It's Semi-Final Time

[Chip Monk]

Premier League of t'Arras.

Scholten v Barneveldt just aboot to start.

ergo a Dutch lad will make it to the final

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First leg to Scholten, agin the Darts.

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Drama, there's a draught on stage and they are having to do something aboot it.

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Turns out it was a breeze, not a draught.

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Still waiting, it's two big fans pointing down onto the stage.

Electric fans like, not spectators.

[Chip Monk]

Panic over, they're back out.

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Scholten 3 up. Has big bad Barney bottled it

[Chip Monk]

5 zip ffs. Scholten isn't missing a thing.

[manker]

The Power was on the telly this morning saying how it would be great for TV and the fans if he and Barney got to the final - but he then went on to say that he'd much prefer to play Scholten.

I lost a bit of respect for him when I heard that :dabs:

[Chip Monk]

6-2 to Scholten.

Why the loss of respect thing.

[Chip Monk]

"78% check out, you'd score more penalties than miss with that percentage."

[Chip Monk]

8-2.

You'd have bet it would have been the other way round.

[manker]

6-2 to Scholten.

Why the loss of respect thing.
I expected him to want to beat Barney in the final of a top tournament to prove to the world (well, IKE and jetje) that he's the best.

[Chip Monk]

11-3, fan-tastic.

Bet you if you asked Sir Alex if he wanted Chelski or a diddy team in the FA Cup final he would go for Newcastle United every time.

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6-2 to Scholten.

Why the loss of respect thing.
I expected him to want to beat Barney in the final of a top tournament to prove to the world (well, IKE and jetje) that he's the best.

This statement made me *glag a little

[manker]

11-3, fan-tastic.

Bet you if you asked Sir Alex if he wanted Chelski or a diddy team in the FA Cup final he would go for Newcastle United every time.
Agreed :unsure:

[Chip Monk]

Taylor v Lloyd next.

Can thunder strike in the same place twice.

[Chip Monk]

Just aboot to start, Taylor has never lost a match in the Premier League.

Can Lloyd pull it off.

[Chip Monk]

Taylor gets a bull and throws first.

Game on.

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Taylor 4 up, looks ominous.

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5-0 at the break.

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Treble 20
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"Sometimes he's even better than perfect"

[manker]

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"Sometimes he's even better than perfect"
Is that the dartist equivalent of Ronnie O'Sullivan playing left handed for a laugh?

Genuine question, by the way.

[Chip Monk]

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"Sometimes he's even better than perfect"
Is that the dartist equivalent of Ronnie O'Sullivan playing left handed for a laugh?

Genuine question, by the way.
He actually threw 180, then that. Leaving himself 150 for the nine dart finish.

I think he did it because they always go 180, 180, 141.

In short, not relly, but a wee bit.

He's not a cunt like O'Sullivan, ripping the pish out of a fellow pro.

[manker]

Is that the dartist equivalent of Ronnie O'Sullivan playing left handed for a laugh?

Genuine question, by the way.
He actually threw 180, then that. Leaving himself 150 for the nine dart finish.

I think he did it because they always go 180, 180, 141.

In short, not relly, but a wee bit.

He's not a cunt like O'Sullivan, ripping the pish out of a fellow pro.Ah, gotcha. Thanks.

I agree too, not pish rippage at the O'Sullivan arse level (which I actually thought pretty damn cool in a wow, I've never seen gittism like that before in snooker kinda way) but still showing off because he has an exceptional talent.