are you a rich fucking cunt?

[GepperRankins]

rich cunt means you have, two road legal cars, a home abroad or have more than one holiday a year.

pauper means everone else

[Cheese]

I'm a pauper. However, I do take a lot of time off on holiday.

[100%]

i have 3 bikes, friends and family with noice houses abroad, and any chance i get to leave this block of stone called a country, i do hence i pawn cunts

[CrabGirl]

I have no car, don't own my own home, hardly ever go abroad let alone on holiday in this country and work in a callcentre.

I am however healthy, have amazing friends and family and a lovely rented flat. I'm blessed with a sound, fairly intelligent and inquisitive mind, a strong artistic streak and am decent aesthetically. I do not, therefore, consider myself a pauper.

:irritatingly smug:

[GepperRankins]

i've never been abroad and i have attention defecite disorder :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

oh, and i can't get laid

[manker]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/585/imageolivenutrition5uu.jpg

[GepperRankins]

i wasn't supposed to laugh :dabs:

[manker]

i wasn't supposed to laugh :dabs:
If it helps, according to your rationale in the first post, I'm a rich fucking cunt.


Also, you have been abroad, rich boy :dabs:

[Spider_dude]

i suppose i'm a cunt then. i've been abroad 5 times since october the 6th is gonna be in august,

[GepperRankins]

4 hours in dublin doesn't count

[GepperRankins]

i suppose i'm a cunt then. i've been abroad 5 times since october the 6th is gonna be in august,
you inspired the pole.


you and J'pol.


scots>jews

[manker]

JP doesn't have any money of his own, his wife, however, is a brazillionaire.

[GepperRankins]

JP doesn't have any money of his own, his wife, however, is a brazillionaire.
his wife = secret society. truth

[CrabGirl]

JP doesn't have any money of his own, his wife, however, is a brazillionaire.

No pubes? Nice one JP!

[GepperRankins]

:pinch:

[manker]

:pinch: :pinch:

[sArA]

I have a car, a motorbike, own my house and have parents that live in Spain (Nice Villa, swimming pool, 5 mins from the beach), but I am also still a jobless layabout...that must make me a poor little rich girl... :unsure:

[Chip Monk]

I spend shitloads of money (not mine) on random hedonism. Last wee jaunt away was the Manchester one, total cost was a bit over £400 for the one night. I went three holidays last year. A week up the west coast of Scotland in a cottage with it's own ground and walk onto the beach. Long weekend (friday to monday) at center parcs and a week in Mallorca. That was a feckin enormous place, slept 12 (there are 6 of us) with an indoor splash pool as well as the outdoor pool. Two huge lounges and I mean huge and an enormous kitchen/diner. It had it's own grounds as well and I had a Galaxy to run about in for the week.

I've also got 2 cars (a la hairdresser), both 55 plates so I suppose they could be considered road legal. I stay in a detached house with 5 bedrooms, living room, dining room, kitchen and study. Master bedroom en-suite obviousement. It does have a mortgage on it, however a reasonable guesstimate would be that there is about £100,000 realizable equity available. I won't bore you about the shitloads of stuff I have in the house, but it includes 4 PCs and 2 laptops all connected wirelessly to the interweb via a 10mb connection. I also have 4 NTL digital boxes and feck knows how many TVs, DVDs etc.

Me, personally, I'm as poor as a church mouse. Haven't got two beans to rub together (mixing metaphors ftw). As manker said, I'm a kept man and it's feckin' great.

[Proper Bo]

spoilt cunt:dry:

[Chip Monk]

spoilt cunt:dry:
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Never marry for looks, they fade. Always marry for money.

[Proper Bo]

I'll keep that in mind:sage:

[Buffalo]

I would hate to be rich; money only brings problems, trust me,
The more you earn, the more you spend.
I'm not a greedy person, I only buy what I need & I hate waste.
So many people now have a second home, people have gone mad with greed, great shame.

[StephG]

I would hate to be rich; money only brings problems, trust me,
The more you earn, the more you spend.
I'm not a greedy person, I only buy what I need & I hate waste.

I take it that you have been rich at some stage then. How did your fall from grace occur?

Oh and whilst we are here, how exactly do you "need" a surfboard, a computer and access to the interweb. I would suggest you want those things.

It's all very well you spouting cliche's at us, however I suspect there may be a wee hair of hypocrisy involved.

[Busyman™]

2 road legal cars, a home elsewhere, and more than one holiday a year is considered middle-class in America.

I have 3 cars, (no vacation home ownership yet, just a timeshare), and more than one holiday a year.

My home and yard are of nice size but yet I'm middle-class. I will admit the cruise I just came off of has a bill attached that would make many cringe but life is too short to be a pikey alllll the fucking time.

On a side note, liquor in the Caribbean is dirt fucking cheap. :drunk:

Cheers and all o dat.

[GepperRankins]

2 road legal cars, a home elsewhere, and more than one holiday a year is considered middle-class in America.

I have 3 cars, (no vacation home ownership yet, just a timeshare), and more than one holiday a year.

My home and yard are of nice size but yet I'm middle-class. I will admit the cruise I just came off of has a bill attached that would make many cringe but life is too short to be a pikey alllll the fucking time.

On a side note, liquor in the Caribbean is dirt fucking cheap. :drunk:

Cheers and all o dat.
richy cunt you are

[Buffalo]

I would hate to be rich; money only brings problems, trust me,
The more you earn, the more you spend.
I'm not a greedy person, I only buy what I need & I hate waste.

I take it that you have been rich at some stage then. How did your fall from grace occur?

Oh and whilst we are here, how exactly do you "need" a surfboard, a computer and access to the interweb. I would suggest you want those things.

It's all very well you spouting cliche's at us, however I suspect there may be a wee hair of hypocrisy involved.

Hello Steph,
I have never been rich,
I live only for my means, I have found over the years that money is evil & I don't want to repeat myself over on how I feel about it.
I have my reasons and I’m not going to spill that on the net as well.

The computer & surfboard, my statement was "I only buy what I need"
I don't just buy for the fuck of it, because I’m bored, like some do.
At the moment I long for nothing in the material world.

Hypocristy:
I am merely just a man, a man off deep thought,
I have my problems much the same as you do, and if you don't have problems then class yourself as the lucky one!

I am equal to all.

I don't sell, I give.

[Seedler]

I wish I was a cunt.

[Proper Bo]

At the moment I long for nothing in the material world.


give me your money then:smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

I wish I was a cunt.

Your wish is granted :lookaroun

[enoughfakefiles]

I wish I was a cunt.

Your wish is granted :lookaroun

[Seedler]

I wish I was a cunt.

Your wish is granted :lookaroun

yay!:happy:

[Busyman™]

Your wish is granted :lookaroun

yay!:happy:
Open wide, beeotch cum dumpster!

[Proper Bo]

did you just imply that you want to ejaculate into a young boy?

[Busyman™]

did you just imply that you want to ejaculate into a young boy?
I didn't imply anything of the sort. You really gotta learn ta read, Soup Nazi.:stars:

[Proper Bo]

sorry, did i misread "open wide, beeotch cum dumpster!" which you said to a young boy?:huh:

[Seedler]

sorry, did i misread "open wide, beeotch cum dumpster!" which you said to a young boy?:huh:

:lol: Totally. Somehow.

[Busyman™]

sorry, did i misread "open wide, beeotch cum dumpster!" which you said to a young boy?:huh:
When did I say that I'd do anything?

I'll help....
open wide, - tells Seedler to open wide since he's a cunt and all

beeotch cum dumpster - is calling Seedler a cum dumpster, my bad, a beeotch cum dumpster.

There is no action implied about what I would do.

Take better care reading next time. If you'd like to do something to Seedler, don't fanny about, just spit it out instead of swallowing like you normally do.

[Chip Monk]

You really should read more carefully Busyman, Popper Bra used the word "imply". I concur with his reading of the situation, that you did in fact imply you wanted to "cum" in Seedler's mouth.

Had he used the word "say" I would agree with your contention. However he didn't.

[Proper Bo]

chip monk > busyboy.

fact.

[Barbarossa]

I'd be alot richer if I didn't have to maintain 2 roadworthy cars and I didn't get forced to go on 2 foreign holidays per year. Fact. :pinch:

[brotherdoobie]

I'd be alot richer if I didn't have to maintain 2 roadworthy cars and I didn't get forced to go on 2 foreign holidays per year. Fact. :pinch:

Wife>Barbie.

Fact.

Peace bd

[Chip Monk]

I'd be alot richer if I didn't have to maintain 2 roadworthy cars and I didn't get forced to go on 2 foreign holidays per year. Fact. :pinch:

Wife>Barbie.

Fact.

Peace bd
Yo BD, how goes it. Long thyme no sea.

[Busyman™]

chip monk > busyboy.

fact.

There is no action implied about what I would do.

Fact

[Mr JP Fugley]

There is no action implied about what I would do.

