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DanB
04-24-2006, 05:49 PM
Shit, I took my last £100 out the bank yesterday cos I had to get my train ticket for the week and go shopping this evening. I took it out my wallet last night and left £30 in there for my ticket this morning.

i then put it somewhere safe. So safe that I can't find it now :frusty:

I've looked in all my usual hiding places and I can't find it. this isn't good. :pinch:

Mr. Mulder
04-24-2006, 05:50 PM
:pinch:

on top of the fridge? :smilie4:

DanB
04-24-2006, 05:52 PM
nope, i share the kitchen so that would have been teh bad idea

manker
04-24-2006, 05:54 PM
Inside a DVD case :smilie4:



Dan teh stoner. Heh heh.

DanB
04-24-2006, 05:58 PM
Still can't find it. Tempted to have a joint and see if it jogs my memory :towelee: :mellow:

I don't get paid till the end of may and managed to cadge a bit of cash off my mum but i got to find it or else i'm fookered. Looks liek I may not be walking to Sainsburys in a bit though

Mr. Mulder
04-24-2006, 06:01 PM
you could sell your sperm to an ugly chick (lesbian) :dabs:

DanB
04-24-2006, 06:03 PM
Found it hiding in a box i'd looked in twice already :dry:

thewizeard
04-24-2006, 06:07 PM
I read somewhere, that most lost articles are almost always located within 10 yards of the place you can last remember having it .. Did you happen to leave it at Brenda's coffee shop for safe keeping ?

DorisInsinuate
04-24-2006, 06:08 PM
Found it hiding in a box i'd looked in twice already :dry:
Ahh! It's not always in the last place you look. Cliches are never right :no2:

lee551
04-24-2006, 06:29 PM
losing things sucks, glad you got it back.


dan, what is your sig from? i found it mildly hilarious...

Gripper
04-24-2006, 06:31 PM
losing things sucks, glad you got it back.


dan, what is your sig from? i found it mildly hilarious...
It's a pop at a certain member here:)

DanB
04-24-2006, 06:34 PM
losing things sucks, glad you got it back.


dan, what is your sig from? i found it mildly hilarious...

It sure does, I was well worried until I had found it.


My sig is J2 having a pop at Busyman. :shifty:

manker
04-24-2006, 06:37 PM
I think it's a direct quote of j2's words.

To whom j2 is refering completely escapes me.

If only we had a member who has never read a book but has incredible streetsmart logic to cut through the fucking bullshit, stop licking my nutsack and just fucking tell us :shit:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lee551
04-24-2006, 06:37 PM
this place has so many inside jokes its disorienting. i'll figure em out one day.

manker
04-24-2006, 06:38 PM
Just had to edit my post to say j2 and not JP :dabs:

DanB
04-24-2006, 06:38 PM
I'm here too much :(

Gripper
04-24-2006, 06:38 PM
this place has so many inside jokes its disorienting. i'll figure em out one day.
It'll keep you very Busy man:whistling

100%
04-24-2006, 07:50 PM
any money "found" should be used for those things you dream of using it for.

Spider_dude
04-24-2006, 07:52 PM
i suggest setting up a paypal account for danb

Seedler
04-25-2006, 01:15 AM
I hate paypal...you always pay first instantly. After that, it's a real pain to get your money back if something goes wrong.:pinch: