as if they never existed:snooty:

[missie]

We just have better bladder control and don't feel the urge to mark our territory

But if we did, we would use capitals letters and full stops like civilised folk. :snooty:

[Seedler]

I really really enjoyed pishing on a soccer field at like 2 am in the morning.

I had an extremely full bladder and I was spinning when I took da pish. Fun fun fun.

[fkdup74]

A girl who can stand up and pish.......
don't they need an operation to be able to do that? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

A girl who can stand up and pish.......
don't they need an operation to be able to do that? :unsure:

Have you ever met a girl? :unsure:

[manker]

A girl who can stand up and pish.......
don't they need an operation to be able to do that? :unsure:

Have you ever met a girl? :unsure:
I have and can officially tell you both that no matter how much of a laugh you tell them it will be - they will not pish standing up.

Girls :rolleyes:

[Barbarossa]

I am witness to the fact that girls can and will pish standing up when plied with enough alcoholic encouragement. :smilie4:



EDIT: With hilarious consequences for them the morning after when they realise what they did. ;)

[manker]

I am witness to the fact that girls can and will pish standing up when plied with enough alcoholic encouragement. :smilie4:



EDIT: With hilarious consequences for them the morning after when they realise what they did. ;)Bit off-topic (kinda) I know, but how is the swinging scene working out for you?

[Barbarossa]

I am witness to the fact that girls can and will pish standing up when plied with enough alcoholic encouragement. :smilie4:



EDIT: With hilarious consequences for them the morning after when they realise what they did. ;)Bit off-topic (kinda) I know, but how is the swinging scene working out for you?

:ermm: :blink: :eh?:

[manker]

Just made the assumption that the swinging scene (where I've not ventured) is the only place a bloke might find exhibitionist, vertically-pishing femme fatales.

The good lawd only knows how much I've scoured the earth for this jewel of womanhood.

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. :wacko:

No no, this was just some student from Lancashire many moons ago, after a fair few doses of cider and black. :smilie4:

Whether she later joined the swinging fraternity, I couldn't possibly say. :shutup:

EDIT: I would hardly classify her as a "jewel".

"Rough diamond" would be flattering in the extreme.

[manker]

Cider and black, you say :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

It's been indelibly etched into my psyche... :naughty:

[Seedler]

A girl who can stand up and pish.......
don't they need an operation to be able to do that? :unsure:

watch a watersport pr0n movie.

That will clear all your doubts.

[missie]

I once pished on a nettle, and it took revenge my stinging me quite badly.
Much to the amusement of my drunktard pals, I may add. :snooty: