Fish - Meat or Vegetable?

[DorisInsinuate]

Today, someone asked me to bring them some sushi from home (because they're racist), specifically vegetarian sushi.

I thought they were rodding because I thought sushi has to be made from fish, so I punched them in the gob when I saw them.

[Guillaume]

Fish is neither meat nor vegetable, it's simply useless.

There are vegetarian sushi.

Your friends are veggies, aka c*nts, punching them was the thing to do.

[Seedler]

meaty meat they are.

[callum]

vegetarians are racists. the worst kind, they don't even like animals.

[Seedler]

lol vegans are worse.

[manker]

I eat fish, but not other meat. I didn't consider myself a vegetarian until Dave pointed out that fish are merely potatoes with wings (http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?p=1190986&highlight=potatoes+wings#post1190986).

Makes sense, yes?

[Proper Bo]

vegetarians = lesbians and/or mentalists.

fact.

[manker]

vegetarians = lesbians and/or mentalists.

fact.
What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.

I can't predict the future, btw.

[Proper Bo]

I can't predict the future, btw.

:blink:

[DorisInsinuate]

vegetarians = lesbians and/or mentalists.

fact.
What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.

I can't predict the future, btw.
Super Bad AiDs, obviously.

[manker]

I can't predict the future, btw.

:blink:
You didn't get it, therefore I > you.

[enoughfakefiles]

What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.

I've never tasted meat :pinch:

[manker]

What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.

I can't predict the future, btw.
Super Bad AiDs, obviously.
So, Bo was wrong.

Yeah - that's all I wanted to point out, really :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

:blink: You didn't get it, therefore I > you.

lesbians are psychic?:blink:

[manker]

Go on, pretend you were rodding.

Then not only will I > you but also you will = Busyman.

It's all too much for a Sunday matin.

[Proper Bo]

:blink:

i wasn't rodding, it's just a genuine:blink:

[manker]

:blink:

i wasn't rodding, it's just a genuine:blink:
I know :happy:

I > you :happy:

[DorisInsinuate]

What the fuck's a rod?

[100%]

vegetarian sushi is like licking the seaweed off a whales labuli.
vegetarian sushi parties are like haselhoff 80's veggie fondue parties.
Who cares about the food as long as the company is great

[enoughfakefiles]

What the fuck's a rod?

http://members.aol.com/roderickst/img/stewart.gif

[GepperRankins]

vegetarian sushi is like licking the seaweed off a whales labuli.
vegetarian sushi parties are like haselhoff 80's veggie fondue parties.
Who cares about the food as long as the company is great
that's like saying who cares about money, as long as you win the lottery.

well, it's nothing like that, but

good food = something to get over the uncomfort


so even if the people are cunts, you can eat all their food.

[100%]

the cool thing with most veggies is that the accept us carnivors
hence, at your next sushi veggie party, simply bring along a few steaks,
some good olive oil, spices and light the the grill with seal terpentine extract.
while they try to work out their mental tolerance, offer them a fried paprika
and everything should ok

[GepperRankins]

the good thing about veggies is that i don't feel bad being a cunt to them. srly they bring it on themselves

[Proper Bo]

:lawl:

dave 1
veggemetarians 0

[enoughfakefiles]

So you speak h4rshly to to veggies before you eat them :dabs:

[manker]

I don't think there is a good thing about not eating meat - apart from the obvious less chance of dying from a heart attack thing.

Not for me, anyway.

For the people who simply cannot bear the thought of an animal dying to provide them with sustinance, I suppose it's a good thing that by eating vegetables they don't have to think about it.

People who think they are superior in some way because they do eat meat, however, are prime candidates for any idiot list.

[enoughfakefiles]

I was told that vegtables and fruit do feel pain when they are picked :unsure:

[Guillaume]

People who think they are superior in some way because they do eat meat, however, are prime candidates for any idiot list.
Well, feck you too, banker. :snooty:

[manker]

I was told that vegtables and fruit do feel pain when tha are picked :unsure:Yeah, having a central nervous system is a bitch.

Oh ... wait.

[What'spunk.]

Eating meat is necessary for a human being to live a healthy and active life. That's a well known fact. How else would you get such high doses of growth hormones and antibiotics?

[manker]

Eating meat is necessary for a human being to live a healthy and active life. That's a well known fact. How else would you get such high doses of growth hormones and antibiotics?
Duno, mate.

Maybe vegetarians eat more of the things with lower doseages to make up for it.

Also, it really does depend upon what you consider a healthy and active life. I suspect that top-level sport stars couldn't maintain such high fitness levels if they didn't eat meat but for your common or garden bloke, there are no obvious health detriments, so long as the individual suppliments his or her diet with the correct foods to replace any lost nutrients.

Not that I do, but then I do eat some meat. I've never been interested enough to look into it properly.

[manker]

Nope. I was wrong.

Carl Lewis is a vegan (fecking vegan) and so is Martina Navratilova - so it appears that it doesn't do people any harm whatsoever, provided they supplement their diets in the correct manner. Neither, it seems, does it hinder people in the pursuit of great sporting achievements. Like a brazillion Olympic gold medals.

