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peat moss
05-27-2006, 03:50 PM
Lovesick swan falls in love with swan paddle boat


BERLIN (Reuters) - A swan has fallen in love with a plastic swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of Muenster and has spent the past three weeks flirting with the vessel five times its size, a sailing instructor said Friday.

Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents the two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan with a bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side since it flew in one day in early May.

Oh noes we men as a species are doomed ! Story almost brought a tear to my eyes . :(

Link : http://my.netscape.com/corewidgets/news/story.psp?cat=50900&id=2006052615160002120075
Seedler
05-27-2006, 05:01 PM
Rofl...inter...um...interbirdy secks?
peat moss
05-27-2006, 05:40 PM
Rofl...inter...um...interbirdy secks?


Oh your so mean Seedler , hey pass the bird seed . :)
Seedler
05-28-2006, 03:47 AM
Rofl...inter...um...interbirdy secks?


Oh your so mean Seedler , hey pass the bird seed . :)

:)

But I do admit I'm afraid of birds:unsure:
tesco
05-28-2006, 04:39 AM
Kinda sad, guess his friend's just don't have the heart to tell him.:mellow:
CrabGirl
05-28-2006, 06:03 AM
Stupid bird. The Queen should eat it.
Seedler
05-28-2006, 08:15 PM
Stupid bird. The Queen should eat it.

y the queen?
Gripper
05-28-2006, 08:35 PM
In the UK the swan is considered to be the property of the crown, and the royal family are the only ones allowed to eat them.
Buffalo
05-28-2006, 09:12 PM
In the UK the swan is considered to be the property of the crown, and the royal family are the only ones allowed to eat them.

Swan facts:
It has been illegal to injure or kill swans in Britain for hundreds of years — the offence carries a £5,000 fine or six months in jail.

Roasted swan was a favourite dish of King Henry VIII.

Swans can live to the age of 35, but rarely survive beyond 10.

The Queen's swans are being stolen in their hundreds by gangs of asylum-seekers who are cooking and eating them.
Guillaume
05-28-2006, 09:19 PM
Swans can live to the age of 35, but rarely survive beyond 10.
That's cause the silly buggers spend their days smoking and drinking.
Buffalo
05-28-2006, 09:31 PM
I wonder what Swan tastes like
Seedler
05-28-2006, 11:11 PM
I wonder what Swan tastes like

Swan toilet paper tastes just like regular toilet paper.

Why did you mean with the poop? 'Cause that's different and I wouldn't know. You should find out tho, and then tell me.:)