Wayne Rooney Broke

[Fromagepas]

If he's really, really broke Engerland have fucked any chance they have in the World Cup.

3-0 down as well. What's the point of that?

[Fromagepas]

Maybe he really doesn't want to do the guard of honour thing.

[manker]

Was there a game on today :dabs:

[Fromagepas]

Was there a game on today :dabs:
Not really, more of a mismatch.

[manker]

I missed most of it due to excesive eye rollage.

[Fromagepas]

I missed most of it due to excesive eye rollage.
Did you just rely on the Chinese commentary to keep you up to date?

[manker]

I went down my mate's house to watch it on t'Sky Sports, his ceiling needs painting :dabs:

[Fromagepas]

I went down my mate's house to watch it on t'Sky Sports, his ceiling needs painting :dabs:
He was on top then.

[manker]

One mention of ceiling perusal and you think about bumsecks :no:

Has it become a chore lately.

[Seedler]

borly?

cawk.

[Cheese]

Cawk.

[Fromagepas]

One mention of ceiling perusal and you think about bumsecks :no:

Has it become a chore lately.
Who said anything about bumsecks? I thought you might have had a manly wrastle during half time.

Nice use of the word chore though. It always gives me pleasure to see it used well.

[manker]

A 'manly wrastle':

http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/0000012ck.gif

Which brings me to a more important issue; there just aren't enough midgets officiating sporting events.

I demand more.

[Fromagepas]

Commentary

"The Ultimate Warrior has gone mental and is trying to finish The Hulkster by chewing his cawk off. A move know within the wrestling industry as Daveing him."

That's the actual commentary, I remember it exactly.

[manker]

Is the Hulkster saying 'Get down, bitch'.

[Fromagepas]

Is the Hulkster saying 'Get down, bitch'.
:lol:

It actually looks like he could be.

[Spider_dude]

i thought he was saying faster faster

[Fromagepas]

Fractured big toe.

Out for 6 weeks.

Due back on the day of Engerlands first game I think.

[DanB]

and Owen's comeback yesterday didn't go to well yesterday either, he was saying after the match that his foot really hurt again/still :frusty:

[Proper Bo]

shola ameobi should replace him, he sucks bawls most of the time earl, but he pwns for late winners on pro evo:smilie4:

[Fromagepas]

Engerland tactics in the world cup should be based on what works in pro evo.

[Proper Bo]

Agree.

I should be manager.

[DorisInsinuate]

The 3-1-0-6 formation works for me.

[DorisInsinuate]

The 3-1-0-6 formation works for me.
Shouldn't that be 3-1-6?

[DorisInsinuate]

The 3-1-0-6 formation works for me.
Shouldn't that be 3-1-6?
Shut up, gay.

[Fromagepas]

:lol:

Report the cunt, Doris.

[DorisInsinuate]

:lol:

Report the cunt, Doris.
I tried to, but I missed and reported Seedler instead :no:

[DorisInsinuate]

:lol:

Report the cunt, Doris.
I tried to, but I missed and reported Seedler instead :no:
I think you've done that joke before, twat :dry:

[Proper Bo]

I tried to, but I missed and reported Seedler instead :no: I think you've done that joke before, twat :dry:

and that one:rolleyes:

[DorisInsinuate]

I think you've done that joke before, twat :dry:

and that one:rolleyes:
It was in the same thread, so it's closer to bandwagoning than triteness :ermm:

[Fromagepas]

:lol:

Report the cunt, Doris.
I tried to, but I missed and reported Seedler instead :no:
That's just as good.

[Cheese]

Bring back Alan Shearer.

[Proper Bo]

Agree.

[manker]

Shearer was pretty crap for England - a good club player but in an international shirt, he did feck all :dabs:

[Cheese]

I'd bring back Sheringam as well. Those two were awesome at Euro '96.

[manker]

Sheringham carried Shearer through that tournament.

[Cheese]

I was thinking about calling up Lineker to my England squad but I don't really rate him compared to Shearer.

[manker]

Didn't Shearer lace up Lineker's boots once?

Oh, no. He wasn't fit to.

[Cheese]

Actually, as Shearer is injured, he should probably just take the role of England manager with immediate effect. It's completely obvious he is going to be a successful manager that we should not waste any time in giving him the top job. And also, he should take over Lineker's BBC job because Shearer has oodles more charisma than that big-eared Walker's-munching goal-moocher.

[manker]

Oh, shit. There was me taking it all serious when you're blatantly talking about FM on teh PC.

Yeah, Shearer might rawk at that - any fool knows that personality isn't a prerequisite to pwn at computer games. (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/forumdisplay.php?f=22)

[Cheese]

I might get my face surgically reconstructed so that I look more like Alan Shearer, that way I will be a surefire hit with teh ladiez. In fact, I was surprised that Shearer was not selected as the new James Bond, a role he was born to play.

[manker]

If by 'ladiez' you mean Ashleigh Cole, then maybe.

I heard she stuck a vibrating mobile phone up Shearer's arse a while back - because Shearer likes that kind of thing :smilie4: