Why the sea is salty

[Gripper]

Why the Sea Is Salty

Hundreds of years ago there was a king who had a very unusual stone hand mill. It looked like any other stone hand mill but it had special powers. All one had to do was say what one wanted and turn it and out would come what had been requested. If gold was requested, gold would come out. If rice was requested, rice would come out. Whatever was requested, the small hand mill would produce it.

A thief made up his mind to steal the hand mill because once he had heard of it he couldn't get it out of his mind. For days and days he thought about how to steal it but he could not come up with a plan.

Then one day he dressed like a scholar and visited a court official who had access to the royal palace. They chatted about this and that and finally the thief said, "I heard that the King buried his strange hand mill in the ground because he doesn't trust his ministers."

"What's that? The King doesn't trust his ministers? Where did you hear such talk?"

"That's what they say in the countryside," said the thief, happy he had sparked the man's interest. "They say the King dug a deep hole and buried the hand mill because he is so afraid that someone will steal it."

"That's nonsense!" said the official. "The King's hand mill is beside the lotus pond in the inner court."

"Oh, is that so?" said the thief, trying to control his excitement.

"No one would dare try to steal the King's hand mill," said tht official. "Who would even think of trying when the thing is lying right beside the lotus pond where there is always lots of people coming and going."

The thief was so excited that all he could say was "Yes" and "That's right" until he was able to leave.

For many days the thief studied the situation. Then one very dark night, he climbed the palace wall and stole the hand mill from beside the lotus pond.

He was brimming with pride and confidence as he made his way back to the wall. But once outside the palace, he was overcome with fear of being discovered. His heart skipped a beat every time he met someone on the street. He decided to steal a boat and go to his hometown to hide because he knew that once the theft was discovered, everyone in the city and on the roads would be questioned.

Once at sea the thief lay back against the bow of the boat and laughed. Then he began to sing and dance as he thought about how rich he was going to be. Then he thought about what to request from the hand mill. He did not want to ask for something common and easy to obtain.

"Salt! Salt!" he suddenly shouted. "I'll ask for salt! Everyone needs salt. I can sell it and become a rich man. I'll be tht richest man in the country."

He fell down on his knees and began turning the hand mill, singing as he did, Salt! Salt! Make some salt! Then he began dancing and singing about being a rich man.

And the hand mill kept turning and turning. Salt spilled over the sides of the small boat but the thief just kept dancing and singing and laughing, all the time thinking about the big house he was going to have and the numerous servants who would serve him lavish meals.

Finally the boat was so full of salt that it sank to the bottom of the sea. And, since no one has ever told the hand mill to stop, it is still turning and making salt, which is why the sea is salty.

Suzanne Crowder Han, 1991, Korean Folk & Fairy Tales

[Proper Bo]

lies:dabs:

[manker]

Koreans have shit fairy tales.

Wasn't even any fairies in it :dabs:

[Guillaume]

GIS for korean fairies.
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4853/kogirl035rw.jpg
:naughty:

[manker]

Is that Nadia from Big Brother that you're raising your eyebrows at :dabs:

Edit: http://img80.exs.cx/img80/6099/nadia-thin.jpg

[bashnu]

The reason why the sea is salty is because is

1.It is filled with God* Tears.
(hence she is woman)(hence you may ask why are tears salty - to answer this question you must cry sincerly)


2.To proove that God* is British
aka brit sense of sarcasm, synicism and enjoyment of irony. eg. sailor alone on sea, very thirsty....

*(alllahs/buddha/vishnu/odins/zeus/yaweh/etc)

[What'spunk.]

The reason why the sea is salty is because is

1.It is filled with God* Tears.
(hence she is woman)(hence you may ask why are tears salty - to answer this question you must cry sincerly)


2.To proove that God* is British
aka brit sense of sarcasm, synicism and enjoyment of irony. eg. sailor alone on sea, very thirsty....

*(alllahs/buddha/vishnu/odins/zeus)
Why is spunk salty then?

Before anyone says anything, don't pretend you haven't tasted it.

[manker]

Spunk doesn't taste nice so as soon as it hits a woman's tongue, she spits it back at you and it forms big clumpy furballs in your pubes (if you've got any).

It's god's way of making sure you have a shower after a blow-job.

[bashnu]

Why is spunk salty then?


Apart from the fact that my answer has nothing to do with your question. I will none the less this time only, answer your erogonic giggling mind.

The reason why spunk is salty is because...
It is a basic evolutionary development, self defence spunkism also known as the "the selfish gene"
in order to make sure men spunk in the right place.

Primates used to spunk on womens faces,
so it got in their eyes - hence it made them cry - hence they realized they where putting the spunk in the wrong place.
Hence they tried every where else until
they finally found the place it didnt make women cry.
happy now?

[What'spunk.]

Why is spunk salty then?