Well, whatever. I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of.

[GepperRankins]

I don't think there is a good thing about not eating meat - apart from the obvious less chance of dying from a heart attack thing.

Not for me, anyway.

For the people who simply cannot bear the thought of an animal dying to provide them with sustinance, I suppose it's a good thing that by eating vegetables they don't have to think about it.

People who think they are superior in some way because they do eat meat, however, are prime candidates for any idiot list.
it's a sort of counternoob thingy.

vegetarians = attention whores with a gay cause. i remember going on holiday with my family and my cousin was being a gay and would make sure we all knew she wasn't eating meat every meal time, then be maungy about it because she could only have like sweetcorn and potatoes.

[100%]

I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of.


Are we not animals?
Are we not officially carnivours?
"We" - the top of the food chain, can decide, whether or not to Eat what is infront of us.
of course when there is the moment of no choice - our choice is to eat whatever
Yet in the view of our 2006 civilized stage, we choose eat what the factory animals have worked so hard to feed us with,
"I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of" is a statement of decadence and this is humanities ingenius curse, which will lead to the end of this forum/humanity.

[GepperRankins]

I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of.


Are we not animals?
Are we not officially carnivours?
"We" - the top of the food chain, can decide, whether or not to Eat what is infront of us.
of course when there is the moment of no choice - our choice is to eat whatever
Yet in the view of our 2006 civilized stage, we choose eat what the factory animals have worked so hard to feed us with,
"I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of" is a statement of decadence and this is humanities ingenius curse, which will lead to the end of this forum/humanity.
i don't eat peas :dabs:

[manker]

I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of.


Are we not animals?
Are we not officially carnivours?
"We" - the top of the food chain, can decide, whether or not to Eat what is infront of us.
of course when there is the moment of no choice - our choice is to eat whatever
Yet in the view of our 2006 civilized stage, we choose eat what the factory animals have worked so hard to feed us with,
"I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of" is a statement of decadence and this is humanities ingenius curse, which will lead to the end of this forum/humanity.In what way is this 'curse of humanity' ingenious.

[manker]

I don't think there is a good thing about not eating meat - apart from the obvious less chance of dying from a heart attack thing.

Not for me, anyway.

For the people who simply cannot bear the thought of an animal dying to provide them with sustinance, I suppose it's a good thing that by eating vegetables they don't have to think about it.

People who think they are superior in some way because they do eat meat, however, are prime candidates for any idiot list.
it's a sort of counternoob thingy.

vegetarians = attention whores with a gay cause. i remember going on holiday with my family and my cousin was being a gay and would make sure we all knew she wasn't eating meat every meal time, then be maungy about it because she could only have like sweetcorn and potatoes.That's just some vegetarians, racist. :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

Are we not animals?
Are we not officially carnivours?
"We" - the top of the food chain, can decide, whether or not to Eat what is infront of us.
of course when there is the moment of no choice - our choice is to eat whatever
Yet in the view of our 2006 civilized stage, we choose eat what the factory animals have worked so hard to feed us with,
"I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of" is a statement of decadence and this is humanities ingenius curse, which will lead to the end of this forum/humanity.In what way is this 'curse of humanity' ingenious.
he was being poetic, and officially poetry doesn't have to make sense

[GepperRankins]

it's a sort of counternoob thingy.

vegetarians = attention whores with a gay cause. i remember going on holiday with my family and my cousin was being a gay and would make sure we all knew she wasn't eating meat every meal time, then be maungy about it because she could only have like sweetcorn and potatoes.That's just some vegetarians, racist. :dabs:
ja, i know, but i can be a cunt pre-emptively

[enoughfakefiles]

In what way is this 'curse of humanity' ingenious.
he was being poetic, and officially poetry doesn't have to make sense

I lykes it when it rhymes though :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

he was being poetic, and officially poetry doesn't have to make sense

I lykes it when it rhymes though :dabs:
charver :dry:

[100%]

In what way is this 'curse of humanity' ingenious.
you rotated the question
i said >this is humanities ingenius curse
as in too smart for their own good
but i guess i didn't quite get the wording right
its hard some times.

we do take our genius for granted, we have all the choices and dominate this planet, our only fear or predator is that which we have created in through social politics. We can choose not to eat meat or salt & vinegar crisps.
All the meat we eat is "farmed", if you eat meat which is not farmed but hunted it is murder.

Humanities curse is it genius.

http://www.vnu.com/uploads/woman_in_supermarket_300_dpi.jpg

[maebach]

meat. that's why I dont eat them either.

[manker]

In what way is this 'curse of humanity' ingenious.
you rotated the question
i said >this is humanities ingenius curse
as in too smart for their own good
but i guess i didn't quite get the wording right
its hard some times.

we do take our genius for granted, we have all the choices and dominate this planet, our only fear or predator is that which we have created in through social politics. We can choose not to eat meat or salt & vinegar crisps.
All the meat we eat is "farmed", if you eat meat which is not farmed but hunted it is murder.

Humanities curse is it genius.
Yeah, you used the wrong word.

Maybe man has become too smart for his own good but choosing not to eat things that are unpalatable when other morsals are available is not symptomatic of this.

Bears only eat the eyes and brains of salmon when the salmon reach their spawning destination because they are the tastiest and most nutritious part of the salmon. There are brazillions of salmon just waiting to be eaten so the bears can pick and choose which parts to eat.

Have bears become to smart for their own darn good.

No.

[Mr. Mulder]

there's someone at work who can't eat bacon because he's a vegetarian and bacon hurts his vagina :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

there's someone at work who's apparently allergic to everything, so i call them a hippy.

[tesco]

vegetarians = lesbians and/or mentalists.

fact.
What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.
You're like me. :O

[GepperRankins]

What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.
You're like me. :O
a liar?

[manker]

What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.
You're like me. :O
We should form a club and not let Dave join :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

You're like me. :O
We should form a club and not let Dave join :smilie4:
:dabs:


that's like me not inviting you to a lan party

[manker]

I don't even know who Ian is.

[Sextent]

Bears only eat the eyes and brains of salmon when the salmon reach their spawning destination because they are the tastiest and most nutritious part of the salmon.
I read that a couple of times thinking, what the f*@k is he on about? Before I realised you were taking the piss. I know it's sad to admit that, but you seem to be such a forgiving lot of guys about here.

[manker]

Bears only eat the eyes and brains of salmon when the salmon reach their spawning destination because they are the tastiest and most nutritious part of the salmon.
I read that a couple of times thinking, what the f*@k is he on about? Before I realised you were taking the piss. I know it's sad to admit that, but you seem to be such a forgiving lot of guys about here.Speak sense, please.

[TheDave]

I read that a couple of times thinking, what the f*@k is he on about? Before I realised you were taking the piss. I know it's sad to admit that, but you seem to be such a forgiving lot of guys about here.Speak sense, please.
i think he read it as; the bears wait for the eyes to swim upstream before eating them :dabs:

[Sextent]

I read that a couple of times thinking, what the f*@k is he on about? Before I realised you were taking the piss. I know it's sad to admit that, but you seem to be such a forgiving lot of guys about here.Speak sense, please.
I thought there was swearing in that, then I blinked and it wasn't there.

I'm just saying, it took me a couple of times before I realised you were just taking the piss. I thought you were serious at first.

[manker]

Speak sense, please.
i think he read it as; the bears wait for the eyes to swim upstream before eating them :dabs:Oh :dabs:

The last sentence was what confused me. 'I know it's sad to admit that, but you seem to be such a forgiving lot of guys about here.'.

:dabs:

[Sextent]

Having read quite a lot of lounge threads I was being sarcastic. It felt like joining in.

[enoughfakefiles]

Are eyes strong swimmers then :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

oh did you now?

[manker]

Speak sense, please.
I thought there was swearing in that, then I blinked and it wasn't there.

I'm just saying, it took me a couple of times before I realised you were just taking the piss. I thought you were serious at first.
Yeah, I edited it out.

I wrote it and decided not to be harsh. I'm in a particularly bad mood today, and it's no good taking it out on newbs.

Even if appearances aren't all they seem.

[Sextent]

oh did you now?
:lol:

[TheDave]

Having read quite a lot of lounge threads I was being sarcastic. It felt like joining in.
it is busyman :O

[missie]

i'm not an unshaven-mentalist-dyke. :unsure:

pretend meat > dinner with faces

[TheDave]

i'm not an unshaven-mentalist-dyke. :unsure:

pretend meat > dinner with faces
pretend meat tastes like soap :dabs:

[Fromagepas]

i'm not an unshaven-mentalist-dyke. :unsure:

pretend meat > dinner with faces
I normally get a bit without a face.

[manker]

i'm not an unshaven-mentalist-dyke. :unsure:

pretend meat > dinner with faces
I normally get a bit without a face.
Actually, mate. I think it's just that she misspelled faeces.

[missie]

pretend meat tastes like soap

nu uh. not the way i burn it anyhoo. :unsure:

[Fromagepas]

I normally get a bit without a face.
Actually, mate. I think it's just that she misspelled faeces.
In that case she's probably right. Never having had the experience I'm only guessing at that, however I'm pretty sure.

Having said that, I do have children, so I almost certainly have shared the dining table with various things which would not necessarily been my first choice.

[enoughfakefiles]

i'm not an unshaven-mentalist-dyke. :unsure:

pretend meat > dinner with faces
pretend meat tastes like soap :dabs:

Your not suppose to eat the burgers at work :lookaroun

[Seedler]

pretend meat tastes like soap :dabs:

Your not suppose to eat the burgers at work :lookaroun

What if you worked at Mac'D?

[Barbarossa]

I don't see the point in being a vegatarian, I mean, by the time the animal reaches your plate, it's already dead (usually).

By not eating it, you're not bringing it back to life, are you? It's still dead, better to not let it go to waste, imho. :blink:

I do enjoy the taste of meat on a regular basis. :) This is not a gay admission.

[DorisInsinuate]

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B3ta, FTW, by the way.

[manker]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/5161/beta955ow.gif

B3ta, FTW, by the way.
I glagged at that :schnauz: