Just got a parcel off manker (again)

[Proper Bo]

First of all, he ingeniously wrote "Cawk" before my surname, making it double barrelled and ghey.

Turning it over i saw this on the back:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3922/picture48ot.jpg

In short, an apology from royal mail for damaging the parcel (it was inside a clear bag when I got it, the envelope itself was open).

Inside:
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/9674/picture54ly.jpg
tabs

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6127/picture62mt.jpg
jam

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9113/picture71sq.jpg
honey

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9452/picture81wx.jpg
another, slightly smaller, ghey paperclip

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7556/picture107ut.jpg
???

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4708/picture97ea.jpg
5 pack of razors (2 missing)

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9846/picture124wb.jpg
burberry womens perfume


http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5342/picture115jn.jpg
chewing gum (one opened)

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9568/picture143yd.jpg
baccy tin (with two embassy tabs inside, both with burnt filters)

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4983/picture155gp.jpg
ghey tea

not pictured:
green highlighter

free tabsFTW:smilie4:

[Fromagepas]

Did he send you a "Teach Youself Photography" manual?

[Proper Bo]

rushed webcam photography: it's the future:smilie4:

note: the postman didn't write cawk on the thing he put through the door yesterday saying he couldn't deliver it:no:

[manker]

I would like to announce than on May 9th, I'm giving up smoking again. I think CrabGirl is too.

I will have no need for my lighters anymore so I'm generously giving them away (I might keep one for starting fires :smilie4:) - if anyone wants them, and my other smoking paraphenalia, apply here.

[Fromagepas]

That's not how you spell "paraphernalia".

Well it is how you spell it, but you're wrong.

That's not the proper spelling of "paraphernalia".

[manker]

Damn.

[Fromagepas]

Darn.

[manker]

Golly gosh.

[Fromagepas]

Flippin' heck.

[manker]

Cripes and fiddlesticks!

[Seedler]

I need a paperclip.

Can never find one.

Need one to eject my external DVD drive on my lappy.

[Fromagepas]

"lappy" :lol:

Canadians are sweet.

[Fromagepas]

Not that I've ever licked a Canadian.

[Fromagepas]

I would if it was the right Canadian though.

[Cheese]

My laptop is referred to as "lappy". :snooty:

[Fromagepas]

Cawk.

[Gripper]

"Pish and twaddle"

[MagicNakor]

I'll take it all if you pay shipping and also add in a 20kg brick. I lost my other paperweight.

:shuriken:

[Fromagepas]

manker is a kind person.

He faxed me some blank paper when I ran out.