If you could choose

[Mr JP Fugley]

wood ewe prefer you're cawk to be longer or wider.

Why?

[peat moss]

Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?
don't worry, it strightens up when it gets erect. sexual activity causes this phenomenum.

[DorisInsinuate]

Longer. It'll help with those pesky barre chords.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Longer. It'll help with those pesky barre chords.
and playing fancy bottleneck licks.

[peat moss]

Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?
don't worry, it strightens up when it gets erect. sexual activity causes this phenomenum.


Nope still crooked but what the hey ,I could write some new positions for the Kumra Sutra .:D { I know I spelt that wrong } :)

[Mr JP Fugley]

is it crooked like a banananana or is there a kink in it.

[Proper Bo]

/me awaits a reply along the lines of "you (really) got me"

[DorisInsinuate]

More like a pretzel.

There isn't a kink in it, but it's been in a Kink :smilie4:

[Biggles]

Would it be possible to have a bottle opener included in this wish list?

[peat moss]

/me awaits a reply along the lines of "you (really) got me"


:lol: I could make love to my wife around a corner . She does n't seem to mind tho .

[Mr JP Fugley]

Would it be possible to have a bottle opener included in this wish list?
ok, just for you.

which wood ewe prefer - a longer cawk, a wider cawk, a bottle opener.

[Proper Bo]

bottle opener

[Seedler]

longer AND wider:01:

[Proper Bo]

got small peen syndrome, seedler?:no:

[Gripper]

Neither,quite happy with what i've got :)

[MagicNakor]

Everyone can use a bottle opener.

:shuriken: