baccyman
05-23-2006, 02:20 PM
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Q. What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
A. The captains log.
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Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room.
A. Love doesn't last forever.
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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Q. What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
A. The captains log.
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Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room.