Apart from the fact that my answer has nothing to do with your question. I will none the less this time only, answer your erogonic giggling mind.

The reason why spunk is salty is because...
It is a basic evolutionary development, self defence spunkism also known as the "the selfish gene"
in order to make sure men spunk in the right place.

Primates used to spunk on womens faces,
so it got in their eyes - hence it made them cry - hence they realized they where putting the spunk in the wrong place.
Hence they tried every where else until
they finally found the place it didnt make women cry.
happy now?


:lol: as a sand boy.

[silky slippers]

Why is spunk salty then?


Apart from the fact that my answer has nothing to do with your question. I will none the less this time only, answer your erogonic giggling mind.

The reason why spunk is salty is because...
It is a basic evolutionary development, self defence spunkism also known as the "the selfish gene"
in order to make sure men spunk in the right place.

Primates used to spunk on womens faces,
so it got in their eyes - hence it made them cry - hence they realized they where putting the spunk in the wrong place.
Hence they tried every where else until
they finally found the place it didnt make women cry.
happy now?

why does my sister's panties smell of tunafish?

[What'spunk.]

Spunk doesn't taste nice so as soon as it hits a woman's tongue, she spits it back at you and it forms big clumpy furballs in your pubes (if you've got any).

It's god's way of making sure you have a shower after a blow-job.
But some of the Ladies like the oral sex in the ear. Trust me, they often turn their heads round just for the pleasure of earal penetration.

[vidcc]

Adam and eve were in playing the garden of eden. Eve noticed that Adam had something between his legs that she didn't and pointed out the difference to adam. upon seeing eves "pussy" adams penis got hard.
"what's happening?" asked eve

"I don't know" adam replied " but it feels good and i bet it would fit into that hole you have"
So adam and eve had sex.



later adam was sat under a tree with a big grin on his face and noticing this god asked "why are you so happy?"

Adam replied " well that thing between my legs got hard and i put it in the hole between eve's legs and after a few ins and outs some stuff spurted out the end into eve...it felt really good"

"Oh" said god "so where is eve now?"

"she went down to the sea to wash that stuff out" said adam


"oh shit" said god ...."now all the fish will smell"...........:pinch:

[What'spunk.]

Apart from the fact that my answer has nothing to do with your question. I will none the less this time only, answer your erogonic giggling mind.

The reason why spunk is salty is because...
It is a basic evolutionary development, self defence spunkism also known as the "the selfish gene"
in order to make sure men spunk in the right place.

Primates used to spunk on womens faces,
so it got in their eyes - hence it made them cry - hence they realized they where putting the spunk in the wrong place.
Hence they tried every where else until
they finally found the place it didnt make women cry.
happy now?

why does my sister's panties smell of tunafish?


Do they smell the same when she takes them off?

[manker]

Spunk doesn't taste nice so as soon as it hits a woman's tongue, she spits it back at you and it forms big clumpy furballs in your pubes (if you've got any).

It's god's way of making sure you have a shower after a blow-job.
But some of the Ladies like the oral sex in the ear. Trust me, they often turn their heads round just for the pleasure of earal penetration.You lucky bar-steward, you've got a cawk in a million ... I can never get mine to fit in.

[What'spunk.]

But some of the Ladies like the oral sex in the ear. Trust me, they often turn their heads round just for the pleasure of earal penetration.You lucky bar-steward, you've got a cawk in a million ... I can never get mine to fit in.
The trick is for it to be hard in advance. You should try that.

[bashnu]

why does my sister's panties smell of tunafish?

look i am not some phd sexologist here, and your question is too specific, i have no clue what your sister does with tunas in relation to her panties, i suggest you bring the panties immediatly to your parents and show and ask them, they will most certainly be proud of you for discovering this, after all she may be dieing of some unknown disease.

[manker]

You lucky bar-steward, you've got a cawk in a million ... I can never get mine to fit in.
The trick is for it to be hard in advance. You should try that.
No, no. It still won't work :unsure:

I think it's more to do with the cawkal girth, rather than the erectilibility.

[What'spunk.]

http://www.vetamerica.com/ProductImages/1287.jpg

[What'spunk.]

The trick is for it to be hard in advance. You should try that.
No, no. It still won't work :unsure:

I think it's more to do with the cawkal girth, rather than the erectilibility.
Then you will have to get your friend to practice with smaller items and gradually work his way up to your full girth. Can I suggest starting with a pinky? Then a finger, then the thumb and work up from there.

Some sort of lubricant may also be a good idea. Tennants Super Lager is an ideal choice.

[manker]

No, no. It still won't work :unsure:

I think it's more to do with the cawkal girth, rather than the erectilibility.
Then you will have to get your friend to practice with smaller items and gradually work his way up to your full girth. Can I suggest starting with a pinky? Then a finger, then the thumb and work up from there.

Some sort of lubricant may also be a good idea. Tennants Super Lager is an ideal choice.So what you're saying is that some sort of lughole stretching is in order.

A bit like what the Boro of the Amazon Basin do with those plugs that they put in their lips. Starting with a small plug and gradually putting larger and larger plugs in until the hole is at the desired girth.

Hmm. Interesting, but I think I shan't bother.

I have two options in front of me; either you've indulged in this earhole grooming and worked your way cautiously toward 'earal penetration' - or you've an unfeasibly small penis :o

[What'spunk.]

Then you will have to get your friend to practice with smaller items and gradually work his way up to your full girth. Can I suggest starting with a pinky? Then a finger, then the thumb and work up from there.

Some sort of lubricant may also be a good idea. Tennants Super Lager is an ideal choice.So what you're saying is that some sort of lughole stretching is in order.

A bit like what the Boro of the Amazon Basin do with those plugs that they put in their lips. Starting with a small plug and gradually putting larger and larger plugs in until the hole is at the desired girth.

Hmm. Interesting, but I think I shan't bother.

I have two options in front of me; either you've indulged in this earhole grooming and worked your way cautiously toward 'earal penetration' - or you've an unfeasibly small penis :o


There's always the third "both" option.

[manker]

There's always the third "both" option.So, you like a bit of both, eh.

[What'spunk.]

There's always the third "both" option.So, you like a bit of both, eh.
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Or have you?

[manker]

So, you like a bit of both, eh.
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Or have you?
I've been known to dabble with the old ppk :happy:

[What'spunk.]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Or have you?
I've been known to dabble with the old ppk :happy:
ppk?

[manker]

I've been known to dabble with the old ppk :happy:
ppk?
Yup, ppk.

[What'spunk.]

ppk?
Yup, ppk.
What's ppk?

[manker]

Wow, it hasn't even hit urbandictionary.com.

I think I'll leave it there anyhow :ermm:

[What'spunk.]

Wow, it hasn't even hit urbandictionary.com.

I think I'll leave it there anyhow :ermm:
Denied.

[manker]

I must have got it wrong :dabs:

The entire interweb doesn't know.

[What'spunk.]

I must have got it wrong :dabs:

The entire interweb doesn't know.
:lol:

[Guillaume]

Do you mean you have a delivery like a brick through a plate glass window, banker-boy?
Poor missus manker. :no:

[manker]

No :unsure:

[What'spunk.]

ppk could be a gun, I suppose.

http://www.replix.de/schusswaffen/moderne/bilder/main/ppkhigh.jpg

[manker]

I've made enquiries as to the etymology of the phrase 'ppk'.

That's all I'd like to say for now :snooty:

[What'spunk.]

In what World is "ppk" a phrase?

[manker]

In what World is "ppk" a phrase?Me and the lads in the pub.

===

Got it now.

PPK is when you and teh missus are having a 69 (she's on top) and you stick two fingers in the pink, and one in the stink (hence my earlier reply).

Well, you angle your hand like a gun :smilie4:

[What'spunk.]

In what World is "ppk" a phrase?Me and the lads in the pub.

===

Got it now.

PPK is when you and teh missus are having a 69 (she's on top) and you stick two fingers in the pink, and one in the stink (hence my earlier reply).

Well, you angle your hand like a gun :smilie4:
Flip sake, it's so obvious. How could anyone not realise what ppk was?

[Guillaume]

Ah? A shocker, then.

Ppk must be welsh or something.

[What'spunk.]

Ah? A shocker, then.

Ppk must be welsh or something.
You capitalised "Ppk" but not "welsh", silly foreigners.

[manker]

PPK > Shocker.

[Guillaume]

Ah? A shocker, then.

Ppk must be welsh or something.
You capitalised "Ppk" but not "welsh", silly foreigners.
It's not like the plebs deserve capitalisation anyway. :snooty:

[manker]

Wales > kent.

[What'spunk.]

You capitalised "Ppk" but not "welsh", silly foreigners.
It's not like the plebs deserve capitalisation anyway. :snooty:
Plebs, surely?

[What'spunk.]

Wales > kent.
* > kent.

[Guillaume]

Racialists :dry:

[What'spunk.]

Racialists :dry:
Sexist.

[manker]

Racialists > sexists.

[Spider_dude]

its generally known as the shocker, two in the pink one in the stink. girls the other night told me the one in the stink isnt required but we'll see, we'll see.

[Seedler]

The sea's salty:O:?

Oh that must be where sea salt comes from.

And for you grammar whores out there, is sea salt one word or two words?:wacko:

[Cheese]

Cawk.

[Fromagepas]

And for you grammar whores out there, is sea salt one word or two words?:wacko:
Yes

[Seedler]

And for you grammar whores out there, is sea salt one word or two words?:wacko:
Yes

:wacko:

:dry: thanks.