Fact
That post is sad on so many levels. It actually makes me feel quite bad.

[Barbarossa]

I'd be alot richer if I didn't have to maintain 2 roadworthy cars and I didn't get forced to go on 2 foreign holidays per year. Fact. :pinch:

Wife>Barbie.

Fact.

Peace bd

:ermm:

[Robert00000]

Hello :pinch:

[enoughfakefiles]

Roberts back :01:

:pinch:

[GepperRankins]

he's contemplating whether to lie :dabs:

[Seedler]

Who's roberto?:huh:

[Barbarossa]

He's the second most annoying person on this forum.

[asafisraeli123]

cunt

[calm2chaos]

I have two cars I rent my house and I haven't had a vacation in .............................................. A long friggin time, 3-4 years probably. Except for the occasional sick day to lay around on the couch

[Busyman™]

I have two cars I rent my house and I haven't had a vacation in .............................................. A long friggin time, 3-4 years probably. Except for the occasional sick day to lay around on the couch
You're a middle-class blow-up fuck doll then?:unsure:

[calm2chaos]

I have two cars I rent my house and I haven't had a vacation in .............................................. A long friggin time, 3-4 years probably. Except for the occasional sick day to lay around on the couch
You're a middle-class blow-up fuck doll then?:unsure:

Actually I'm an upper middle class blow-up fuck doll. Exactly what kind of fucktard are you?

[Seedler]

He's the second most annoying person on this forum.

Borly? How come I havnt heard of him? And who's teh most annoying?:huh:

[Seedler]

Oh btw, Barba, you sig is old.:dry:

[Seedler]

And your avatar needs changing. It's old too.:(

[Seedler]

Furthermore, England's not gonna win this year.:no:

[Seedler]

Moreover, Barba you have way too much free time, you hold like 7 different arcade records. Loser.:lol:

[Guyver]

rich cunt means you have, two road legal cars, a home abroad or have more than one holiday a year.

pauper means everone else

geuss im a rich cunt

[Busyman™]

You're a middle-class blow-up fuck doll then?:unsure:

Actually I'm an upper middle class blow-up fuck doll. Exactly what kind of fucktard are you?
Iym knot

[calm2chaos]

Actually I'm an upper middle class blow-up fuck doll. Exactly what kind of fucktard are you?
Iym knot



O but I believe you are..... :lol:

But we can leave that for another time....

[Mr JP Fugley]

rich cunt means you have, two road legal cars, a home abroad or have more than one holiday a year.

pauper means everone else

geuss im a rich cunt
On which basis.

[maebach]

rich cunt ftw!!!

[Barbarossa]

Moreover, Barba you have way too much free time, you hold like 7 different arcade records. Loser.:lol:

:ermm:

eh?

:blink:

what?

:unsure:

cuckoo?

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7757/seedler2eb.gif

[Barbarossa]

Oh btw, Barba, you sig is old.:dry:

Have you solved it yet, cawkbrain? :unsure:

[Seedler]

Oh btw, Barba, you sig is old.:dry:

Have you solved it yet, cawkbrain? :unsure:

Yah.:unsure:

Have you?:mellow:

[thewizeard]

nope...I am a rich prick...with poor health ... :P

[Robert00000]

:huh:

[cimmer]

pauper aspiring to be a cunt. I have a car with no payment but I only paid 3k for it. should have all my debts paid off soon. dont own a home yet. starting some business. so hopefully i'll be a rich cunt soon then I'll post again.

[Busyman™]

All my cahs are payd awff two. :snooty:

My home won't be as soon 'cause Iym gonna maik it bigga. :snooty:

Y've own3d multipull grate paformin' blew chip stawks four allmost a dekaid. :snooty:

Sumwun awn hear called me a pikee. Sew whut, asswhole.

Oh and :snooty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

All my cahs are payd awff two. :snooty:

My home won't be as soon 'cause Iym gonna maik it bigga. :snooty:

Y've own3d multipull grate paformin' blew chip stawks four allmost a dekaid. :snooty:

Sumwun awn hear called me a pikee. Sew whut, asswhole.

Oh and :snooty:
It's good to document someone's decline into being ever more a parody of their original persona.

I know it's not pretty, but it has to be done.

[ziggyjuarez]

I have two dvd players,aka yes

[100%]

http://www.plastickid.dk/start/pic.jpg

[missie]

Those are the nastiest looking Van's I've ever seen. :eww:
Even my years old falling to bits, burgandy-turned pink ones look better than those.

[Busyman™]

Vans and Skechers are shit.

Wear Aldos. :snooty: