Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

[bashnu]

and don't forget to turn off the fridge before you go out.
Love
your son

[Gripper]

OK son don't get to drunk and no bringing any dirty hoors home neither.

[manker]

Your Mom is a regular at this forum, eh.

I bet it's DorisInsinuite :smilie4:

[bashnu]

Mom if your are reading this could you please reply

[manker]

your areThat's even worse than using 'your' if you mean 'you're' :no:

Sorry for the nazism, but it's the only way I can learn some folk.

[bashnu]

mom?

[enoughfakefiles]

1182

[Fromagepas]

Your Mom is a regular at this forum, eh.

I bet it's DorisInsinuite :smilie4:
Darth's an Eskimo. :blink:

[bashnu]

mom, the lights are not working anymore and lil sue needs new diapers, could you maybe get some bread?

[GepperRankins]

nervous breakdowns :FTW:

[bashnu]

mom, you boyfriend who smells wierd is hammering his head against the door, screaming at us to let him in, what should we do?

[Gripper]

Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him

[manker]

Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him
You watch too much merkin telly :no:

[bashnu]

Mom, when are you coming home?
im scared now, he just threw a beer can through the window
when are you coming home?

[Gripper]

call the cops

[enoughfakefiles]

call the cops

Shaun ryder :dabs:

[Gripper]

Bank Happy Mondays??

[Smith]

Dude...wtf?

[maebach]

your areThat's even worse than using 'your' if you mean 'you're' :no:

Sorry for the nazism, but it's the only way I can learn some folk.
:lol: :lol:

[bashnu]

Mom, nine months have passed and you still haven't returned. Your boyfriend got arrested after lil sue made the phone call. They took the house and now they are taking us somewhere.
They are alot cleaner than your boyfriend.